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Boudica 03-31-2011 05:02 PM

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?
 
Maybe you guys should not try to live above your means. The recession started from Bush also.

But that's right, its OK to love a man for starting to illegal wars, but when we want health care for all its a sin. Let's not forget that Jesus was a HUGE socialist, and would have said the same thing.

What was it he said about the rich not going to heaven, and about helping all the poor?

JackTheReborn 03-31-2011 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Boudica (Post 722090)
Maybe you guys should not try to live above your means. The recession started from Bush also.

But that's right, its OK to love a man for starting to illegal wars, but when we want health care for all its a sin. Let's not forget that Jesus was a HUGE socialist, and would have said the same thing.

What was it he said about the rich not going to heaven, and about helping all the poor?

Yuo are truly rich only when filled with Love Of God, our LORD. God looks after us true believers and if it is His Will then yes, it's OK to be rich.

Was King Solomon not one of God's chosen Kindgs? He had loads of weath, gold, cattle, slaves, wives - you name it. Salvation is free, wealth is a blessing from God but what is important is how you use your wealth. See Luke 5:29 as an example my son. And remember, it is, as everything, on His hands Deueronomy 8:18.

Give generously in church collections for this money surely goes to the needed.

Love and Peace, Jack

MitzaLizalor 04-01-2011 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Boudica (Post 722090)
Maybe you guys should not try to live above your means.

It is not living "above one's means" when property remains that can be sold. A daughter's only rôle is to be disposed of, although pending that transaction she should help her mother or otherwise do a instructed.



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Originally Posted by Boudica (Post 722090)
The recession started from Bush also.

how ridiculous - even I know that it was caused by Carter, and I don't even live in America!




Pure_Angel 04-05-2011 05:23 PM

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My father says that you can not sell a daughter, that you should be happy if you can pay someone to take her away...

Road Kill gypsy 04-11-2011 07:08 PM

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Daughter doesn't look like much, but I may be looking to aquire some property in Arizona. Is this a beachfront home?

Twiggy 04-11-2011 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by handmaiden (Post 623285)
Brother Levi, I forget how many daughters you have. It is always wise to keep one virgin daughter around in case you need to toss her to a crowd of would be sodomizers.



Remindingly Yours,

Handmaiden

Would sodomizers care if she was a virgin or not? Also you should probably move if you're having problems with entire gangs of them, we don't get that here thankfully.

Beyondthesmegma 04-12-2011 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Levi Jones (Post 623200)
This darn Obama depression is affecting our family horribly. Since we moved to Freehold, we haven't been able to sell our beautiful six bedroom house on a 1/10th acre plot in Arizona. The bank is about to foreclose on it. I have already asked the church, but they are feeling the pinch too. Pastor Zeke's Christmas gift is only going to be in the 20 thousand dollar range this year.

It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.

How much do you guys think I could get for her?

She, is of course a virgin. The tokens of virginity will be there on your wedding night or you can stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:20.

She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.

Any serious bids from True Christians™ will be considered.

God Bless,
Levi

Well . . . you could . . . rent her out? $50 an hour.

Pure_Angel 04-12-2011 04:09 PM

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I hope you aren't renting your wife! :o
Why would anyone want to rent their wife? It would be cheaper just to buy her direct. Even I understand that, and I am a woman.

YIC
Elisabeth

Beyondthesmegma 04-12-2011 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Pure_Angel (Post 730516)
I hope you aren't renting your wife! :o
Why would anyone want to rent their wife? It would be cheaper just to buy her direct. Even I understand that, and I am a woman.

YIC
Elisabeth

No, I am not renting my wife. Slavery has been outlawed since 1865.

Pure_Angel 04-12-2011 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Beyondthesmegma (Post 730566)
No, I am not renting my wife. Slavery has been outlawed since 1865.

Who said anything about slavery? :headscratch:

YIC
Elisabeth

denmarkrock123 04-12-2011 09:23 PM

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you are piffleing sick, you cant just sell a human being!? please stop this, dont be blinded by your faith. its allright to be christian, but to lose all of your judgement? you people do more harm than good in this world.
-Ask ejlerskov.

MitzaLizalor 04-12-2011 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by denmarkrock123 (Post 730638)
its allright to be Christian

How do you do that without The Bible?

Beyondthesmegma 04-13-2011 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Pure_Angel (Post 730608)
Who said anything about slavery? :headscratch:

YIC
Elisabeth

I'm sorry. I wasn't clear enough. THE MAN WANTS TO SELL HIS OWN DAUGHTER. SELLING PEOPLE IS ILLEGAL. SLAVES USED TO BE SOLD. SLAVERY IS NOW ILLEGAL. If you can't connect the dots, I'm afraid I can't help you.

Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson 04-13-2011 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Beyondthesmegma (Post 730886)
I'm sorry. I wasn't clear enough. THE MAN WANTS TO SELL HIS OWN DAUGHTER. SELLING PEOPLE IS ILLEGAL. SLAVES USED TO BE SOLD. SLAVERY IS NOW ILLEGAL. If you can't connect the dots, I'm afraid I can't help you.

There is nothing wrong with asking for gifts to the man to help him choose his bride's husband.

Beyondthesmegma 04-13-2011 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson (Post 730897)
There is nothing wrong with asking for gifts to the man to help him choose his bride's husband.

There is a fine line between asking for money and selling for money.

Hawk 04-13-2011 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Beyondthesmegma (Post 730886)
I'm sorry. I wasn't clear enough. THE MAN WANTS TO SELL HIS OWN DAUGHTER. SELLING PEOPLE IS ILLEGAL. SLAVES USED TO BE SOLD. SLAVERY IS NOW ILLEGAL. If you can't connect the dots, I'm afraid I can't help you.

Slavery is one subject that the Bible does not outlaw straight away if you look into it closer.....but if you want to sell your daughter for selfish reasons, you do not have love in you. Jesus loves us so much that He sacrificed Himself for us even though He had enough reason to kill us all for what we did to Him. HE BOUGHT US WITH A PRICE! for we are slaves to this world without Him.

MitzaLizalor 04-13-2011 12:14 PM

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The Bible does not outlaw slavery at all.

Exodus 21:20-21

Pure_Angel 04-13-2011 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 731078)
The Bible does not outlaw slavery at all.

Exodus 21:20-21

Amen Sister Mitza, and I have no idea why everyone is going around about slavery? If a man wants a good wife, then he should be more then willing to pay? I mean, it's better to buy a steak at the butchers, than to find it out on the street.
And it's a womans work, and delight, to serve her husband! I would be happy if my father found a man for me – and got some extra cash himself!


Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

MitzaLizalor 04-13-2011 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pure_Angel (Post 731154)
Amen Sister Mitza, and I have no idea why everyone is going around about slavery? If a man wants a good wife, then he should be more then willing to pay? I mean, it's better to buy a steak at the butchers, than to find it out on the street.
And it's a womans work, and delight, to serve her husband! I would be happy if my father found a man for me – and got some extra cash himself!


Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

The foolish woman who "Plucketh with the hands" is not alone in this world of sin and shame.

BelieverInGod 04-14-2011 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Beyondthesmegma (Post 730886)
I'm sorry. I wasn't clear enough. THE MAN WANTS TO SELL HIS OWN DAUGHTER. SELLING PEOPLE IS ILLEGAL. SLAVES USED TO BE SOLD. SLAVERY IS NOW ILLEGAL. If you can't connect the dots, I'm afraid I can't help you.


Has any one of these idiots shown which state says that a Bride Price (ie reverse Dowry) is illegal?


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