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Thomas Dalton 12-21-2011 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by cheesynibbles (Post 825450)
Hey I'm a Catholic and wait... We are actually christians. YOU aren't a christian you're just some queer baaaptoast KKK member!!!

I would like you to read this enlightening tract by the good mr. Chick: Are Catholics Christian?

It explains that Catholics worship the masonic deity Isis as Mary, and this is clearly a violation of Deuteronomy 5:7: Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

A reformed Papist 12-21-2011 03:05 AM

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In answer to the question about how much you will get for your daughter. About $12 depending of course on the fluctuations of the currency and what is happening in the crazy place called Europe. Good luck with the sale.

Brother of the Craft 01-12-2012 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 626225)
So it's better that he just let her out onto the streets to find her own man? That's how women end up being street walkers you know.

The best thing an reasonable person could do is "purchase" this poor girl and then get her the heck away from this bizarre cult.

Huffing gas while reading the Bible results in bizarre cults just like this one. May your precious daughter escape and NEVER return!

John Creeser 01-12-2012 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother of the Craft (Post 835539)
The best thing an reasonable person could do is "purchase" this poor girl and then get her the heck away from this bizarre cult.

Huffing gas while reading the Bible results in bizarre cults just like this one. May your precious daughter escape and NEVER return!

First off, Landover is no cult. Read.

Secondly, why use satanic imagery in your avatar? This is a Christian forum.:angry:

Horace Head 01-12-2012 06:25 PM

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I would be prepared to place a bid if I could view some videos of her hand and wrist strength. In my line of work, we have many cans of spray paint that need to be shaken for 20 or more minutes multiple times a day.

I have been through a few individuals over the years and get a bit tired doing it myself. If no videos are available, I'm sure I'll find someone locally.

Just trying to help a family in need.

YouSickos 01-12-2012 09:58 PM

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I'm a sick freak that needs to burn in hell. :devil:

Ipreyonyoursoul 01-13-2012 12:10 AM

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Selling your 13 year old daughter? Are you kidding me, that is inhumane. You do not "own" her. If that's what your bible teaches you that really is quite sad. You need to re read your own bible with blind eyes instead of taking bits and pieces and using them to find loopholes to suit your own lifestyle. Your daughter has every single right to chose if and whom she weds. Stop being a misogynous hypocrite and treat people equally.

Didymus Much 01-13-2012 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Ipreyonyoursoul (Post 835798)
...You need to re read your own bible with blind eyes...

Wtf? :wacko:

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...instead of taking bits and pieces and using them to find loopholes to suit your own lifestyle...
But they don't do that. They take 100% of the Bible.

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...Your daughter has every single right to chose if and whom she weds...
Provide Scriptural support, or say that is your opinion. Please note, this forum is not about your opinion.

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...Stop being a misogynous hypocrite and treat people equally.
He's not a hypocrite.

Mary Etheldreda 01-13-2012 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Ipreyonyoursoul (Post 835798)
Your daughter has every single right to chose if and whom she weds. Stop being a misogynous hypocrite and treat people equally.

If you want anyone to take you seriously, you'll need to show where this command is in the Bible.

LovePeopleCorrectly 01-24-2012 09:09 AM

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Are you people crazy? This is not God's will, this is human trafficking. This is illegal.

Jack O'fagan 01-24-2012 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by LovePeopleCorrectly (Post 841071)
Are you people crazy? This is not God's will this is human trafficking. This is illegal.

Can you back that up with scripture?

YIC

Jack

Devilslittleho 01-24-2012 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by LovePeopleCorrectly (Post 841071)
Are you people crazy? This is not God's will, this is human trafficking. This is illegal.


Well said! :thumbsup:

Pastor Isaac Peters 01-24-2012 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Devilslittlehelper (Post 841185)
Well said! :thumbsup:

Then maybe you can be the one to back it up with Scripture.

(not holding breath)

ETA: I'll even give you a hint: Exodus 21:7

Devilslittleho 01-26-2012 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters (Post 841187)
Then maybe you can be the one to back it up with Scripture.

(not holding breath)

ETA: I'll even give you a hint: Exodus 21:7


There's no scripture for this, use your common sense as a HUMAN!

It's illegal to sell people according to the LAW!

Pastor Isaac Peters 01-26-2012 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Devilslittlehelper (Post 841841)
There's no scripture for this

Thank you for conceding my point. Have a blessed day.

GODisHoly 01-29-2012 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Devilslittlehelper (Post 841841)
There's no scripture for this, use your common sense as a HUMAN!

It's illegal to sell people according to the LAW!

I'm sorry to say but True Christians are to obey the laws of man as long as they do not conflict with God's higher laws. Which I gotta say there's a lot of laws that you atheist trash have that go against the Commandments of God.

Just read this from the bible:

Galatians 3:10-11 - For as many as are of the works of the law are under the curse: for it is written, Cursed is every one that continueth not in all things which are written in the book of the law to do them. But that no man is justified by the law in the sight of God, it is evident: for, The just shall live by faith.

So not only should we not follow your atheist trash laws. Your laws are also a curse.

Jedediah 01-29-2012 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Devilslittlehelper (Post 841841)
There's no scripture for this, use your common sense as a HUMAN!

I'm sure your atheo-secular ways seem very wise to you. However, to Bible-believing Christians, your ways are foolishness.

I Corinthians 3:18-20
Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.


God makes it quite clear that we are to rely on His Word, not our own deluded understanding or "common sense." Stop trying to think for yourself. God gave us the Holy Bible (KJV 1611) so we don't have to.

Proverbs 3:5
Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

My_Bible_Has_Tabs 01-30-2012 07:35 AM

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Yea, this isn't against the law or anything...

Zechariah Smyth 01-30-2012 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by My_Bible_Has_Tabs (Post 843090)
Yea, this isn't against the law or anything...


Doesn't your tabbed Bible have Romans 13:1?

:wacko:

YiC,

Z. Smyth

Jedediah 01-31-2012 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by My_Bible_Has_Tabs (Post 843090)
Yea, this isn't against the law or anything...

What's your point?

Acts 5:29
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.


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