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Maynard_James_Keenan 11-02-2010 07:46 PM

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?
 
Yes, but whos gonna protect him from Elton John? :(

Jesus is Lord 11-02-2010 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Maynard_James_Keenan (Post 629114)
Do you that what you are doing its a crime? FBI will go after you. Or even Elton J:jesus:ohn

How's it a crime? The Bible says it is OK so it must be. God will protect Levi from any persecution. What can the heathen homer Elton John do? He has no power.

Pastor Levi, I'd take your daughter off your hands but I already have a wife.

MitzaLizalor 11-03-2010 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins (Post 628994)
True. Why would anyone pay for a woman?

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

China is very heathen. Additionally paganism is on the increase. Have you seen this documentary? If Mr. Jenkins permits I would recommend viewing it - money is not paid for the woman as such, but is paid & women are necessary.

I do not have any daughters, but if I did I would never sell them to China!

Foul Nazi Pig 11-03-2010 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Imam Rashik (Post 629000)
You would be only worth one SAR.

Good! That means it would be harder to sell me!

Lycia The Repentant 11-03-2010 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Foul Nazi Pig (Post 629528)
Good! That means it would be harder to sell me!

What makes you think anybody is in the market for national socialist swine? <_<

JustinBeiberr 11-04-2010 02:27 AM

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yaw dog i did not know jesus is a pimp so it's true hes black

Levi Jones 11-04-2010 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by JustinBeiberr (Post 629990)
yaw dog i did not know jesus is a pimp so it's true hes black

Chapter and verse from the Holy Bible that backs up your ridiculous claim, please. :angry:

PunkAnarchist 11-05-2010 12:20 PM

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I should surley consider you guys a threat to several communities..
I hope ya churche gets burned down.. rlly hope.. cunts

MitzaLizalor 11-05-2010 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by PunkAnarchist
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You need to post on the introductions forum and tell us how you heard about God's excellent lovingkindness - and perhaps if you listened to the youtube clip in Associate Pastor of Theology Levi Jones' signature it would be a calming moment for you. Psalm 107:43 1611

Cindy Lou Jenkins 11-05-2010 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JustinBeiberr (Post 629990)
yaw dog i did not know jesus is a pimp so it's true hes black

The Bible says that Jesus was white.

Revelation 1:14 (King James Version) 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;


Song of Solomon 5:10 My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

metalisNOTmusic 11-08-2010 06:21 AM

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Are you people seriously selling children like property?
That is just wrong on so many levels.

BelieverInGod 11-08-2010 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by metalisNOTmusic (Post 632879)
Are you people seriously selling children like property?
That is just wrong on so many levels.

Genesis 34:12 Ask me never so much dowry and gift, and I will give according as ye shall say unto me: but give me the damsel to wife.

Exodus 21:7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.

Exodus 22:17 If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins.

There`s nothing wrong with a Dowry

MitzaLizalor 11-08-2010 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by metalisNOTmusic (Post 632879)
Are you people seriously selling children like property?
That is just wrong on so many levels.

If a daughter has been raped, of course the price is fixed @ $476.24 (spot silver at time of posting)
Deuteronomy 22:28-29

Pastor Jones, as Associate Pastor of Theology, does not bring up daughters to be prostitutes therefore his daughter has not been raped and the price is not fixed.
Leviticus 19:29

metalisNOTmusic 11-10-2010 05:30 AM

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"and his eyes were as a flame of fire"

Yeah, and somewhere in the bible, it says that Jesus had nothing special about him. He looked like a normal person. Do normal people have flaming eyes?

BelieverInGod 11-10-2010 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by metalisNOTmusic (Post 633930)
"and his eyes were as a flame of fire"

Yeah, and somewhere in the bible, it says that Jesus had nothing special about him. He looked like a normal person. Do normal people have flaming eyes?

Somewhere in the Bible? Please find scripture to back that up.

despising david 11-10-2010 05:45 AM

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I have to ask why it is that these athiest's have tried to derail the topic of how much your daughter is worth. If it was ungodly to sell your daughter Zeke would not have posted this in the first place because the thought would not have entered his mind. Just another instance of Athiest's trying to get away from a Godly conquest.

Lisa H 11-10-2010 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by metalisNOTmusic (Post 633930)
"and his eyes were as a flame of fire"

Yeah, and somewhere in the bible, it says that Jesus had nothing special about him. He looked like a normal person. Do normal people have flaming eyes?

Have heard someone say, "her eyes twinkled like stars".
Does it mean she has stars for eyes? Of course not. Think about what you post next time.

despising david 11-18-2010 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by metalisNOTmusic (Post 632879)
Are you people seriously selling children like property?
That is just wrong on so many levels.

Excuse me if it is so wrong why do people buy children legally under the farse of adoption? If I'm not mistaken most adoptions cost about twenty to thirty thousand dollars to ship some godless bastard child from Africa or China. Not even a good Christian kid, so by this standard not only is this girl a better made person, she is at a realistic price, considering that one would have to do atleast 2 to 3 time's the physical correcting, English teaching, house training
( only if african child due to them being used to using the street's as bathrooms) feeding,(due to them being gluttonous snob's) and anything else!
That seems like a burden that will never end if you ask me!

handmaiden 11-18-2010 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by metalisNOTmusic (Post 632879)
Are you people seriously selling children like property?
That is just wrong on so many levels.


Get with the program. In the Bible, children are property. Wives are property, too.

The Bible is very clear in affixing values to all sorts of things. The only thing not assigned a precise economic value is a person's soul.


And don't go calling names and accusing us of being hateful and hard-hearted. People get tax deductions for their children. They sue doctors and schools and individuals for large sums of money if their kids are killed.

Others pay money to adopt (mentioned in another post) and still others pay even larger sums of money to conceive their own biological progeny.

Sperm "donors" get paid. Gestational surrogates get paid, (less, btw, when the numbers are crunched).

People talk all the time about the value of "love" and other (supposed) intangibles. But when push comes to shove, everything in this earth and on this earth can be reduced to its monetary worth.

Prostitutes get paid for one service, and soldiers get paid for another. And day-care workers--the ones we trust with our darling young children-- get paid worse than either of these job categories.

Seriously dude, you couldn't get anyone to kill your enemies or fork your friends for a day-care employee's salary.

Realistically Yours,

Handmaiden

silverspirit2001 12-09-2010 01:21 AM

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I would bid, but I don't think I am a true enough Christian yet. :(

Also, would you consider trading her in foreskins?

"Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife." Samuel 18:27

If you have any particular enemy you would like me to smite, I will get you 50 - since she is not a princess.


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