The Japs Have a Robot That Cooks!
I'm wondering if any of you Ladies of Landover would be at all interested in THIS contraption? Just curious...:hmmm:
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Seems they are trying to find a replacement for women. I knew all those Chinese folks were a bunch of qweers!
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That's it! Game over Man! Those Nips have finally done it. The Rapture is certainly coming. And those left behind have THIS to look forward to:
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Stupid Ornamentals! If we let robots cook and clean, then women will be
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Those Koreans are mocking God. It's women who are supposed to be helps meet for men, not robots, after animals proved not to be up to the task.
Genesis 2:18-24: And the LORD God said, [It is] not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought [them] unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that [was] the name thereof. And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. And Adam said, This [is] now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. When God in His perfect and sovereign majesty got it right the second time around, those gooks in 'Nam have no business trying to improve on His handiwork. I suspect that there's also a made-in-Taiwan way to "be one flesh" with a robot, although I'd prefer not to know the details. :bad: |
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I think they're wonderful and speaking from personal experience our Kitchinu SKI-V from Toshisonichas given mamasan time to reflect on producing more pure blooded warrior children for the good of the Emperor and all descendent of the sun god Amaterasu.
On a different topic, I would like to thank your founding fathers for the permanent suntan in 1944. I've no need for expensive holidays since being visited by your Fatboy Solarium. Peace be on you all, especially those who believe in the ruler of the celestial plain, Amaterasu and all she can teach us. Banzi, banzi, banzai |
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Tell me when they make a robot that says, "Me so sorry 'bout Pear' Harbor, Joe!"
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Contraptions will never replace Women in the kitchen or indeed in the home . A robot will never be able to give the personal touch, needed to make a man feel contented after he has had a long day at work. I do wish that these nations would keep their rubbish to themselves.
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Also, I don't trust the slants. The robots are probably wired for world domination and murder us all while screeching like Yoko Ono. |
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This doesn't make any sense at all.They're just trying to show the world how smart they think they are. The Japs don't need a robot that cooks cause the Japs don't cook. Sushi=Bait. They might steam the rice, but everything else is pretty much raw and still moving. Jap pancakes=a big fat lie. How can you eat panakes with chopsticks? Answer: You can't!
This makes about as much sense as the french making a robot that uses soap and water. |
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That will never catch on, there is only so much that you can trust a robot to do. A robot could never be trusted to wash a husbands feet, give a back rub or cut his toe nails. Those clanking metal fingers could never replace a soft, gentle, warm womans touch. Those folk are just plain lazy, its a womans place to take care of her man, not replace herself with a oversized can. I could not bear to see a robot taking care of my man, whether it be a metal one or one of those other latex creations that one of my poor deceased husbands was so fond of. God bless his un-natural soul.:thumbsup:
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Maybe the Asians got stuck with inferior women. Someone should send a boatload to the US for good Christian discipline and training. We can ship the ones that are well trained back for thier men. The wormn that don't learn their lesson we can keep her as maidservants for our women...
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Oh, Pastor you shouldn't call the ornamentals bad! God still loves them, even if he made them a bit funny looking.
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Here's a point for you to think about.
Maybe the Japanese women are such terrible , lazy wives , it's neccesary to use robots?. I can't see it catching on though. The men over there obviously don't set rules to their women, if they did, there'd be no need for such devices. When a man takes a wife, surely that wife is taught to serve him in every way, to tend for him, through love and strife too. At least that's my aim in life. Let them keep their artificial machines, when I find my man, I will strive every day to make him pleased with me. |
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Oh angels, that was so racist! Jesus is crying right now.
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A wife's place is to serve her Husband and have children, to be in the home. Please tell me what is wrong with that?. |
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Hey, men and women are equal! We are all children of God!
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Nobody should have corrected you. Even if you were wrong :( That's so judgmental.
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