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Ezekiel Bathfire 02-26-2014 10:11 PM

The Open Closet
 
We need to know who the abominations are. We need to be told who is a danger to morality, who wishes to destroy marriage and who hates the American Way.

I take much pleasure in outting the following queers who are an affront to God!

Anderson Cooper
http://www.queerattitude.com/img/dir...son_cooper.jpg
Journalist & TV Presenter
Born 3 June 1967

Ellen Degeneres
http://www.queerattitude.com/img/dir..._degeneres.jpg
Entertainer
Born 26 January 1958

The Fab Five
http://www.queerattitude.com/img/dir...s/fab_five.jpg
Reality Show Stars

Jodie Foster
http://www.queerattitude.com/img/dir...die_foster.jpg
Actress
Born 19 November 1962

Barney Frank
http://www.queerattitude.com/img/dir...rney_frank.jpg
Politician
Born 31 March 1940

Amy Lamé
http://www.queerattitude.com/img/dir...s/amy_lame.jpg
Entertainer
Born 1970

Jane Lynch
http://www.queerattitude.com/img/dir...jane_lynch.jpg
Actress & Comedian
Born 14 July 1960

Rosie O'Donnell
http://www.queerattitude.com/img/dir...e_odonnell.jpg
Entertainer
Born 21 March 1962

Please add to the list.

Look on this as a Christian Wiki Project, we will only be done when every homer in the US is exposed!

Witch Hammer 02-27-2014 01:44 AM

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http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/200...rris-3-240.jpg
Queerbait: Doogie Howser MD, specializing in prostate exams and collecting semen and stool samples

http://www.nndb.com/people/641/00010...en-2-sized.jpg
Gayrod: Matthew Cooper. Had his mud-socket plunged by every adult male in Colorado springs, and twice each Sunday by Byron Sully.

Kiddo the queerboy 02-27-2014 02:18 AM

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Feel free to add me to the list. Yuri ftw!

Witch Hammer 02-27-2014 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Kiddo the queerboy (Post 1069133)
Feel free to add me to the list. Yuri ftw!

Garden variety queers like you aren't worth noting.:thumbdown:

Pim Pendergast 03-06-2014 09:46 AM

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Anna Paquin (bisexual)
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Ellen Page
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Meredith Baxter
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And, of course, Barack Obama

Godmyoneandonly 04-06-2014 04:13 PM

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Does being bisexual make me a sinner?
How can I not be bisexual?
I don't want god to hate me any more

Mary Etheldreda 04-06-2014 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Godmyoneandonly (Post 1079289)
Does being bisexual make me a sinner?

Why yes, yes it does.

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Originally Posted by Godmyoneandonly (Post 1079289)
How can I not be bisexual?

Stop doing bisexual things.

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Originally Posted by Godmyoneandonly (Post 1079289)
I don't want god to hate me any more

I don't blame you. He has quite a temper.

kitkat 04-06-2014 11:47 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 1069044)
We need to know who the abominations are. We need to be told who is a danger to morality, who wishes to destroy marriage and who hates the American Way.

I take much pleasure in outting the following queers who are an affront to God!

Anderson Cooper
http://www.queerattitude.com/img/dir...son_cooper.jpg
Journalist & TV Presenter
Born 3 June 1967

Ellen Degeneres
http://www.queerattitude.com/img/dir..._degeneres.jpg
Entertainer
Born 26 January 1958

The Fab Five
http://www.queerattitude.com/img/dir...s/fab_five.jpg
Reality Show Stars

Jodie Foster
http://www.queerattitude.com/img/dir...die_foster.jpg
Actress
Born 19 November 1962

Barney Frank
http://www.queerattitude.com/img/dir...rney_frank.jpg
Politician
Born 31 March 1940

Amy Lamé
http://www.queerattitude.com/img/dir...s/amy_lame.jpg
Entertainer
Born 1970

Jane Lynch
http://www.queerattitude.com/img/dir...jane_lynch.jpg
Actress & Comedian
Born 14 July 1960

Rosie O'Donnell
http://www.queerattitude.com/img/dir...e_odonnell.jpg
Entertainer
Born 21 March 1962

Please add to the list.

Look on this as a Christian Wiki Project, we will only be done when every homer in the US is exposed!

well actually, i think the majority of these people are already out and proud. i'm actually quite curious, what have any of these people ever done to offend you? i understand that they are gay or bisexual, but have they ever actually hurt you in any way? did jesus not love everyone? did he not befriend tax collectors, the poor, prostitutes, the minorities?

Zechariah Smyth 04-07-2014 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by kitkat (Post 1079337)
well actually, i think the majority of these people are already out and proud. i'm actually quite curious, what have any of these people ever done to offend you? i understand that they are gay or bisexual, but have they ever actually hurt you in any way?

It's not what WE think...it's what GOD thinks.

(Leviticus 20:13) "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

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Originally Posted by kitkat (Post 1079337)
did jesus not love everyone? did he not befriend tax collectors, the poor, prostitutes, the minorities?

Please post Scripture to support your claims. Book, chapter, and verse from the KJV Bible.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

kitkat 04-07-2014 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth (Post 1079343)
It's not what WE think...it's what GOD thinks.

(Leviticus 20:13) "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."



Please post Scripture to support your claims. Book, chapter, and verse from the KJV Bible.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Firstly, in response to your out of context quote, Leviticus was a book of Jewish laws. I'm assuming you aren't Jewish, yet even if you are, you must understand that Leviticus also said that wearing mixed fabrics was a sin, and that eating shrimp was a sin to be stoned for. Throwing around bible quotes does not justify bigotry, and if God created gays, why would he see them as bad?
Secondly, to quote the bible, "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you."
And finally, Jesus himself never said a single thing, good OR bad, about homosexuality. There is no proof that he was against gays. Also, my mother is a priest, and although she is straight, she believes that God loves everyone, including gays. As the bible says, "But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;"

Didymus Much 04-07-2014 05:21 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kitkat (Post 1079457)
Firstly, in response to your out of context quote...

When discussing the Bible, quoting the Bible is "out of context"? :rofl:

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...Leviticus was a book of Jewish laws...
That still applies (mostly, see next response for an exception):

Matthew 5:17 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil."

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...I'm assuming you aren't Jewish, yet even if you are, you must understand that Leviticus also said that wearing mixed fabrics was a sin, and that eating shrimp was a sin to be stoned for...
The dietary laws were abrogated by Jesus:

Romans 14:14 "I know, and am persuaded by the Lord Jesus, that there is nothing unclean of itself: but to him that esteemeth any thing to be unclean, to him it is unclean."

Everything else from Leviticus, Deuteronomy, etc., still apply.

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...Throwing around bible quotes does not justify bigotry, and if God created gays, why would he see them as bad?...
Humans are incapable of understanding why God does anything:

Isaiah 55:9 "For as the heavens are exalted above the earth, so are my ways exalted above your ways, and my thoughts above your thoughts."

But these two verses shed some light on the subject:

Proverbs 16:4 "The Lord hath made all things for himself: Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."

Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things."

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...Secondly, to quote the bible, "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you."...
Wait, weren't YOU just accusing someone of taking something out of context? :rofl3:

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...And finally, Jesus himself never said a single thing, good OR bad, about homosexuality. There is no proof that he was against gays...
He also never said anything bad about methamphetamines, so... knock yourself out. :thumbsup:

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...Also, my mother is a priest...
Oh, this just keeps getting better.

1 Corinthians 14:34 "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law."

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...and although she is straight, she believes that God loves everyone, including gays...
As she also claims to be a priest, why stop with just one heresy, eh? :D

Eva_Christensen 04-07-2014 05:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kitkat (Post 1079457)
And finally, Jesus himself never said a single thing, good OR bad, about homosexuality. There is no proof that he was against gays.


Do forgive me if I'm wrong, but Jesus didn't say anything directley about rape or incest either, did he!?
Does that, in your eyes, mean that he would condone those things?

And what about this:

Matthew 19:4-6 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female, And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh? Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Male and female - :thumbsup:

Eva_Christensen 04-07-2014 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Didymus Much (Post 1079472)
He also never said anything bad about methamphetamines, so... knock yourself out. :thumbsup:

Well, you beat me to it ;)(you're still going to hell though)

kitkat 04-07-2014 05:51 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Eva_Christensen (Post 1079473)
Do forgive me if I'm wrong, but Jesus didn't say anything directley about rape or incest either, did he!?
Does that, in your eyes, mean that he would condone those things?

And what about this:

Matthew 19:4-6 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female, And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh? Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Male and female - :thumbsup:

Are you seriously comparing two consenting, loving people in a same sex relationship to rape or incest? Because I have to say that's pretty outrageous.

Didymus Much 04-07-2014 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by kitkat (Post 1079481)
Are you seriously comparing two consenting, loving people in a same sex relationship to rape or incest?...

She's only applying the same standard you did: Jesus didn't say anything SPECIFICALLY about homosexuality, so it's ok.

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... Because I have to say that's pretty outrageous.
Yup.

Mary Etheldreda 04-07-2014 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by kitkat (Post 1079481)
Are you seriously comparing two consenting, loving people in a same sex relationship to rape or incest? Because I have to say that's pretty outrageous.

What's outrageous is trying to dupe people into thinking you speak for the LORD when instead you speak for your own father, Satan (John 8:44)! If you cannot let the Bible speak for itself, that merely illuminates your weak theological argument. Trying to put some liberal spotlight on Mrs. Christensen only confirms you to be a deceiver and a bully. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Dr Laurence Niles 04-07-2014 06:06 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kitkat (Post 1079337)
well actually, i think the majority of these people are already out and proud. i'm actually quite curious, what have any of these people ever done to offend you? i understand that they are gay or bisexual, but have they ever actually hurt you in any way? did jesus not love everyone? did he not befriend tax collectors, the poor, prostitutes, the minorities?

Young man have you ever actually read the Bible? Jesus clearly hates the gaywise.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men , leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind ,

1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind , for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

How could Jesus love a committer of rape (anal)? When I think about what those homersexual rapists might get up to with my youthful eager young clean limbed young Nephew it angrys up the blood something fierce :angry:

You make think it is fine for the pernicious, perverted, predatory paedophile's penetrating of pre-teen's posterior, painfully pile-driving, pustulous penile phalluses into puckered posteriors permissible but decent God fearing True Christian™ don't :badmood:

YIC

Eva_Christensen 04-07-2014 06:08 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kitkat (Post 1079481)
Are you seriously comparing two consenting, loving people in a same sex relationship to rape or incest? Because I have to say that's pretty outrageous.


Rape
Deuteronomy 22:25–27 But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die.
But unto the damsel thou shalt do nothing; there is in the damsel no sin worthy of death: for as when a man riseth against his neighbour, and slayeth him, even so is this matter:
For he found her in the field, and the betrothed damsel cried, and there was none to save her

Incest
Leviticus 18:9 The nakedness of thy sister, the daughter of thy father, or daughter of thy mother, whether she be born at home, or born abroad, even their nakedness thou shalt not uncover

Homosexuality
Leviticus 18:22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

I see no difference!

kitkat 04-07-2014 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1079486)
What's outrageous is trying to dupe people into thinking you speak for the LORD when instead you speak for your own father, Satan (John 8:44)! If you cannot let the Bible speak for itself, that merely illuminates your weak theological argument. Trying to put some liberal spotlight on Mrs. Christensen only confirms you to be a deceiver and a bully. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Yes I am the bully.
The bible was written by human beings, not by God. I am not speaking for Satan, I just believe that God loves everyone.
I am not ashamed of myself. You should all be ashamed. It's words like the ones spoken on this website that cause gay teenagers and adults to become depressed, or consider suicide. God loves everyone, gay people, straight people, women, men, black, white, yes, even atheists. He loves us because we are part of his creation. I am no bully, because bullies only believe in hatred. Like a lot of people on this website seem to.

Mary Etheldreda 04-07-2014 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by kitkat (Post 1079495)
Yes I am the bully.
The bible was written by human beings, not by God. I am not speaking for Satan, I just believe that God loves everyone.
I am not ashamed of myself. You should all be ashamed. It's words like the ones spoken on this website that cause gay teenagers and adults to become depressed, or consider suicide. God loves everyone, gay people, straight people, women, men, black, white, yes, even atheists. He loves us because we are part of his creation. I am no bully, because bullies only believe in hatred. Like a lot of people on this website seem to.

Stop your whining, dear. It's unbecoming. You call yourself a Christian, you say you believe God loves everyone, and yet you refuse to acknowledge what God Himself says about whom He loves and hates. You're simply tacking a phantom Jesus image onto your own conscience and calling it a religion. Snap out of it, princess. You're nothing special to God until you meet His requirements for unconditional love (John 14:21-23).


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