Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SATAN!
For her 6th birthday I gave my daughter, Alice, a plush Unicorn. I did it to remind her of the many Biblical teachings related to this rare creature:
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After a very vigorous paddling session I burned the plush sex-toy in front of her, pausing only to brush the tears from her eyes so she could see the burning clearly. I then sent her to bed without dinner and got to work researching the horrors of plush toys. It turns out there is even a form of plush "love doll" called "teddy babes"! http://www.teddy-babes.com/images/akiko_lft.jpg And then there are these: http://inventorspot.com/files/images...ist_custom.jpg http://inventorspot.com/files/images...ist_custom.jpg Even when they are not inducing orgasms, some plush toys are terrible role models. Just look at these: http://www.damneddollies.com/Images/dolls/merle.jpghttp://www.damneddollies.com/Images/dolls/minerva.jpg The Bible tells us that Satan will come to us in soft, cuddly ways. "Wolves in Sheeps clothing" is the exact quote. Indeed, many plush toys are made of actual wool! PARENTS! BEWARE WOLVES IN (Soft, cuddly) SHEEPS CLOTHING! |
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i must be completely stupid i think....because i don't understand any of what i've just read in this thread......please can someone explain?..thankyou..
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Parent of the year here people. |
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You know what? You people are sick in the head. You hit your own children for things they dont understand. And ferthermore you make fun of anothers culture. In this case the japanease for that picture of the feline ghost. Please tell me, did god tell you in your sleep that "All men are created equal." does not apply to anyone anymore? And also im 15. If i was hit as a kid i would grow to hate my parents and probably run away. Some even go inot prostitution to get by, by themselfs. I might even be able to tell the children hotline what you people are doing and have you tired in court. Get with the times. You cant abuse kids like you used ot anymore just because it was not allowed in your time. Must i tell you what you and your wives/husbands did to make your children or what your parents did to make you? You people make me sick. PLEASE enlighten me and tell me that god WANTS you to inflict pain on your children. Hmmm have you even ever tried, oooooh i don't know, TALKING to your children and tell them not to do somthing if its bad? Do you people imedatly whip out a belt or a paddle or a ruler and hit your child when they do even the slightes thing wrong? Because from my prospective you all are equal to drunks beating their wives. Please tell me how thats diffrent and if you were a kid or when you were a kid would you or did you like to be beat? Do you really think so low of humans to not learn anything unless they were beat? well let me tell you, i am christain and i was never beat even once. I turned out fine. My parents just calmly sa me down and talked to me insted of beating me. most kids that are beat fear the person beating them for the rest of their lives. Do you really want your children fearing you? Stop the chain and just sit down wit hyour kids and talk to them. and if you must know im an honor student and get the highest grades in my class. One of my best subjects is Phycology and yes that is a class in my school. PLEASE enlighten me on how go would want to see a man beating their childern. in my opinion, if i was god i would send you straight to hell. all who agree with what you people do.
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Alpha, you see that "Enter" key on your keyboard? It's a pretty big one, you can't miss it. Use that to make paragraphs. I couldn't understand what you were trying to say in the Wall of Text but I did notice you made some errors...
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then yea, I guess you're "fine". |
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What the HELL is wrong with you? You beat your child for something she didn't even do. The only crime against God that took place in your house is you beating your child for no reason and coming up with some whack job self justification.:thumbdown:
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I've been reading many post here in the past few months, but this one angered me and I had to sign up for an account.
After reading Jeb's situation and how he resolved it, I found I became angry. In no way am I telling another parent how to raise their children, but this borders the line of child cruelty in my eyes. Fisrt off I'm sure she had no idea what she was feeling was sexuall in nature, rather a new feeling that she couldn't associate with good or bad. Instead of educating your daughter you chose to punish her with no explination, beat her then burn a gift that was given to her out of love. This will definitally send her mixed messages, have you at least sat down with her and explained why she was punished so servearlly? Maybee it's time to educate her about her body (only what she needs to know, no need to get to deep into it.) I am in no means judging you Jeb (the good lord will do that) but I must call your parenting into question, it actually frightens me. :wacko: |
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Finally, someone with some sense, Amen These people are monsters, and might God have mercy on them ( just like they have for their sons and daughters ) for ashaming us all Christians. |
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Why don't you swing by the introduction forum and tell us a little bit about yourself. We'll be able to sort very quickly if you an atheist troll in disguise, a false christian, or a severly misguided True Christian™ who became temporarily insane the moment that you posted this. |
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In the good book many things are up to interpretation, as are our decisions in parenting.
However... I don't recall the bible endorsing abusing your kid. i merely wish to know your rational for such treatment to a child |
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We know, son. We already know.
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Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. -- Proverbs 22:15 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. -- Proverbs 23:13-14 |
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Better take it up with Him, heathen. :threaten: |
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But you didn't. Which is why you're a lying liar, liar. |
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