All the way with His Lordship 'J'
A Prayer Poem. Please Jesus protect me and those that I love with your almighty powers from straight up above I worship you Jesus and give you thanks each day That when I get to heaven, my Lord Jesus ain't gay and as I fly with the angels in heavenly lands I can trust that my butthole will be safe in your hands. Thankyou Lord Jesus fer not bein' a queer and fer savin' my soul, and not jest my rear and fer keepin' me safe from satans tallywhacker cause that nasty old Satans a filthy fudgepacker. Amen. __________________ |
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