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Brother Guy Bayard 10-23-2007 11:06 AM

All the way with His Lordship 'J'
 
A Prayer Poem.

Please Jesus protect me and those that I love
with your almighty powers from straight up above

I worship you Jesus and give you thanks each day
That when I get to heaven, my Lord Jesus ain't gay

and as I fly with the angels in heavenly lands
I can trust that my butthole will be safe in your hands.

Thankyou Lord Jesus fer not bein' a queer
and fer savin' my soul, and not jest my rear

and fer keepin' me safe from satans tallywhacker
cause that nasty old Satans a filthy fudgepacker.

Amen.

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