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BibleReader2231 05-20-2019 07:33 PM

Ban coat hangers from the public.
 
With the new abortion laws being sprung up, I couldn’t be happier. I do feel, however, that the laws are not strong enough. My idea may seem a bit radical but hear me out. I know as ladies when we do our family’s laundry that some clothes have to be hung up on coat hangers. I was doing research and found that some women attempt to do home abortions with the very things you hang clothes on. Not only am I shocked and disgusted that they aren’t always used for their INTENDED purposes, but I am worried because this is an everyday object most everyone has access to at home. I propose that we lobby for a coat hanger ban and to supplement the need for clothes to be hung. A harsh prison sentence for those who keep hooked hangers.

I found a hanger that I don’t believe is possible to be used for abortions as well.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Honey-Ca...1734/202866544

https://images.homedepot-static.com/...34-64_1000.jpg

Dennis Lukes 05-20-2019 09:53 PM

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Young Miss Levantine, I'm glad you brought this to our attention. Indeed, that hanger you pictured would save the lives of countless rape babies from their murderous whore mothers. As an unintended consequence, car thefts would presumably also decrease, because good luck opening a locked car door with that wooden thing. I'm really very impressed with your idea, and I think you should forward it to your state representatives. The liberals need to stop bitching about banning guns and ban the REAL instrument of death: coat hangers. Any pregnant woman found in possession of a coat hanger should be charged with possession of a deadly weapon and conspiracy to commit homicide. Won't somebody PLEASE think of the rape babies?

Isabella White 05-20-2019 10:16 PM

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Oh, dear Sister Maxine: I do thank you so much for bringing up this very important, and timely, topic. Goodness me, this can pose a bit of a dilemma, as we are to keep our houses neat and clean always, to please our husbands at all times, always being diligent and conscientious. Proverbs 31:27 “ She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness.”

So, it would not do to be without a method for the orderly hanging of garments in our closets. Yet, on the other hand, we do not want to have objects in our Godly dwellings that could be used for harmful, sinful purposes. My solution has been that I use plastic hangers that attach to each other, as shown below. They are harmless, and they are excellent at organizing various bits and bobs of clothing for the same ensemble. You’ll find that you can hang a skirt, slip, blouse and jacket — all on the same contraption.

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=h...6pid%3DApi&f=1


And, you’ll find that this example of domestic organizing has the blessing of the :lord-fancy:, too! I Corinthians 14:40 “Let all things be done decently and in order.”

Now, hangers are one thing, but I think it would be good to also check others areas of the house where similar, potentially-harmful objects should be banned. Let’s start with the kitchen, shall we? What about melon scoopers? Bulbous, balloon whisks? Gravy ladles? Turkey basters? I shudder to think that Satan might suggest sinful activities with these, but we know that he will try anything to attack the :true-fancy: believers of the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: :christ-fancy:. I Peter 5:8 “Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour”.

A blessed day to you, my dear, Godly Sister.
Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. I should mention, dear Maxine, that I buy my plastic hangers at the local dollar store. Not only are they cheap and cheerful, but it makes me feel good that I am not contributing to the profits of any of those Homer Depot stores.

WilliamJenningsBryan 05-21-2019 07:29 AM

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I just read that there was also something called "back alley" abortions. I never understood why city planners put in alleys in the first place. It seems to me that you could have more yard space without those alleys. Since Democrats run many cities it's now understandable why they put them in - a place to have abortions.

Alleys should also be banned, and the space they now occupy should be turned over to home owners.

MitzaLizalor 05-22-2019 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 1252022)
"back alley" abortions..home owners

. . .Freaks have their own perspectives.

. . . . . .They are not without consequences.


These are not Christian values!


Dennis Lukes 05-29-2019 02:01 AM

Re: Ban coat hangers from the public.
 
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 1252022)
I just read that there was also something called "back alley" abortions. I never understood why city planners put in alleys in the first place. It seems to me that you could have more yard space without those alleys. Since Democrats run many cities it's now understandable why they put them in - a place to have abortions.

Alleys should also be banned, and the space they now occupy should be turned over to home owners.

So first sluts walk down alleys hoping to be raped, and once they're pregnant they come back to the same alley to murder the unborn offspring of their lustful trysts? Is there no depth the modern woman won't sink to?

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 06-02-2019 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1252413)
So first sluts walk down alleys hoping to be raped, and once they're pregnant they come back to the same alley to murder the unborn offspring of their lustful trysts? Is there no depth the modern woman won't sink to?


Yes Mr. Lukes, I fully agree. The modern woman needs to see the full Biblical consequences of her romantic encounters. Hardship, pain and a lifetime of shame of having multiple illegitimate half-brown offspring.

MitzaLizalor 06-03-2019 11:14 AM

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Eve did not have multiple "romantic partners" but suffered those same consequences. Could there be a deeper message here?

destroyer of gays 06-05-2019 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 1252704)
Eve did not have multiple "romantic partners" but suffered those same consequences. Could there be a deeper message here?

I believe the deeper message may be that women aren't smart enough to make their own decisions, and thus must submit to a man. As a woman myself, I make sure my father makes all my decisions for me.

BibleReader2231 06-05-2019 04:00 PM

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Nonsense. A woman knows best when it comes to cooking and choosing what to wear so that they can please their significant other. I asked my Pa if I can share this story and he said “go ahead I have no shame”. One time I was practicing my knitting for home economics and my Pa saw I was struggling. He said “how hard can it be? Lemme show you how it’s done.” Needless to say, I didn’t get a good grade when I showed my practice. Pa apologized and said he is meant to do manly things and to not knit or bake cookies or whatever it is we women do. We have our place as per 1 Peter 3:1 all through 1 Peter 3:7.

Scoutman03 06-08-2019 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BibleReader2231 (Post 1252904)
Nonsense. A woman knows best when it comes to cooking and choosing what to wear so that they can please their significant other. I asked my Pa if I can share this story and he said “go ahead I have no shame”. One time I was practicing my knitting for home economics and my Pa saw I was struggling. He said “how hard can it be? Lemme show you how it’s done.” Needless to say, I didn’t get a good grade when I showed my practice. Pa apologized and said he is meant to do manly things and to not knit or bake cookies or whatever it is we women do. We have our place as per 1 Peter 3:1 all through 1 Peter 3:7.

Knitting is pretty easy once you get the hang of it

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 06-08-2019 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Scoutman03 (Post 1253047)
Knitting is pretty easy once you get the hang of it

You'd take that away from them? Heartless fool. Of course men can do "whatever it is women do" much better than a woman, but you shouldn't say that out loud. Next you'll be telling them a man can cook better, then what - cleaning? Prattling on while you watch TV? This is the one case of affirmative action where I can avert my (rolling) eyes.

Thinks Design 06-08-2019 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole (Post 1253059)
Of course men can do "whatever it is women do" much better than a woman,

Simply untrue :thumbdown:


As a feminist I firmly believe women should be treat exactly as if we are equal to men.

MitzaLizalor 06-09-2019 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Thinks Design (Post 1253062)
As a feminist I firmly believe women should be treat exactly as if we are equal to men.

Surely that's a conditional clause?

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Originally Posted by Scoutman03 (Post 1253047)
Knitting is pretty easy once you get the hang of it

But first you need to spin the wool. Linen is another wonderful fabric but easiest to spin with a flax distaff. Wool is carded in preparation for either woollen or worsted yarns, obviously woollen is better for knitting. I have some flax here which I've spun in a 3 ply single strand style; it turns out very good for crochet. All my oven gloves (crochet squares, really) are done from this and can they ever absorb heat from cast iron ovenware?

Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson 06-18-2019 08:17 AM

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Speaking of knitting, ladies, could knitting needles be a potential hazard? I had a repentant young woman come to church and the women's group, saying that she had a child out of wedlock, and she was being tempted by the devil to murder her baby with the knitting needles and coat hangers. Our pastor told us that we had her speak with her father, who removed all such weapons from the house.

Basilissa 06-18-2019 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson (Post 1253637)
I had a repentant young woman come to church and the women's group, saying that she had a child out of wedlock, and she was being tempted by the devil to murder her baby with the knitting needles and coat hangers. Our pastor told us that we had her speak with her father, who removed all such weapons from the house.

Her father should have followed the Bible and make the harlot abort her bastard with bitter water (Numbers 5:12-27). Having the abominable thing rot in her belly would be the best lesson for her, as well as serve as a deterrent for other wannabe whores:

Numbers 5:27 And when he hath made her to drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be defiled, and have done trespass against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shall rot: and the woman shall be a curse among her people.

MitzaLizalor 06-18-2019 03:45 PM

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It's also sometimes overlooked that that's a test for legitimacy as well. The bastard curse is quite harsh and where appropriate this procedure is a kindness to future generations. Because there won't be any.

Isabella White 06-18-2019 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson (Post 1253637)
Speaking of knitting, ladies, could knitting needles be a potential hazard? I had a repentant young woman come to church and the women's group, saying that she had a child out of wedlock, and she was being tempted by the devil to murder her baby with the knitting needles and coat hangers. Our pastor told us that we had her speak with her father, who removed all such weapons from the house.

Yes, indeed, Mrs. Johnson -- knitting needles could be a potential hazard; most definitely so. The same can be said of crochet hooks, melon ballers, gravy ladles, turkey basters and balloon whisks!
A blessed day to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 06-18-2019 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Isabella White (Post 1253683)
Yes, indeed, Mrs. Johnson -- knitting needles could be a potential hazard; most definitely so. The same can be said of crochet hooks, melon ballers, gravy ladles, turkey basters and balloon whisks!

Also garlic presses and those War of the Worlds-style lemon squeezers. :thumbdown:

Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson 06-28-2019 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1253647)
Her father should have followed the Bible and make the harlot abort her bastard with bitter water (Numbers 5:12-27). Having the abominable thing rot in her belly would be the best lesson for her, as well as serve as a deterrent for other wannabe whores:

Numbers 5:27 And when he hath made her to drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be defiled, and have done trespass against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shall rot: and the woman shall be a curse among her people.


Well, that seems like it would be a good determent!

Morton Weinstein 06-30-2019 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson (Post 1254157)
Well, that seems like it would be a good determent!


Sister Johnson,


It appears you have not yet remarried. My heart filled with joy when I saw your post here, since I have been enamored with you ever since the murder of your husband some time ago. Did they ever catch the killer? I would pledge resources to help you if not.


Do you like yachts? Do you know how to drive one? I think it's an automatic transmission but my knowledge of these things is lacking. I do a good job with my American made Chevrolet, however. It is a car. Do you have a car? Does it need tires?


Sister, your loveliness is astounding and your children must have grown to be good little servants of the Savior I killed. How old are they now? Did your eldest ever get over the death of your husband? Did you tell them the brutal story of the murder? It's heinous, just like the death I brought to the Lord Jesus Christ thousands of years ago. Luckily, He forgave me.


Do get in touch.


Morton W.

prateekgupta 10-07-2019 05:16 AM

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I had a repentant young woman come to church and the women's group, saying that she had a child out of wedlock, and she was being tempted by the devil to murder her baby with the knitting needles and coat hangers.

prateekgupta 10-07-2019 05:23 AM

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they can please their significant other. I asked my Pa if I can share this story and he said “go ahead I have no shame”. One time I was practicing my knitting for home economics and my Pa saw I was struggling. best top load washing machine

Dennis Lukes 10-07-2019 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by prateekgupta (Post 1258571)
I had a repentant young woman come to church and the women's group, saying that she had a child out of wedlock, and she was being tempted by the devil to murder her baby with the knitting needles and coat hangers.

Typically liberals murder the baby in the womb, which is an abhorrent monstrosity. What you describe, killing a baby after it's been born, is a different matter. There are many reasons why God may command this, as seen in the Bible (Exodus 12:29-39, Leviticus 26:21-22, Numbers 31:17-18, Deuteronomy 21:18-21, Joshua 6:21, 1 Samuel 15:3, 2 Kings 2:23-24, Job 1:18-19, Psalms 137:9, Isaiah 13:15-18, Jeremiah 19:9, Hosea 13:16, Revelation 2:23). Also, the Lord abhors bastards (Deuteronomy 23:2), so whether she stabs the baby in the jugular with a coat hanger at nine months, or it dies of a stroke at 90 years, it's going to Hell either way. Who cares.

Isabella White 10-07-2019 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by prateekgupta (Post 1258572)
they can please their significant other. I asked my Pa if I can share this story and he said “go ahead I have no shame”. One time I was practicing my knitting for home economics and my Pa saw I was struggling. best top load washing machine

Hello, Miss Prateekgupta, and :welcome: to :forum-fancy: at :landover-fancy:.
It appears as though you have bypassed our friendly Introduction Forum, which is where we like our newcomers to introduce themselves and to provide a bit of information for us. The link to this forum is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Please remember to note the request at the top of the page, which is:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Looking at your postings, I do not see anything that suggests you are saved by the :blood: of :jesus-fancy: :christ-fancy:, and I should like you to know what that means for you:

Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

Sincerely, Isabella W.

MitzaLizalor 10-08-2019 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1258573)
Exodus 12:29-39

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The LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, including cattle and captives in the dungeon. There was a great cry in Egypt which Pharaoh heard and he called for Moses and Aaron saying, Rise up, and get you forth from among my people, both ye and the children of Israel; and go, serve the Lord, taking your flocks and your herds and be gone; and bless me also. The Israelites borrowed of the Egyptians jewels of silver, and jewels of gold, and raiment: and The LORD gave the people favour in the sight of the Egyptians. The Israelites numbered six hundred thousand (men) with a mixed multitude of flocks, herds and very much cattle. They baked unleavened cakes of the dough which they brought forth out of Egypt, for it was not leavened; because they were thrust out of Egypt, and could not tarry, neither had they prepared for themselves any victual.

..other than the unleavened dough. This account is confirmed by a census of men in their 21st year or older taken at Mount Sinai. The point here is not the millions of persons leaving Egypt but the true horror of plague and the hardening of hearts in those opposing God.

Opposition to God was a thing in Egypt but did they learn? No, and this was not the first time Egyptians copped it. Earlier another pharaoh had transgressed and plague had struck, which you'd think would be mentioned at least to incoming pharaohs just in case they were blasted or their crops or even the whole nation. But no, they thought they knew better than God.

Genesis 12:14-17
When Abram was come into Egypt, the Egyptians beheld [Sarai] that she was very fair. The princes also of Pharaoh saw her, and commended her before Pharaoh: and the woman was taken into Pharaoh's house. And he entreated Abram well for her sake: and he had sheep, and oxen, and he asses, and menservants, and maidservants, and she asses, and camels. And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues because of Sarai Abram's wife.

A triple whammy: not only was this rotten pharaoh transgressing against God but against Abram's wife and also. his sister resulting in an unspecified but clearly severe plague event.

Malachi 3:5b-7b
[God speaking] I will be a swift witness against the sorcerers, and against the adulterers, and against false swearers, and against those that oppress the hireling in his wages, the widow, and the fatherless, and that turn aside the stranger from his right, and fear not me, saith the LORD of hosts. For I am the LORD, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed. Even from the days of your fathers ye are gone away from mine ordinances, and have not kept them. Return unto me, and I will return unto you, saith the LORD of hosts.

God's values never change because God never changes. That includes His family values and His standard for childcare. God knew each one of us before we were born and it is not for us to go around deciding whether to murder babies. That is why certain household items need to be restricted from the public in Landover.




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Numbers 1:1-47
Numbers 1:46 (summary)

Genesis 20:1-14 Abimelech had tried a similar stunt but God pulled him up, sharpish.
Genesis 20:12 (summary)


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