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Jeb Stuart Thurmond 04-20-2019 09:16 PM

Contest to design new Notre Dame Cathedral!
 
Option One: Leave it as is:

https://static.timesofisrael.com/www...itled-14-2.jpg

It looks like they've just burned someone at the stake. This could serve as a gentle warning to the witchcraft-trivializing Hermionies of the world.

Option Two: Let Brother Trump handle it. Trump has a knack for Rebuilding historical buildings, just look at his proposals for the White House:

https://static.designboom.com/wp-con...gnboom-600.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/AMSF5bI.jpg


Option Three:

https://external-preview.redd.it/_re...abled&9f62791f


Option Four: (please add in comments)

Isabella White 04-20-2019 09:41 PM

Re: Contest to design new Notre Dame Cathedral!
 
Option Two is the way to go, and our God-sent President has already started the project. Here you will see the first of many carvings to feature our glorious leader and his restoration work. :praise-2:
https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=h...074710.JPG&f=1

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 04-20-2019 09:47 PM

Re: Contest to design new Notre Dame Cathedral!
 
I see that in Thailand they designed a museum in the shape of a giant toad.

https://static.bangkokpost.com/media...58_620x413.jpg

Maybe the French could do something similar, but froggier?

Isabella White 04-20-2019 09:48 PM

Re: Contest to design new Notre Dame Cathedral!
 
Brother Jeb, I know I've posted that Option Two is the one to consider, but now I'm wondering if the building should just be knocked down entirely instead. What concerns me is that when the good Lord sent the fire, many demons were seen leaving in the smoke. But, did all of the demons leave or are some still lurking, possibly hiding up in the towers or down in the crypt? It might just be more beneficial to knock it all down and build a giant Starbucks there instead of a monument to ring-kissing and child-diddling. Here you will see a video that shows the faces of the many demons that were kicked out of that Cathyolick, Mary-worshipping place. But something tells me there are many more that have refused to leave!


Johny Joe Hold 04-20-2019 11:35 PM

Re: Contest to design new Notre Dame Cathedral!
 
The rebuild must have some symbolism of Baptists, the people Jesus loves. The former structure was all about fake religion.

BrotherLarry 04-21-2019 12:03 AM

Re: Contest to design new Notre Dame Cathedral!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Isabella White (Post 1249930)
Brother Jeb, I know I've posted that Option Two is the one to consider, but now I'm wondering if the building should just be knocked down entirely instead. What concerns me is that when the good Lord sent the fire, many demons were seen leaving in the smoke. But, did all of the demons leave or are some still lurking, possibly hiding up in the towers or down in the crypt? It might just be more beneficial to knock it all down and build a giant Starbucks there instead of a monument to ring-kissing and child-diddling. Here you will see a video that shows the faces of the many demons that were kicked out of that Cathyolick, Mary-worshipping place. But something tells me there are many more that have refused to leave!


Sister Isabella,


I just don't know what to say about this obviously photographic evidence of the demons that ejaculated from the Notary Dame's church. The speaker in the film is obviously Oxford educated and has a firm grasp of the subject matter - which I assume could be called Smoke Demonology. Liberals would probably argue that it is the phenomena of pareidolia and I am so glad that he mentioned that he is familiar with it. The fact that he knows of it makes a world of difference in proving that this is NOT happening in this instance. Were he ignorant of pareidolia, well - it would obviously be the explanation for the eerie and spooky faces.


I plead the blood of Jesus over France so that the demons who were cast out of the place do not infest other people or places. Let's pray that God builds a hedge around all true believers in that godless country.

Scoutman03 04-21-2019 12:15 AM

Re: Contest to design new Notre Dame Cathedral!
 
I think it should be built the exact way it was originally built. This building was really important to France.

BrotherLarry 04-21-2019 12:20 AM

Re: Contest to design new Notre Dame Cathedral!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Scoutman03 (Post 1249939)
I think it should be built the exact way it was originally built. This building was really important to France.


Why should we care about what is important to France? Does the Bible specifically say so?

Isabella White 04-21-2019 12:29 AM

Re: Contest to design new Notre Dame Cathedral!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry (Post 1249938)
Sister Isabella,

I just don't know what to say about this obviously photographic evidence of the demons that ejaculated from the Notary Dame's church. The speaker in the film is obviously Oxford educated and has a firm grasp of the subject matter - which I assume could be called Smoke Demonology. Liberals would probably argue that it is the phenomena of pareidolia and I am so glad that he mentioned that he is familiar with it. The fact that he knows of it makes a world of difference in proving that this is NOT happening in this instance. Were he ignorant of pareidolia, well - it would obviously be the explanation for the eerie and spooky faces.

I plead the blood of Jesus over France so that the demons who were cast out of the place do not infest other people or places. Let's pray that God builds a hedge around all true believers in that godless country.

Oh, Dear Brother Grandbaby Larry: You're quite right! I must forward that video to Sister Sarah at the White House and have her bring it to the attention of our God-sent President. We need to be prepared and well-protected, in the event that those Frenchie demons fly across the ocean and then land here. We have enough to think about, what with chemtrails in the air, and Demon-rats plotting to get their hands on the redacted Mooller report. But if we don't do something (and fast), then those demons from the fire will invade all of the wretched migrants at the southern border. And that will embolden them to rape our children -- just like the priests in the cathedral. You see, it's a vicious cycle!

The gentleman who revealed all of this in his video is quite eloquent, and articulate, as he discussed the murkier points of pareidolia, which is something that I know little of. I must admit that there was a bit there that I just did not quite understand, but I'm happy with his assessment. He mentioned also the demons that were in the smoke when those horrible Mooslims blew up our aeroplanes and towers in New York City. But what he didn't clarify is if his studies in pareidolia have confirmed that the 9/11 demons from New York are the same ones that left Notre Dame. But it wouldn't surprise me in the least if they are the very same ones, and now they could be headed back to possess the :usa-fancy-3:! Don't we have enough to worry about with Satan unleashing his demons into that Mayor Pete Buttgay fellow, AND his supporters?

A blessed Easter Sunday to you, dear Brother Larry, and may the :lord-fancy: bless you richly this Easter as you continue to serve Him on your knees and in total servitude. Sincerely, Granny Isabella.

Basilissa 04-21-2019 03:43 AM

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The new building has to be useful. Catholic cathedral is not useful. A McDonald's or a shopping mall, that would be useful.

Elmer G. White 04-21-2019 04:08 AM

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I really like the classical style of this Oriental Church from Siam.

http://i.imgur.com/cFvvORb.jpg

Great architecture and suitable for the French élite that wants everything to be minimalist and stylish. It also sends a clear message to the Frenchie Sinner Swarm that the Day of Reckoning draws nigh! Ha!

Psalms 148:7
Praise the LORD from the earth, ye dragons, and all deeps:


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

WilliamJenningsBryan 04-21-2019 06:23 AM

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One thing is certain here, you can't let the French have anything to do with this - they've already made too many bad decisions, like letting the cathylicks run the place.

If the French had their way you're going to get some kind of postmodernist deconstructivism crap like the Sainte Bernadette du Banlay in Nevers, France. As the following picture depicts, you have a combination Maginot Line bunker, nuclear war fallout shelter, and church.

Attachment 27940

Notre Dame needs the roof replaced and a new spire, both things that Donald Trump has experience with - and the new spire could also be used to improve WiFi coverage in the area. Trump's workers also would get the job done in record time instead of the French sitting on their posteriors sipping wine and eating baguettes all day.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 04-21-2019 12:08 PM

Re: Contest to design new Notre Dame Cathedral!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Scoutman03 (Post 1249939)
I think it should be built the exact way it was originally built.

It won't. It will be turned into a modern art monstrosity. Then in a generation or two it will become a mosque.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Scoutman03 (Post 1249939)
This building was really important to France.

Was.

DolliMoans 04-21-2019 01:01 PM

Re: Contest to design new Notre Dame Cathedral!
 
I think they should just tear down the rest of it, the whole thing's ruined anyway now? :huh:

MitzaLizalor 04-21-2019 01:33 PM

Re: Contest to design new Notre Dame Cathedral!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1249962)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Scoutman03 (Post 1249939)
This building was really important to France.

Was.

Just not important enough for them to maintain it.

Didymus Much 04-21-2019 03:50 PM

Re: Contest to design new Notre Dame Cathedral!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 1249954)
...Notre Dame needs the roof replaced and a new spire, both things that Donald Trump has experience with...

Oh? Do tell.

Isabella White 04-21-2019 04:18 PM

Re: Contest to design new Notre Dame Cathedral!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1249951)
The new building has to be useful. Catholic cathedral is not useful. A McDonald's or a shopping mall, that would be useful.

Dear Sister Basilissa, I think you’re onto something. I wondered about erecting a Starbucks yesterday, but your idea of McDonald’s is very worthy. Perhaps we could persuade our God-sent President to get his builders over there, knock down what’s rest of that pile of rubble and then build a new complex. It could be a plaza of useful, much-needed restaurants, and and also contain a public square for us when we preach the :kjv1611: to those Cathyolick Frenchies. :usa:
I’m so sick of hearing about :true-american-2: tourists having no choice but to eat frog legs and snails there. I say banish the bourguignon, and to hell with the croquembouche crowd! It’s high time that we, the servants of the Most High :god-fancy:, demand our rights to have our choice of what WE want to eat there. So, in addition to the two places suggested, how about including Cheesecake Factory, Howard Johnson’s, Denny’s ’til Dawn, Jack in the Box, Krispy Kreme, Baskin-Robbins, Red Lobster and of course, the most :true-fancy: restaurant of all: KFC. A blessed Easter to you, dear Sister. Sincerely, Isabella W.

Isabella White 04-21-2019 04:21 PM

Re: Contest to design new Notre Dame Cathedral!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White (Post 1249952)
I really like the classical style of this Oriental Church from Siam.

http://i.imgur.com/cFvvORb.jpg

Great architecture and suitable for the French élite that wants everything to be minimalist and stylish. It also sends a clear message to the Frenchie Sinner Swarm that the Day of Reckoning draws nigh! Ha!

Psalms 148:7
Praise the LORD from the earth, ye dragons, and all deeps:


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

What a lovely, thoughtful idea, Brother White! Might I suggest incorporating a roller coaster ride into that dragon? Just think of the extra revenue it could generate! A blessed Easter to you, dear Brother. Sincerely, Isabella W.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 04-21-2019 05:05 PM

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Given that America saved France TWICE how about a fitting tribute to the brave soldiers who died fighting on 9/11 saving Freedom?
Something practical. Something that will help France stop being occupied so much by foreign invaders. Beauuutiful. Cheap (Mexico will pay).




https://static.politico.com/dims4/de...-869194706.jpg

WilliamJenningsBryan 04-21-2019 05:52 PM

Re: Contest to design new Notre Dame Cathedral!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Didymus Much (Post 1249981)
Oh? Do tell.

Maybe I forgot, but all you weenies with TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) are now listening to AOC and think that we all need to be wearing propeller beanies to generate wind power and carry solar cell umbrellas to keep the rain out - instead of roofs. If a real estate developer like Trump doesn't know how to build a roof, we're all in trouble.

Take for example 40 Wall Street ("The Trump Building"), a building that Trump bought and renovated - in "Neo-gothic" architectural style.

Quote:

40 Wall Street, also known as the Trump Building, is a 71-story neo-gothic skyscraper between Nassau Street and William Street in Manhattan, New York City.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/40_Wall_Street
Of course that are some pin heads that want to call it "Art Deco" with "modernized French Gothic" detailing, but I'll leave it to the pin heads to waste their own time arguing about it. Nonetheles, it has a "spire".

40 Wall Street - Spire Climbing



Then there is Trump Tower Chicago with a "spire".

Spire Installation



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