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Born Again Bob 03-12-2011 11:05 AM

AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneeze
 
Dear Friends,

Don't sit behind a great big fruit
You can catch it when they toot.

Don't do the nails of a stinking dyke
Lez-be-friends, they scratch and bite.

Don't let nancies teach your kid
They will hump them in a shed

Don't share a comb with a drama queen
The secrete AIDS when they clean

Don't let them trim your apple tree
They cover bark with HIV

Don't let them use your restroom sink
Barbershop or ice cream rink

Best thing to do with a gay ol boy
Is beat him to death by a pond of koi.*

Grab a shovel for an indigo girl
Smack her head til her tootsies curl.*

Don't let 'em lie that its a choice
Without breath they'll have no voice.

* Artistic license -- True Christians™ follow all secular laws!

Yours in His Love,
bab :innocent:

Billy Bob Jenkins 03-12-2011 11:48 AM

Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez
 
Another True Christian™ poet! I am amazed at how much talent God has invested in us True Christians™. It seems like everyone of us has some profound spiritual gift or another. The above poem is more evidence that God loves True Christians™ the best!

Born Again Bob 03-12-2011 11:22 PM

Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez
 
Dear Brother,

Thank you! It was like an angel whispered the words in my ear to the tune of "The Star-Spangled Banner".
:usa27:


Yours in Him,
BAB :innocent:

Pastor Ezekiel 03-13-2011 12:05 AM

Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez
 
Amen Brother BaBs! When God gives you the AIDS--And it is God who gives people the AIDS--make Lemon-AIDS! :lol:

Rev. Jim Osborne 03-13-2011 08:47 PM

Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez
 
Not only is it a beautiful expression of creativity and raw talent, but everything there is also scientifically accurate. The Homosexual Agenda has its tentacles wrapped up all over HIV/AIDS education and are fearful about letting the public know how easy AIDS can get spread. You can get AIDS from touching a homosexual, breathing in the air they exhale, or even having indirect contact with them.

PROOF: Look at Africa. There are millions and millions of AIDS cases, yet extremely low numbers of homosexuals (fortunately they get put to death). AIDS doesn't just spread by gay sex. The gays put their disgusting bodily fluids in the drinking water and spread it around to the whole continent.

Jasco69 04-19-2011 08:23 PM

Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez
 
Well, HIV is spread through heterosexuals in africa too. And also by mother to infant. The viral numbers in saliva or sweat are neglible. The bigger question is how it spread from non human primates. Bushmeat?

Rev. M. Rodimer 04-19-2011 09:08 PM

Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jasco69 (Post 735953)
Bushmeat?

I hope that's not a euphemism for perverted things involving President Obama. :angry:

Remy Lebeau 04-20-2011 01:00 AM

Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jasco69 (Post 735953)
Well, HIV is spread through heterosexuals in africa too. And also by mother to infant. The viral numbers in saliva or sweat are neglible. The bigger question is how it spread from non human primates. Bushmeat?

All the men look ape-like and all the women look like the men. There is no such thing as heterosexuals on the Dark Continent seeing that even when the rape their women they are lusting after a masculine aesthetic. Negroidials stick their tallywhackers in anything warm from a gorilla to a zebra.

Youth Minister Harry 05-08-2011 03:07 AM

Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez
 
You know, this thread got me thinking about how AIDS is really just one of the symptoms of the disease of Faggotry. I mean, how many diseases are so bad that they have DISEASES as their symptoms! The Holy Spirit has spoken through the sick bodies of those sick people who chose to be sick to warn others about how bad this sickness is. It's sickening.

But there's a cure! Praise Jesus, that cure is so simple even a black gay could do it. It's called PRAYER! We recently made a Christian Rap (or "C-RAP") music video for the youth to see how prayer can heal all sicknesses! Have a look!



Rebuking Satan One Drop Of Jesus Blood At A Time,
Harry Lester

SammyP 05-08-2011 09:23 AM

Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez
 
Half of the words don't even rhyme...
And how do you explain the fact that neither I, nor any of my friends Has or is spreading AIDS?
Which can only be transmitted through the intake of infected bodily fluids.
As many studies have attested to.

daword 05-20-2011 07:41 PM

Re: AIDS AIDS THE HOMO DISEASE: You Can Catch It When They Sneez
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 710145)
Not only is it a beautiful expression of creativity and raw talent, but everything there is also scientifically accurate. The Homosexual Agenda has its tentacles wrapped up all over HIV/AIDS education and are fearful about letting the public know how easy AIDS can get spread. You can get AIDS from touching a homosexual, breathing in the air they exhale, or even having indirect contact with them.

PROOF: Look at Africa. There are millions and millions of AIDS cases, yet extremely low numbers of homosexuals (fortunately they get put to death). AIDS doesn't just spread by gay sex. The gays put their disgusting bodily fluids in the drinking water and spread it around to the whole continent.

Hi I'm just struggling to understand why God made it so that True Christians would have to worry about figuring out whos gay, not just to know who's gonna be burning in hell, but also to keep from getting AIDS if the wrong person breathes on you. When I think about this, it makes more sense that AIDS is just passed through blood, semen, cooterl secretions, and breast milk (as much as i don't like to accept anything the heathen pigs say)


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