Top archbishop prays for Queen Lizzie's husband to die!
Just got this in the anonymous prayer requests mailbox:
HM the Queen's husband, Phil the Greek, has been involved in a traffic accident. He was driving, and pulled out from a driveway on to the public highway. He is 97 years old. He was uninjured - though the little, unimportant people in the other car were taken to hospital. The responses are perhaps not what he hoped for. Am not sure what to pray for: does Archbish Sentamu want Phil dead?I would consider this a reminder of why you should be careful what you pray for. Prayer actually works, it's not like "wishful thinking" aka "the law of attraction", which we have been playing with. We only killed Patrick Swayze and got the Pope fired, probably because someone misunderstood the joke, and prayed when they were supposed to be "visualizing". I'm going to add that I can't make any sense of the British class system - they should just rank people by how much money they have, like everyone else does. Also, while normally I would not pray for someone to recover from what was either incompetent driving or God's punishment, I'll make an exception. The British drive on the wrong side of the road, which is confusing for people all ages. |
The British Royal Family are Inbred Nazis!
God hates Prince Philip and we should all pray for his death and damnation. Besides promoting blasphemy and poor dental hygeine, the British royal family are all Nazis.
https://www.veteranstoday.com/wp-con...07/fff_655.jpg Here's little Princess Elizabeth in 1933, heiling Hitler. Being raised from birth with the belief that they are special and inherently better than the common folk, is it any wonder that she had pro-Nazi sympathies at such an early age? Also pictured are her father, the future King George VI; her mother, Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon; and her sister, the future drug-addled harlot Princess Margaret; Nazis one and all. https://matrixworldhr.files.wordpres...ilip.jpg?w=829 And here's Lizzie's future husband, Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark, attending a Nazi event in 1937. Perhaps their shared passion for fascism is what drew them together in the first place. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3e/41...360e345a79.jpg Here's another photo from 1937. That's former King Edward VIII (the uncle of Queen Elizabeth) meeting with Adolf Hitler, of whom he was a great personal admirer. His slutty wife Wallis Simpson is also known to have had sex with Nazi Foreign Minister Joachim von Ribbentrop, who was executed in 1946 for crimes against humanity. http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoess...harry_nazi.jpg Here's a more recent royal photograph. That's Prince Harry, the grandson of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip, showing where his true sympathies lie in 2005. It should come as no shock to anyone that the British Royal Family are great supporters of authoritarianism and fascism, but why the specifically Germanic flavor of Nazism? Aren't they British? WRONG! King George I, the great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather of Queen Elizabeth II, was a German, as was his wife. In fact, their name was the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha until they changed it to Windsor during World War I to disguise the fact that their loyalty lied with the Kaiser instead of with their British subjects. The British Royal Family is nothing more than an immigrant family of tax mooching Nazis. If people as paganistic and primitive as the French and the Russians can get rid of their monarchs, what's stopping the Brits? |
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And I forgot to point out that the gap-toothed, bug-eyed Bantu who made the Tweet holds the title "Primate of England." This is further proof of the Windsors' social Darwinist beliefs. He is NOT a monkey! That's racist! He is a human being of a race that has been cursed by God to be lazy, stupid, ugly, smelly, and criminal. Not a monkey!
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The proper term would be "Chief Son of Ham of England". Or "Top slave of slaves". (Genesis 9:18-27) |
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This is a sad story but I have serious doubts about praying for a man (or simian?) who felt that it would be appropriate to proclaim himself a false god (Deuteronomy 6:14). Of course, the prayers of this "bishop" are futile (John 9:31) and the only hope Mr. Queen has, is True Christian™ intervention. Should we intervene? To do that, we'd need to know some crucial details about this incident.
Background Prince Philip is a desperate man caught in an intolerable marriage. His consort is an uppity woman (1 Corinthians 11:3) who often succumbs to booze. https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img...ry-1128756.jpg Conclusions Based on this, we realize that Philip was desperately trying to escape this unhappy marriage, failing to realize that all marriages are supposed to be unhappy (Luke 14:26)! Our Creation Science Team has determined that Philip was probably trying to reach the Channel Tunnel to flee from the Brexit debacle, too, presumably to his home country of Grease. Thus, his motivation was understandable if unGodly. Further questions remain:
Psalms 76:6 At thy rebuke, O God of Jacob, both the chariot and horse are cast into a dead sleep. Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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As a former sailor, he may have intended to commandeer the Royal Yacht, having forgotten that was decommissioned over 20 years ago and that the Queen is now reduced to renting a former car ferry when she wants to go on a cruise. 2 Samuel 1:27 How are the mighty fallen, and the weapons of war perished! |
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I noticed from the timeline of that heretic's "prayer" that most points had been covered over the preceding 97 years. Does he only pray for things that have already happened? Later on (this was all the following day) he asked God (if that's what he thinks he's doing) about the other vehicle. I believe it was of foreign manufacture and although its passengers were hurt perhaps that's the reason why The Duke's prayer came up sooner? I'm not suggesting the Primate waited to get a look at the hospital report first.
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:rofl: Now, that is funny! :rofl3: |
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The Church of England has long been famous for its enthusiasm for discussing Ugandan affairs, but that last statement goes too far. :thumbdown: |
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Who on earth have they got designing bishops over there! Nicki Minaj?
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New developments. The consort Prince Philip did not sustain any permanent damage. In fact, he's back behind the wheel. There are some new developments that have to be considered. Were we too hasty to condemn his abrupt escape from his impossible marriage?
Just a couple of days after his nearly fatal crash, he was seen driving happily without a seat belt. This is not necessarily a bad thing, as it would mean that he's now willing to have Jesus take the wheel. Why bother learning the traffic regulations or related stuff that obviously requires much more advanced cognition that is available for the Prince Consort? Why not let Jesus take care of the driving? If we look at a photo taken during this last happenstance, we can clearly see why it is impossible that Philip would be the one in control of his own driving. https://is.mediadelivery.fi/img/658/...f841f.jpg.webp OK. Now we know that the gentleman above is incapacitated. Let us consult the Bible to see, if Jesus not only abstained from interfering but also actively guided the motor vehicle first into the accident and thereafter the unnaturally ancient Prince into reckless driving without the seat belt. Psalms 118:9 It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in princes. I wholly agree. So should the citizens of Godless UK even if they're uneducated when it comes to the Bible. Jesus was behind the wheel. Therefore, I'll allocate some precious minutes of prayer. Dear Jesus, let Thy Will be done regarding this sorry excuse of a human being. Do what Thou seest best, whatever that be. Amen. Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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Now that we have archbishops praying (by prayer-wheel, admittedly) for Queens to be . . I have forgotten what I was going to say recent heretic influxes suggest the prefix al- but does al-Sharpton trump al-Kresta? CAUTION ADVISED before scrolling down to papist eye candy • •. . . •. . . . . . . . . . •. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . •. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . •. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
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Sadly, Brother Dennis, the Madness of Phil the Greek appears to be hereditary. Here is his son, at a mere 70 years of age.
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Whether it's prayer by prayer-wheel or prayer by twitter or prayer by fifteen idols God remains disinterested. Satan however is all ears. That doesn't mean he's only. ears but anyway, here's a cropped photograph of York Minster's idols:
The Bible defines what constitutes an idol and for Christians no other explanation is required. For those who think "Yellow" means blue or "Strong" means the infinite vacuum of space I doubt there's much hope. And I have no idea what this archbishop thinks "Idol" means but it's not what God thinks, is it. |
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Note the naked yellow b*tt*m in the foreground. :bad: |
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