Me and the boys made fresh dung cake!
Well it was Sunday night Bible-based dinner time, so me and the boys snuck into the kitchen to whip something up (when there was no women watching of course, also kindly ignore the detail that we haven't taken our X-mas decor down yet.), and I had the idea to try something out of the Book of Ezekiel; the divine "Ezekiel bread". :thumbsup:
Ezekiel 4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. Now, absolute care had to been taken in ensuring authenticity, otherwise, what's the point? I made them follow me out to the kybo to watch their ol' pa take a squat over the bowl to add the main ingredient! Then, as it goes with recipes usually, we had to back-track. Ezekiel 4:9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat All the boring gassy stuff! In it went! We cooked it over a homemade bonfire out back, compiled of collected petrified raccoon droppings, at a cooking temperature of 300 F. And yes, we did make enough servings to last 390 days; practically used up all the tupperware in the pantry. Anything extra left-over will be reused as toast spread. Hey, it's what the Bible says! :D https://i.postimg.cc/FKsH65vg/Screen...5-26-45-AM.png Here's the gang below; Bobby, Me, Brett and sweet Dick-Cole. (Who wants to lick the bowl?) https://i.postimg.cc/2yVFwZqh/Screen...5-03-28-AM.png |
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You've gone to great lengths to please God by making His more creative recipes. However, I feel that you're setting a poor example for your boys, cooking in the kitchen like some fag. Why didn't you just have your wife bake this?
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I'm a widower, good man, and my best attempts to court MitzaLizalor were in vain. I haven't found an appropriate Forum Member-status lady yet who'd be worth the pains. Quote:
And then there's this; Ezekiel 4:14 -15 14 Then said I, Ah Lord God! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth. 15 Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee … It would seem even Ezekiel did not ultimately dine on God's proposed turd cuisine. |
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Yes, we've already made our way through the bunt dung cake. I've been feeling iffy all morning.
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Brother Jim,
I think Jesus is trying to tell you something! Pray about it, of course, but I believe He's leading you to write a song about making dung bread (or cake) with the boys!. Follow His unction! |
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Excellent idea, Brother Larry! I love Mr. Lombardo's tunes.
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You may want to think about taking down the family photo you posted showing your son with his shirt off. The homo's and pedo's will surely be drooling over the boy.
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Why on earth would pedos be lurking on God's Favorite Website, protected by Jesus Christ? :glare: They won't be finding underaged members here, and as mature Christians are not to their taste, it's unlikely we'd be attracting them.
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O come Lord Jesus! |
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