NASA Claims California Drought Is Causing Valley Land to Sink - Jesus Disagrees
Brethren, a new study reveals that the fornicating capital of the world (with Sweden), California, is rapidly sinking into Hell. Let us be reminded of the structure of the Earth:
https://scotteriology.files.wordpres...-2-3-tiers.jpg Now, based on these data we are ready to assess NASA's new study! Quote:
Revelation 9:1 And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit. Clearly, California will soon reach the Pit, as we can expect this phenomenon to proceed at an exponential rate. The Godless citizens of California will be in the vanguard of all the sinners who'll soon experience the most imaginative and excruciating tortures in the hands of Satan commanded by Jesus (Daniel 3:17; Matthew 13:42; Matthew 13:50). http://www.sacred-texts.com/chr/tbr/img/07500.jpg This is very similar to the situation in present-day California! http://water.usgs.gov/ogw/pubs/fs00165/Images/fig1.jpg Jesus IS coming again!! It is not lack of water that causes the sinking. It IS Jesus!!! :yahoo: :praise: :yahoo: Now we must go on to the less attractive part of NASA's study: their idiotic and Bible-denying recommendations. Quote:
A land in drought looks like THIS: https://cbssanfran.files.wordpress.c...0&h=349&crop=1 ...whereas a piece of properly irrigated land looks like THIS: http://ensia.com/wp-content/uploads/...r_law_main.jpg Furthermore, by using less water, the authorities are trying to dismiss the essence of Jesus. He IS the light of men (John 1:4) but He also represents the living waters to come. It is time they came! Revelation 7:17 For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes. Revelation 19:6 And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth. :jesus: If the authorities only trusted Jesus they'd understand that He will take care of us. He will see that the groundwaters do not run out. Please, Brethren! Encourage the sinners of California to pour the waters of Jesus onto the ground! Do not hide them, for the Kingdom of our Lord is rapidly approaching while the fornicatory parts of homer California sink into oblivion, into the bottomless Pit! https://fellowshipofminds.files.word...er-of-life.jpg Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
Re: NASA Claims California Drought Is Causing Valley Land to Sink - Jesus disagrees
I don't understand this story at all. They say the valleys are sinking. Well if that's true, isn't it a good thing? Because if the valleys are sinking, and I'm not saying they are, that means that the mountains look taller (as the contrast between them is greater) and more majestic and closer to the Firmament.
Also deeper valleys mean more room for rivers and so more water, not less. However, if this is right then it is entirely the Californians' own fault for not watering their lawns properly. :thumbdown: |
Re: NASA Claims California Drought Is Causing Valley Land to Sink - Jesus disagrees
It is quite clear that the Lord has finally tired of the antics of the godless Californians and has determined to finally rid the world and America of that awful blight. These measurements, which are made by the new sophisticated rulers now available, show the beginning movements of the earth preparatory to the final immersion of California. I believe the entire area will shortly be swept to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.
The false scientists of NASA, them who claim to fly to the moon and beyond in space rockets, think their new rulers can explain everything. They obviously have no idea of what is about to happen. Nothing just happens. It happens due to God's will. If part of California is sinking, it is because that is where the dotted line is. Soon, that line will be finished and then California will be torn off from America and the wretches who inhabit that area will be food for the fishes. Until then, California will continue to be ravaged by fires, drought, mud slides, Jerry Brown and other punishments. |
Re: NASA Claims California Drought Is Causing Valley Land to Sink - Jesus Disagrees
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After a life in politics, I can separate the good from the bad. Gov. Jerry Brown is a socialist and Jesus hates him. He hangs around movie stars, rock stars and other people drenched in sin. Jesus has cut off rain to California until Brown is gone. |
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