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Hello everyone my name is Mashin Assad and im proud to be part of this wonderful Baptist christain forum:bye:. Before you ask, no im not muslim, im lebanese and my family came here to the US during the 80s to flee from the war. When we setteled here, we converted from Maronite to baptist in Pensacola, Florida. I currently live in Hollywood, Florida, and i seek to become a missonairy and convert people to christanity back in my homeland lebanon. I hope i can have a wonderful time here with you can praise our great lord!:lol::lol::lol:
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Hello, my favorite verse is Luke 22:36-38A very powerful verse that tells us to defend ourselves.
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ΚΑΤΑ ΛΟΥΚΑΝ - εἰπεν δε αὐτοις, ἀλλα νυν ὁ ἐχων βαλλαντιον ἀρατω, ὁμοιως και πηραν, και ὁ μη ἐχων πωλησατω το ἱματιον αὐτου και ἀγορασατω μαχαιραν. λεγω γαρ ὑμιν ὁτι τουτο το γεγραμμενον δει τελεσθηναι ἐν ἐμοι, το και μετα ἀνομων ἐλογισθη· και γαρ το περι ἐμου τελος ἐχει. οἱ δε εἰπαν, κυριε, ἰδου μαχαιραι ὡδε δυο. ὁ δε εἰπεν αὐτοις, ἱκανον ἐστιν.As you can see, it is not recorded in Aramaic. Why do you suppose that is? Continuing on, from another thread: Quote:
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Welcome, Brother Mashin. I appreciate that you want to follow the Bible, but, frankly, I'm not comfortable with an Arab wielding a sword. You guys snap way too easily, and seem to have a taste for beheadings.
Now, since the war is over, why haven't you and your family already returned to Lebanon? Are you trying to make anchor babies? |
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Well I'm not Arab necessarily, my family is from tyre and many of us Tyrians have a high amount of greek blood, as the tyre was once mostly greek before the ottomans genocided them in the 1910s, and us Tyrians speak a strange dialect of Arabic which is a mix of Arab, greek, Armenian, and Latin. And most of the violent Lebanese Christians are just soldiers who join Christian defence groups to protect themselves from many of the Islamist groups, but they're mostly found in Syria nowadays supporting Assad.:lex_12: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardians_of_the_Dawn And to answer your question why haven't me and my family haven't returned to Lebanon, we have no future there. There have been massive protest in Lebanon which has stagnated the economy since that large explosion in Beirut a couple months ago. And food has become very hard to come by in Lebanon, in fact many locals have catching rare migratory birds to save themselves from starvation. |
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Are you related to Bashar al-Assad? Why don't you change your name to a real one so normal, decent people don't mistake you for a ragheaded camel jockey? Mashin Assad -> Mason Atkins, for example. Jesus hates those pagan sand people.
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Welcome friend. If I seem apprehensive, well, being you are what you are, you know what you people are like and therefore you should fully understand my deep rooted concerns. However, Christians are nothing but open minded and non-judgemental group.
Have you contacted the Church office and requested a Tithing schedule from Miss Cookie? I assume none of your assets are currently seized. |
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Anyway. We welcome people of all ethnicities, and even those who seem unsure of their ethnicity. Please feel free to show your deep understanding of the Bible as you participate in our forum discussions. At this stage you can reply to all threads but you cannot create new threads outside of the Introduction forum. As our Department of Faith completes a thorough background check, it will be decided if you deserve more posting privileges. |
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Since we at Landover have never had an Arab or a Greek worship with us, if Brother Martin were ever to visit the church, would he sit with us (in the back, of course) or in the negro section? How would we keep him away from our white women and little girls? And how could Landover Security be sure he wasn't a suicide bomber sent by Al Qaeda or ISIS? :lex_12:
The more I think about this, the more I think it's just never going to work. We should send his IP address to Stephen Miller in the White House for a deportation investigation. If God had wanted Arabs in America, he would have put them here originally, like He did with white people. |
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I'd like to learn more about Lebanon. A few questions:
What ethnic group owes reparations to which other ethnic groups, how much do they owe, and for what? Who are the noble indigenous people in Lebanon, and who are the evil imperialists who need to be decolonized? Who are the oppressors who need to be punched and oppressed? Whose businesses should be peacefully looted and burned? Also, who has a better LBTQZBTYW parade, Hezbollah or Hamas? I'm speaking as a speciesfluid omnisexual whose otherkin is a pig. |
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Tell us Bashar, after you answer the SJW's absurdities, how many sodomites have you slain? |
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I am also interested in who are the indigenes where you hail from? Populations change over time, for example although in Judæa there were multiple influences: Roman, Greek, Jewish. But the words of Jesus were not recorded in Latin. Perhaps these questions are connected? |
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You're Lebanese? But I thought only women who liked other women were Lebanese?
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Greetings and welcome to this forum. I'm very happy to hear that you are not a self-destructung Moslem, even tough you are no longer what Protestant would call a "client of the Papacy".
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Anyway, i'll hope you'll enjoy your stay and Buona Giornata. |
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