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MitzaLizalor 07-11-2022 12:02 PM

Does God (still) Hate Nicaragua?
 
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No communistic junta is smiled upon by God, especially not when Marxism-Leninism replaces The Bible. Perhaps if everyone agreed to make it work, some form of communism would flourish (or at least not tank in the first few years) but no such goodwill has yet emerged and all Commie regimes have been imposed.

Of course, they could make impossible promises e.g. "First we'll shoot all the millionaires and then everyone will be rich," overlooking the fact that shooting a few hundred millionaires would yield a few hundred million dollars which distributed to everyone in Nicaragua would be about $35 each or less than $1 a week over 12 months. You can add a 0 if you like or put an 8 in front but still nobody would get rich – except El Presidente, by freezing onto the assets and shooting anyone who complained.

God is completely out of the question. But that is not only so for Marxist-Leninists. Rome was anti-God for centuries before Marx came up with his (let's face it) amateurish gobbledygook. His, and Lenins's, utterances are frozen in time. Popes have been coming up with new stuff every 5 minutes in line with whatever keeps bums on seats, burnings at the stake for example, excommunication, show trials and unexpected Divine revelations – and the loot just kept rolling in.

Nicaragua was doubly cursed in that case. Blasted with both but has God now acted? One of them, at least in part, has been expelled. It would not be the first time God has worked through heathens to further His plan.

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Nicaragua expels Mother Teresa's nuns in latest crackdown

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-62076784

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"boo hoo!" but how many tears were shed by the lies these freaks command?

Persians enabled The Temple to be rebuilt, but Persians were idolators. History explains that error crept in again and God needed to destroy The Temple again, as a reminder just who was in charge. That was done by Romans, more idolators. Christians continued on but so did Rome's idols, in an otherwise completely unrelated parallel movement. Now it's time for God to address those idols. Perhaps Nicaragua is the tool He's using this time?

Perhaps God hates Nicaragua a little less this week.

handmaiden 07-12-2022 11:57 AM

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If God cared anything for Nicaragua He would have given it a name that was easier to spell.

WWJDnow 07-18-2022 08:42 AM

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Nicaragua is Spanish for "steal our water." Who would name a country that? No wonder God hates them, between their goofy name and all of the Papism.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 07-18-2022 02:18 PM

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Sister Mitza, I appreciate you bringing news of Central America to our attention.

I haven't been following Nicaragua since military intellectual Michael Bolton coined the phrase Troika of Tyranny to describe Nicaragua, Venezuala and, I think, Russia(?) based on his sophisticated use of a Russian word. (He also cleverly improved on George W. Bush's Axis Of Evil appellation by adding more words and more countries: Beyond The Axis Of Evil. Except Nicaragua, which is why it needed its own special grouping.)

We surely miss his subtle insights about war: yes, yes, more, all the time, other than the Vietnam War where he unfortunately was granted a student deferment. Plus in his haste to fight commies he signed up for the National Guard, which made him exempt from the draft. Sadly for Bolton, he missed the chance to glorify his leaders in battle. In his Yale 25th reunion book he explained "I had no desire to die in a Southeast Asian rice paddy". Smart.

So anyway, as Bolton would have predicted, the Troika of Tyranny is acting up and Sleepy Joe is too scared to use the words Monroe Doctrine to defend America by staging a foreign coup. This won't end well...

Johny Joe Hold 07-18-2022 02:30 PM

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There was a song in the 1950's that captured the utter decadence of Nicaragua. It is called simply, Managua Nicaragua. The entire song invites you to Managua to do nothing but sin, no mention of God.

Managua Nicaragua is a wonderful spot, there's coffee and banana and the temperature's hot.

Managua, Nicaragua - YouTube

James Hutchins 10-20-2022 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1300952)
There was a song in the 1950's that captured the utter decadence of Nicaragua. It is called simply, Managua Nicaragua. The entire song invites you to Managua to do nothing but sin, no mention of God.

Managua Nicaragua is a wonderful spot, there's coffee and banana and the temperature's hot.

Managua, Nicaragua - YouTube

Mayor, I must of missed something. When (and just as importantly, Why?) did God ever love Nigeraqua. They cannot speak True American™ and are all wetbacks. I've never seen a single well kept lawn there either.

MitzaLizalor 10-21-2022 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 1303882)
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1300952)
Managua Nicaragua is a wonderful spot, there's coffee and banana and the temperature's hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C-NzqheKrs . .LINK DISABLED TO AVOID MEXICAN PASSIONS.




Hot bananas? Ew! I suppose you're referring to the mess, above left. At least it has a garnish and is on a plate. I did look up where Nicaragua is, map below left, somewhere in the Mexican hinterland as I'd suspected and I'm sure lots of names ending in "z" which almost guarantees Romish catholicism (honestly, can't they even make up their own fake church, Madrilenian Creed for instance?) or the communist menace in full flight. It alternates.


Societies dominated by sinful appetites cry out for relief. Not everywhere is Spain (fortunately) and across history the overthrow of popes and cardinals has brought that relief in the form of improved dining opportunities and the protestant work ethic. I know that some popish regions are wealthy and appear on the surface to prosper but this is at the expense of the vast majority and in that respect indistinguishable from communism. Big Fat Bloated Kremlin with gold everywhere or Big Fat Bloated Vatican with gold everywhere – and the décor? Lifted straight from the night terrors just before you wake up screaming. Elizabeth, an American queen from the time of the Virginian colonies, ended papism and established sound dining principles, above right. Now all those commie dictatorships (there is no other form of communism) see how rotten their system is, right up there with past master of rottenness the freak Bergoglio but sitting on 1 century of corruption rather than 20 so perhaps more vulnerable, and they're right: the best thing to do is leave.

WARNING! It's not only the food at those Elizabethan-style banquets they'll target. Check out the enlargement if it's not clear from the header: the gentlemen will need all their strength to look after their dining companions when the Nicaraguans arrive. Perhaps they'll be Roman heretics booted out by the latest commie "president" or variously indoctrinated peasants looking for new pastures. Do you think they'll be interested in overcooked bananas? Or whatever's on offer at the feast. Soon there will be a new King and commies will exist no more – well, not in America anyway. After they've eaten everything from a sense of entitlement and stripped the land bare, Jesus will return to reign with us over the whole world and there'll never be a president again.
Obadiah 1:15-16 For the day of the LORD is near upon all the heathen: as thou hast done, it shall be done unto thee: thy reward shall return upon thine own head. For as ye have drunk upon my holy mountain, so shall all the heathen drink continually, yea, they shall drink, and they shall swallow down, and they shall be as though they had not been.

Dennis Lukes 10-21-2022 02:57 AM

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It's an outrage that Ronald Reagan is long dead but Sandinista communist Daniel Ortega, whom Ronnie went to great lengths to have killed by death squads (leading to indictments for many staffers and the somewhat regrettable sale of arms to Iran), is still president of N-word-agua.


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