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Alphonse Alban 03-20-2011 09:32 PM

The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
 
I know these sick books and animations are not in wider attentions in America, but because of recent events you should know little about them. Moomins are mainly curse of Finland (where they have turned children to Satan for nearly 70 years) and northern Europe but as they are really depraved it is really not a surprise that they have (especially animated series) drawn attention of the Japs.

http://looky.files.wordpress.com/200...ndle.gif?w=497
Moomintroll using witchcraft to cook his meal at night.



Japs have even build Moomins shrine near where I live. Flocks of these heathen midgets make their annual 5000 mile pilgrim there to worship these demons.

This is how we come to spot why you should know about them. Recent display of God's wrath upon Japan, may launch waves of illegal chink immigrants on your way. As they are from Japan, there is big risk that they have been infected by Moomins, and it is vital that you recognize the symptoms.

The Moomins themselves are white pig/hippo like demons that live in the Moomin Valley. Their appearance is taken from bible part where Jesus drives devil out of two men.

Matthew 8:28-32 And when he was come to the other side into the country of the Gergesenes, there met him two possessed with devils, coming out of the tombs, exceeding fierce, so that no man might pass by that way. And, behold, they cried out, saying, What have we to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God? art thou come hither to torment us before the time? And there was a good way off from them an herd of many swine feeding. So the devils besought him, saying, If thou cast us out, suffer us to go away into the herd of swine. And he said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters.

So you see, Moomins are metaphor for demon possessed men.

Let's take closer look on some of the denizens of this valley of abominations.



Moomintroll

Moomintroll is a bastard son of Moominmamma and Moominpappa. Has openly sexual relationship with Snorkmaiden. Sometimes they live in sin together in Moomin house. Troll is malevolent being out of Scandinavian mythology, originally referring to Finnish people.

Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
1 Corinthians 7:2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

Moominmamma & Moominpappa


Guardians of Moomintroll, not married, relationships are unclear. Let Moomintroll share bed with harlot Snorkmaiden under their roof.

Proverbs 6:32 But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul

Little My

Another bastard raised by Moomins. She is of different race than Moomins. Thieving anarchist.

Job 24:14 The murderer rising with the light killeth the poor and needy, and in the night is as a thief.

Snork maiden

A whore that seduces Moomintroll into fornication.

Deuteronomy 23:18 Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God.


Hattifatteners

Small demons that roams in packs and tries to burn everything with their hellfire. They are described as misunderstood creatures.

Snufkin


Revolting freeloading hippie. Atheist and hates all authorities and constantly smokes different hallucinogens in his corn pipe. This junkie is half-brother of Little My.

The Groke

The enemy of the Moomins. He is big flat-nosed savage black creature who communicates with feral growls and only want to harm others. His purpose is to enforce racial stereotypes.

The Hemulen

Maybe the most deviant of all creatures in Moomin valley. This seemingly harmless elder chap is truly a libertine and abomination. He lives alone, wears a purple dress, collects butterflies and stamps and like frolicking with younger males of the Moomin valley. This lewd sodomite goes constantly on sex vacations.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.




Few examples of Moomin books:


Comet in Moomin land

Preaches to kids of heliocentric universe, evilution and other secular “science”


Finn family Moomintroll

Moomins finds a Hobgoblin's hat. Hobgoblin is sorcerer and Moomins perform all sorts of witchcraft with the hat.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Exploits of Moominpappa

Self-explanatory. Stories of young Moominpappa indulging in world of crime, booze and gay sex.

Midsummer madness

Moomins are performing different spells to evoke some pagan gods at the eve of midsummer.






As you see, The Moomins are filled with practically with every possible sin you can think from dark magic to sodomy. All of this is fed to children as positive things. You might ask what kind of monster would come up with such a perverted stories for little-ones.

It is twisted Pervert named Tove Jansson. She was worst kind of openly lesbian feminatzi. She was also very bitter as she realized that her lesbianism was beyond redemption. As a rug-muncher filled with hate she was, her only purpose later in life was to drag as many children as possible with her to hell. She is even doing it now behind the grave.

So heed my warning. Stay way from Moomins! They have only been designed to lead children into damnation. If you ever come by ANY Moomin related material, you must burn it immediately, but use gloves before touching Moomin products. So great is the evil behind the Moomins that even short exposure can be harmful to your soul.





Yours in Christ,


Alphonse

Nobar King 03-20-2011 09:43 PM

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
 
I don't even know what it is. Are they ghosts? Or a family of sperms? It's too weird for me.

Alphonse Alban 03-20-2011 09:47 PM

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nobar King (Post 715450)
I don't even know what it is. Are they ghosts? Or a family of sperms? It's too weird for me.

To be honest, I'm not sure. I just call them freakish-Satan-things.

Rev. M. Rodimer 03-21-2011 12:03 AM

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
 
They almost look like frowning hippos with no mouths. :wacko:

Alphonse Alban 03-21-2011 12:32 AM

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 715565)
They almost look like frowning hippos with no mouths. :wacko:

You have to put it in perspective. I think that is most cheerful what bitter lesbian eskimo could come up with :D

Pastor Ezekiel 03-21-2011 12:39 AM

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
 
Absolutely terrifying, brother. Thank you for the information. I knew that the eskimos up there in Scandanavia were deep in satan's pocket, but I had no idea of the array of demons they worshiped.

Apparently the eskimos responsible for this have even gone to the trouble of hiring an out of work country western singer to do a song about the moomin demons, all the better to entrance the poor children. :thumbdown:


Ezekiel Bathfire 03-21-2011 01:03 AM

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
 
in Moomin World. Visitors may meet Moomin characters there or the Witch in her cottage.

Witches? Are these creatures inflammable?

Jacques15 03-22-2011 07:16 AM

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
 
After seeing links pasted to me from this forum, about god Hating Finland, Angry Birds being sexual teaching game(seriously, where do you come up with these?) and last but not least, refusal to believe "Fap" means masturbation.
I've finally realized that if it happens that you are right about God, and that you are going to heaven and me&every person i care is going to hell.
Then the sad truth is that we're spending the eternity together since worst possible Hell for me would be stuck in the same place with you guys for eternity.

Thank you for your ban.

ps. Tho i honestly believe that if God does exist(who knows), you people are the ones that have problems getting in heaven while many non-believers don't.

Alphonse Alban 03-22-2011 12:43 PM

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 715590)
Absolutely terrifying, brother. Thank you for the information. I knew that the eskimos up there in Scandanavia were deep in satan's pocket, but I had no idea of the array of demons they worshiped.

I'm afraid this is just the scratch on the surface. There are dozens more of different demons living in "The Moomin Vale". That was just small example of them, as It maybe would have been too much for readers on one time if I had covered everything on one post.

Not to mention that there are many more Books as well, and I did not even touch the animated series. That is maybe the most devious of all Moomin products. Of course there are tons of merchandise like action figures, stickers and such too.

You could write pages about the evil of the different characters, especially of that revolting Snufkin. Swedish snus promoting cross between Che Guevara and Groucho Marx of a demon.

So if the further questions arise, I'm more than happy to do my best and give you decent answer.

YiC

Alphonse

Callisto 03-22-2011 03:19 PM

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
 
Do young Moomins go out on missions, spending time knocking on doors and pushing the Book of Moomin on people?

Alphonse Alban 03-22-2011 03:33 PM

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Callisto (Post 716273)
Do young Moomins go out on missions, spending time knocking on doors and pushing the Book of Moomin on people?

I'm not sure, but as they are truly hellish creatures, I would not be surprised if they were Jehovan witnesses as well.

dudeinEurope 03-23-2011 08:16 PM

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
 
You most be joking! :lol::lol:
have you got never audited yours head? :thumbsup: I recommend a visit to psychologist;)
The more I read this forum, I wonder do you have any brains at all?

Think a little of what you say, please!


Moomin comes and bring an apocalyptic... Huoh:ph34r:
..if they are so evil what you said, i eat my shoes if you can prove it to me!

Alphonse Alban 03-23-2011 09:20 PM

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dudeinEurope (Post 716910)
You most be joking! :lol::lol:
have you got never audited yours head? :thumbsup: I recommend a visit to psychologist;)
The more I read this forum, I wonder do you have any brains at all?

Think a little of what you say, please!


Moomin comes and bring an apocalyptic... Huoh:ph34r:
..if they are so evil what you said, i eat my shoes if you can prove it to me!

What are you babbling about?

From what I can make sense of, I see no sense at all.
If you are too blind to see the evil that Moomins are, it does not mean they are not evil. The evidence is right there!

Why would anyone create something that mocks God so much, if your intention is not to corrupt people. If you just ignore crushing evidence that Bible provides against Moomins, just look at the pictures.

Pure malice in the beady eyes of those hippos from hell.

YiC

Alphonse

dudeinEurope 03-23-2011 09:43 PM

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
 
if the case should be about how you claim, how it has not been seen others?

whether the whole Japanese people evil because they likes the Moomins?

everything can be found in a fault if it looks right. But it does not mean that it / they would have been made deliberately.


cartoons and movies, anything is possible and can not be taken seriously about. ...am I right?



It would be different if someone had intentionally / deliberately made unlawful series. ...However, this is basically a good job.


I am a Christian, but this goes a little over.

Alphonse Alban 03-23-2011 09:59 PM

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
 
Don't take this wrong way, dude. I'm not mocking you, but I have really hard time to understand what you are trying to say.

So I just pick the part I do understand.


Quote:

Originally Posted by dudeinEurope (Post 716942)
...am I right?

No! You are wrong.

The Moomins are evil and against Bible. I even left the most obvious parts out. Like that one character is witch and her witch-daughter plays with Moomins. Can you get more evil that this, and be more obvious in encouraging children to mock the Bible.

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

It does not get any more clearer than that.

Yours in Christ,

Alphonse

Brother Helge 03-23-2011 10:00 PM

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dudeinEurope (Post 716942)
whether the whole Japanese people evil because they likes the Moomins?

Yes.
Why else did God punish them with the earthquake?

dudeinEurope 03-24-2011 07:47 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Helge (Post 716954)
Yes.
Why else did God punish them with the earthquake?

"The islands of Japan are located in a volcanic zone on the Pacific Ring of Fire. They are primarily the result of large oceanic movements occurring over hundreds of millions of years from the mid-Silurian to the Pleistocene as a result of the subduction of the Philippine Sea Plate beneath the continental Amurian Plate and Okinawa Plate to the south, and subduction of the Pacific Plate under the Okhotsk Plate to the north. Japan was originally attached to the eastern coast of the Eurasian continent. The subducting plates pulled Japan eastward, opening the Sea of Japan around 15 million years ago. Japan has 108 active volcanoes. Destructive earthquakes, often resulting in tsunamis, occur several times each century. The 1923 Tokyo earthquake killed over 140,000 people. The most recent major quakes are the 2004 Chūetsu earthquake and the 2011 Tōhoku earthquake, a 9.0-magnitude quake which hit Japan on March 11, 2011, and triggered a tsunami."

FindLoveNotReligion 03-24-2011 08:01 PM

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God isn't in the business of punishment anymore. Hence the point of sending his son on the cross.
That debt has been paid.

dudeinEurope 03-24-2011 08:15 PM

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by FindLoveNotReligion (Post 717538)
God isn't in the business of punishment anymore. Hence the point of sending his son on the cross.
That debt has been paid.

you have possession the word :thumbsup: well said!

Alphonse Alban 03-24-2011 09:41 PM

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by FindLoveNotReligion (Post 717538)
God isn't in the business of punishment anymore. Hence the point of sending his son on the cross.
That debt has been paid.

Dear heathen.

That has nothing to do with overbearing evil that is the Moomins.
This is NOT a debate forum.
If you want to have conversation with us, could you be so kind and make introduction post here http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Starting to demand attention uninvited is rude. I like things friendly and polite.

Anyway, if you are some lukewarm heretic thinking Jesus is all about love, well think again buster!

Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

Yours in Christ,

Alphonse


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