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Johny Joe Hold 02-05-2020 04:49 AM

Buttigieg Win Means we Must Redouble Efforts Against Homerism
 
The shocking result of the Iowa Caucus means we at Landover Baptist have work to do.

Right under our noses Iowa Democrats have approved a homosexual as their Presidential candidate. Satan is at work in our State and we have been resting on our laurels.

Even though we Republicans would never consider a homer for any elected office, we need to remember that sin can come in a side door. A homer President might successfully recruit straight Republicans and we would find them in our Party. Now is the time to redouble our efforts to eliminate sin, not only in Freehold but in our State and Nation as well.

https://www.inforum.com/news/nation/...-Iowa-caucuses

Phil Ander 02-05-2020 07:47 AM

Re: Buttigieg Win Means we Must Redouble Efforts Against Homerism
 
Mr Mayor,


It pains me to disagree a little. There is no way any true blooded American would vote a homer in as president when election day comes. Therefore a Republican victory is more assured if the democrat candidate is a butt shoveler.


There are around 200 countries in the world but, of those only 3 have homers in charge, and these are very strange countries full of drunks - Luxembourg, Ireland and Serbia.


An emphatic Republican victory would only be more emphatic if the opponent is a sodomist. My T shirt slogan will be "Pete Buttigieg - his policies are back to front"


Even Trevor McGregor, our wayward ganga smoking rasta would have trouble voting for the Butt bloke. So he would probably stay home on election day.


Phil

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 02-05-2020 12:52 PM

Re: Buttigieg Win Means we Must Redouble Efforts Against Homerism
 
I very much expect Brother Phil to be proved right here. As a mother of sons, I would never consider endangering them by voting for a homosexualist. Also (from the Mayor's helpful link), it looks as though it's not just his voice that's cracked.
Quote:

Buttigieg's voice seemed to crack Tuesday as he acknowledged the unprecedented nature of his success. "It validates for a kid somewhere in a community wondering if he belongs or she belongs or they belong in their community, if you believe in your country, there's a lot backing up that belief," he said.
What does any of that even mean? One of my older boys laughed out loud and pointed out that for all the "if he belongs or she belongs or they belong" nonsense, Battyboy is going to need to use a whole lot more made-up pronouns if he's not to be demonized by his own supporters as something-or-other-exclusionary.

handmaiden 02-05-2020 02:17 PM

Re: Buttigieg Win Means we Must Redouble Efforts Against Homerism
 
One prong of our redoubling efforts must be to get the word out that Buttigieg enjoys experiencing pains in his butt.

I saw on the news that one Iowa voter chose Butt-boy and then found out only moments later that he was gay.


She pointed out that But-a-bing better, "read his Bible" which is great because it indicates that she knows what the Bible says about homosexuality--unlike a lot of the fluffy bunny cult of Christians.


Of course, as one of the caucus workers noted, Buttigieg's orientation is common knowledge, so it seems a little odd that the woman who voted for him had not known that. But then again, maybe that lady was too busy reading the Bible to watch the news or read any news sources. So, that's kind of consistent at least.

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 02-05-2020 02:36 PM

Re: Buttigieg Win Means we Must Redouble Efforts Against Homerism
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by handmaiden (Post 1264056)
But then again, maybe that lady was too busy reading the Bible to watch the news or read any news sources. So, that's kind of consistent at least.

:hmmm:If that so-called lady was a Christian, then what was she doing voting at the Democrats' caucus?

Alvin Moss 02-05-2020 02:47 PM

Re: Buttigieg Win Means we Must Redouble Efforts Against Homerism
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1264043)
Right under our noses Iowa Democrats have approved a homosexual as their Presidential candidate. Satan is at work in our State and we have been resting on our laurels.


Mr. Mayor, I share your shock at the disgraceful behavior of Iowa Democrats in choosing a homosexual for their candidate, but I am trying to keep in mind the big picture. It was not Iowans who chose this pervert, it was Iowa Democrats. I really don't find it all that unusual that Democrats would choose a homosexual to represent them. After all, these are Democrats and they are the party of every kind of disturbed individual. It would be too much to expect them to not choose some kind of wretch to represent them and, frankly, between a sexual deviant, a communist or two, a wild Indian and Joe Biden, all the choices were some kind of lunatic.


I believe this decision strengthens President Trump's hand and he will easily cruise to victory again. No doubt we will be assailed by the news media predicting doom, gloom and the victory of this homosexual Democrat, but no one believes anything they say anymore. They are all liars and they will be going to Hell with the Democrats.


In Exodus 20:16, the Lord makes His position perfectly clear and we find our marching orders in Romans 12:21, where God tells us to defeat these Democrats. God knows all and He saw this coming long ago. That is why the instructions are set in the Bible for us to see. His instructions about what to do with homosexuals are quite clear also and can be found in Leviticus 18:22. There is no doubt that the Lord is angry and He will smite these perverts a mighty blow.

WilliamJenningsBryan 02-06-2020 01:25 AM

Re: Buttigieg Win Means we Must Redouble Efforts Against Homerism
 
From what I can tell, as of today all the votes are still not in for Iowa - and for anyone that has been following all the controversy, it may turn out like the disposition of Schrödinger's cat - we may never know.

Now for any normal American these things are real simple - you show up, pick up a ballot, check off your votes, deposit in a ballot box to be counted and then go home. Not so with the Democrats - they have this thing called a "caucus".

A "caucus" is where you show up at your local precinct festooned with buttons, signs, and caps for your candidate of choice and find like minded persons to hang out with. Next you're allowed to arm wrestle, steal or otherwise deface the signs, buttons and caps of your opponents - and maybe convince others to change their minds by giving a short speech. After this "Phase I" is over, the remaining "caucus" members gather to put all their hands on a Ouija board puck to determine the final outcome - which is then reported to the "County" level where a similar process is used to then report to the "State" level to determine the delegates to the DNC convention.

Sounds complicated - so complicated in fact that the Democrats had to come up with an "App" to do the "reporting" - and as everyone knows by now the "App" has "failed". Many are now tracing the development of the "App" to the Clintons, and by many accounts Democrats can't code (referring to out of work coal miners with the suggestion that they learn to code).

Despite all the clamoring amongst the Democrats for diversity, people of color, climate change, and "if you like your personal pronoun you can keep your personal pronoun" - it dawned on someone that the goal here was to beat Trump in the 2020 election. Those "someone" are rumored to be the ominous "super-delegates" that somehow secretly control the DNC and ultimately decide who runs for president (and are still controlled by the Clintons and Obama).

If you happen to have watched the CNN "debates" you came away thinking this was a contest to see who was the best socialist - with candidates repeatedly being asked to raise their hands to see who agreed with the latest proposals being but forth as some platform yet to be established.

At the moment we seem to have the following candidates that for whatever reason seem to be the remaining contenders lined up to challenge Trump in 2020.


Joe Biden

Slow Joe has a great deal of baggage at the moment, among them being an old white guy that's been around the swamp too long - not to mention the problems with his family and the Ukraine.

These days Joe is answering questions he doesn't like with threats to beat you up. There is not much to this as Joe can't seem to remember what city and state he is in at any given time.


Michael Bloomberg

Billionaire "Big Gulp" Bloomberg is the latest to redistribute his wealth to the cause of saving the Democrats, and the DNC - always interested in ideas of what to do with other people's money, has altered their rules to let him in. In addition to passing out C notes at his rallies, Michael's idea is to ban plastic drinking straws to rescue us all from certain doom. Being short, he has demanded a box to stand on to make him look taller. Buy your own box Michael, and you certainly can afford some elevator shoes.


Pete Buttigieg

Sodomite Buttigieg seems to be the only one among the Democrats talking about Jesus. Lately he has been quoting the Bible leading to his new nickname "Pastor Pete". He hasn't yet hired a fashion designer for his "husband" - leading everyone to wonder what he is going to look like as FLOTUS.


Tulsi Gabbard

Tulsi is among the few that has remained calm and composed in the present fracas. Reluctant to be drawn into the crazed left-wing, she is presently siding with Breadline Bernie. Having served in the military, her pet peeve is the endless wars started by the Neocons.

Some Democrats seem to think she is some kind of "ethnic" minority, but in interviews she prefers to talk about her Hindu religion.

The fact of the matter is, she if from Samoa - and many forget anthropologist Margaret Mead's famous "Coming of Age in Samoa". Mead noted that young girls in Samoa had copious amounts of teenage sex growing up - unfettered by cultural norms. Evidently Epstein's jet could not carry enough fuel to reach Samoa.

It also might explain why Tulsi always remains calm and seems to always have a smile on her face.


Amy Klobuchar

Amy might just be the only smart one amongst this menagerie of crazies - by keeping her mouth shut (especially since it's hard to do when you are a woman). About the only thing we know about her is that she is in favor of lowering prescription drug prices.


Bernie Sanders

By all accounts Bernie isn't even a Democrat - he's a communist. There really is a Communist Party, and we all miss Gus Hall running for president numerous times and barely registering any votes.

Bernie prefers to call his brand of communism "Democratic Socialism", but recent leaked videos indicate that his staff wants to bring back the Gulags for Trump voters. This has no doubt led to the rumors that Trump wants to give Alaska to the Russians by executive order. Those Siberian Gulags need some place cold, and the only other place would be Canada.

Bolshevik Bernie would be doing better if he had been able to arrange to have Shakira and Jennifer Lopez sing the Internationale at the NFL Superbowl halftime show. Even so, the DNC is trying to get rid of him - just like they did in 2016 when he won 22 state delegates before the Clinton swamp shut him down.


Elizabeth Warren

The grey beaver isn't doing too well these days, having failed at trying to prove she's more socialist than Bernie. When asked how she intends to pay for all her "socialism" she is short on answers but promises to put forth a "plan". At least Bernie admits that not only does he not know, but nobody else does either.


Andrew Yang

This smart chink seems that he might have some interesting ideas, but the MSM treats him as though he just got off of a plane from Wuhan.

One thing we know - he wants to give everyone a monthly check for $1,000, but these days that won't even cover monthly rent, taxes, food and utilities. If you save up for a year you might be able to buy a used 1998 Honda in need of a valve job.

There is a video out there of him dispensing canned desert topping into the open mouths of his kneeling acolytes - an idea he may have gotten from the pope.

Johny Joe Hold 02-06-2020 03:44 AM

Re: Buttigieg Win Means we Must Redouble Efforts Against Homerism
 
Excellent review, Brother Bryan, of the cast of characters Democrats are call their "candidates." If you went down to Skid Row and rounded up a paddy wagon full of nar-do-wells you would have the same crew.

"Preacher Pete" has some nerve to quote the Bible while practicing what the Bible calls an abomination. I can imagine him issuing a proclamation lauding anal sex.

With so much of our country being lead into sin I worried about this election. Can a man of honesty and integrity like Donald Trump still win the hearts of America?

Bjorn Jensen 02-06-2020 06:21 PM

Re: Buttigieg Win Means we Must Redouble Efforts Against Homerism
 
It makes me sick this sodomite Buttiboy was just outside our Godly Freehold :angry:

Are they sure he hasn't already raped the other Democrat candidates?

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 02-06-2020 07:05 PM

Re: Buttigieg Win Means we Must Redouble Efforts Against Homerism
 
Have they finished counting yet? My younger children were "caucusing" noisily yesterday, and today I set them the quieter task of vote-counting. We dyed the contents of a 25-pound sack of Garbanzo beans in eight different colors (using edible food dyes, to avoid wastage) and mixed them up. Then they set to work separating them out and counting. Within three hours the results were in and verified. (The red candidate won, of course.)

No "apps" were involved, and all my children are raised Republican, which obviously helped.

Cranky Old Man 02-06-2020 08:12 PM

Re: Buttigieg Win Means we Must Redouble Efforts Against Homerism
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bjorn Jensen (Post 1264106)
Are they sure he hasn't already raped the other Democrat candidates?

They get what they deserve.

Isaiah 3:11
Woe to the wicked! It will go badly with him, For what he deserves will be done to him.

Basilissa 02-06-2020 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey (Post 1264108)
Have they finished counting yet?

My sources tell me that they should be done by November. :thumbsup:

Cranky Old Man 02-06-2020 11:31 PM

Re: Buttigieg Win Means we Must Redouble Efforts Against Homerism
 
Buttigieg even stole #MAGA from The Donald! :fear2:


https://i.imgur.com/sPKBjMI.png

Johny Joe Hold 02-07-2020 01:43 AM

Re: Buttigieg Win Means we Must Redouble Efforts Against Homerism
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 1264122)
Buttigieg even stole #MAGA from The Donald! :fear2:

I'm hoping the President does not see this hat. He is burning with anger today over the impeachment. In his appearance at the President's Prayer Breakfast he railed at Pelosi and Mitt Romney. Later at an event celebrating the acquittal he railed some more.

Everyone is better off if he does not see the hat.

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/k5...92e0618ca7ace4


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