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Pastor Ezekiel 10-03-2009 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyKimmel (Post 406264)
HAHAHAHAHA.
your so funny.

Vegetarianism is not satanism, what are you, piffleing retarded?
It's eating healthy and saving another living creature at the same time.

That's not what the Holy Bible says, heathen. :rtfm:

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Matthew 25:35 For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:

Ezekiel Bathfire 10-03-2009 01:57 PM

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vegetarian [pron: vej-uh-ter-ian] adj. eater of fruits and grains and nuts; someone who eats no meat or fish or (often) any animal products. From the Algonquin begtu-rahhya – a poor hunter.

Oakland "Reb" Griner 10-04-2009 12:58 AM

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Another feline serving suggestion :

Pink Ambercotton 10-06-2009 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner (Post 406453)
Another feline serving suggestion :

Ugh, I lost my apetite.

I love meat, but I would never eat a pet animal. I prefer entrecôte or duck. :O

Meek and Humble 10-06-2009 08:06 PM

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Hippie.

MariaVanRooijen 10-06-2009 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyKimmel (Post 406264)
HAHAHAHAHA.
your so funny.

Vegetarianism is not satanism, what are you, piffleing retarded?
It's eating healthy and saving another living creature at the same time.

I'm sure that I'm going to get all sorts of infractions for my foul language, but I don't care. So let me just say that if any of you tried to harm either of my kitty cats, let's just say I would bash your piffleing skulls in with my dad's sledgehammer. Trust me, I helped my dad smash up all of the concrete and asphalt in our backyard with the sledgehammer; I can definitely shatter your skulls and scatter your brain matter all over the ground. Nobody piffles with my kitties :angry:

Nobar King 10-06-2009 09:43 PM

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You have a lot of anger issues. If I was your dad I wouldn't let you anywhere NEAR a sledgehammer.

Also, your death threats do not go unnoticed. I've forwarded your posts and your DoF file to the FBI to add to their information. They like to know who to investigate when there are unusual cases like sledgehammer murders.

MariaVanRooijen 10-06-2009 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Nobar King (Post 407778)
You have a lot of anger issues. If I was your dad I wouldn't let you anywhere NEAR a sledgehammer.

Also, your death threats do not go unnoticed. I've forwarded your posts and your DoF file to the FBI to add to their information. They like to know who to investigate when there are unusual cases like sledgehammer murders.

I only have anger issues when people talk about killing and eating cats and dogs. I love animals, and I won't stand around and watch while some religious whackos harm them.

YouAreAllSheep 10-18-2009 04:32 PM

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Wow, you call yourself a CHRISTIAN? Of ANY sort? How dare you judge other people, you should be very ashamed of yourself. You're nothing more than a self-righteous piece of judgemental crap, who is probably just a "Christian" to look down on others. Get your head out of your ass and realize there are other ways to life than being a carnivorous, desensitized white american male who should have been casterized a LONG time ago (but by your default, I can see you might not even be a male. Since you want to go ahead and demasulinate others, I'll go right ahead and call it as I see it-)
You're a little faerie, and if God said to take it in the ass, you would bend over and call him daddy.


ANYWAYS, YES! Actually! Since I'm sure you know nothing about Satanism, I will be glad to inform you that satanism does equal vegetarianism.
See, satanists are actually REALLY good people. We do not worship satan, and we do not make animal sacrifises.
INFACT, We see animals and children as PURE, and innocent and should not be harmed!
Irony, huh?

and to the absurd male who claimed he contacted the F.B.I, I'm sure that if you really did commit such an act, they got as good of a laugh out of that idiotic movement.

Rev. Jim Osborne 10-18-2009 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by YouAreAllSheep (Post 411944)
Wow, you call yourself a CHRISTIAN? Of ANY sort? How dare you judge other people, you should be very ashamed of yourself. You're nothing more than a self-righteous piece of judgemental crap, who is probably just a "Christian" to look down on others.

I find it amusing for someone who comes here yelling at us that we don't know anything about Satanism, to be guilty of the same crime himself. You don't know about Christianity, boy! Can you show us book/chapter/verse where it commands us not to judge?

That is the single biggest misunderstanding people have about Christianity because nowhere in the Bible is there a single commandment telling us not to judge others. On the other hand, there are several verses which give us license to judge others.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.


There. Now stop repeating that tired lie over and over. Now you know what the Bible really says about judging!

Lola Handcock 10-22-2009 01:23 PM

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The Good Lord in his infinite wisdom created all things.
He created cows,he created fire.The Lord gave man the brains to combine the two.Cause it sure don't get no better than a porterhouse cooked on a grill.If the Good Lord did not intend for man to eat meat ,why did he make it taste so darn good?


Matthew 4:4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Osambo 08 10-22-2009 08:05 PM

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Unlike vegetables, meat can carry diseases and give you food poisoning. It's like tangible AIDS.

greenpomaceous 10-22-2009 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Osambo 08 (Post 413619)
Unlike vegetables, meat can carry diseases and give you food poisoning. It's like tangible AIDS.

Not necessarily. If you live in the U.S., you can probably recall last year when they recalled peanuts and tomatoes because they were contaminated with e. coli and/or salmonella.

Benedict A. Davis 10-10-2010 12:31 PM

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Satan has offered Vegetables as an express ticket to hell. Any unnatural tool used for suicide is potentialy the Devils plaything.
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Pastor Ezekiel 10-05-2013 08:31 PM

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Glory!!! :yahoo:

ILoveAnimals 10-06-2013 08:35 PM

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Lettuce with onion, one of my favorite salads
http://www.restaurantegandarias.com/...1287560659.jpg

White rice with corn, peas and carrots, also called "spring rice"
http://recepedia-static.s3-website-u...pes/YVsV9x.jpg

Beans with onion and coriander or celery, a real delight
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3018/2...94d046f4_z.jpg

Mashed potatoes
http://193.47.76.62/eldebate/libreri...IdImg=65512942

Also, natural orange juice, healthy and full of vitamins
https://avapear.files.wordpress.com/...de-naranja.jpg

All those things are delicious and healthy, and give nutrients for a good diet and a longer life. Believe me, ask to a nutritionist and will tell you the same, is important for children, pregnant women, old people and sick people to have a good diet, free of too much salt, grease, sugar and another things we don't need that much. Grease is specially bad for people with weak hearts and can cause hypertension, and too much salt can cause high pressure problems

Basilissa 10-06-2013 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ILoveAnimals (Post 1032745)

>>> vegetable porn images <<<

All those things are delicious and healthy, and give nutrients for a good diet and a longer life. Believe me, ask to a nutritionist and will tell you the same, is important for children, pregnant women, old people and sick people to have a good diet, free of too much salt, grease, sugar and another things we don't need that much. Grease is specially bad for people with weak hearts and can cause hypertension, and too much salt can cause high pressure problems

You are such a darling. Of course herbs and veggies are good, for weak people:

Romans 14:2
For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.

ILoveAnimals 10-07-2013 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1032797)
You are such a darling. Of course herbs and veggies are good, for weak people:

Romans 14:2
For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.

You don't need to be weak to have a good diet, but if you eat only garbage and greases all day then you're going to be sick and weak. Meat is good but in proper amount, nothing in excess is good, you can get very ill if you don't eat properly and don't make exercise. And can you please explain me the vegetable porn images part? The only thing I posted was food, nothing more, or is that your way to discuss here?

Dr Laurence Niles 10-07-2013 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ILoveAnimals (Post 1032848)
You don't need to be weak to have a good diet, but if you eat only garbage and greases all day then you're going to be sick and weak. Meat is good but in proper amount, nothing in excess is good, you can get very ill if you don't eat properly and don't make exercise. And can you please explain me the vegetable porn images part? The only thing I posted was food, nothing more, or is that your way to discuss here?

This is very true. Every thing in moderation is a good way to live your life.

One only needs to look to celebrity culture to see how excess of debauchery, deviancy and debasement can turn a normal person into whey faced, untalented, paedophile spastic.

Just look at what became of evil Michael Jackson.

:nono:

lukasekman 10-07-2013 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Osambo 08 (Post 413619)
Unlike vegetables, meat can carry diseases and give you food poisoning. It's like tangible AIDS.

So called food poisoning is actually a good way to lose weight. Before the Big Pharma packaged fatigue and an upset stomach as a disease, we had no problem with obesity. Campylobacteriosis, Salmonella or whatever they are labeled are our friends, and I see fat women everyday who really need it. God hates fat people!


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