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Woooot wooooooooot

Choo-Chug-chug-a-lugga!

Add your Passengers Here!

These folks are going to HELL for being retarded.

"Look Ma! I can Drive!"
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"Look Ma! No Hands!"

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"Look Ma! I'm an Angel!"
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ALL ABOARD!

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Thumper says:

"Look Ma! I'm a hateful racist heretic bigot just like my father the devil! I think whites are the only race deserving to be alive, and I take God's Word out of context to try and justify these claims. Since I've said Jesus is my personal Lord and Savior, I can sin all I want and still go to heaven! My fiancee believes the same things, even though he will never actually marry me (if he did, he would have announced a date by now). But you know what, that's OK, because I'm Miss Perfect, and God's laws don't apply to me!"

I wish I was here to pepper spray, mace, AND taser you into accepting the truth!

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But you don't.....

Hey, I've got a game for you to try Officer: Let's see if you can open your mouth without condemning yourself to Hell.

Doesn't that sound like fun!

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Any deity who would send a person to hell for being born with a disability is not worthy of worship.

And I'd take eternity in hell with people who have Down's Syndrome over eternity in heaven with a sanctimoniuos bitch who has a glacier where her heart should be (that would be you) any day.

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Choo-Chug-a-lugga

Add Another Passenger (Caution: WIDE LOAD)

Dances with Joy

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So is that pic you BEFORE liposuction?

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What!?! You know that is your very own personal picture. So, you are a GODLESS sow.

NEXT PASSENGER!!!

Offcr Martin
Here is your ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL!!!:devil:

Wuuuuooot Wooooot

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Since when are tards a race?

"Since I go into a booth in church so that Fr. Badtouch can feel me up while giving me the Sacrament of Penance, I can sin all I want and still go to heaven!" I'll bet you miss the Inquisition.

Actually, God is showing His love — that is, His love for us, His elect.

Romans 9:19-24: Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed [it], Why hast thou made me thus? Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?

Praise His holy name!

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I cannot tell those retards apart from Hitoshi.

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Sorry, Thumps, but that isn't me.

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I can't help noticing that you didn't deny the part about being a wide load.

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5'4" tall, 120 lbs.

Happy now?

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Cough, cough. Yeah riiiight.

We obtained your pic from the DOF. It does not lie, Wide Load.

That's ok, Satan has provided you with TWO seats on HELL Train. One for each cheek.

GLORY!

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Your DoF is either incompetent or doesn't exist - otherwise, you would have accurate information.

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Let's keep this train moving, Sister. We need to get the word out so those people can realize the direction they are heading in, change their ways, and find Jesus.

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What sort of twisted god do you worship that would send children to hell?

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Thanks for getting this "Back on Track" Brother Remy!!!:thumbsup:

(she always tries to dull down threads and make them all about her)
***yawn***

Choo-Chug-a-Lugga

All ABOARD!

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What silly questions you ask. We worship the Living and True God, not some false god that looks like a tick with a human head. God has provided one way, and one way only, for salvation:

John 3:16-18: For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Note that there's no hippy liberal nonsense about children who are too young to believe.

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It's near enough, it'll do.

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Ask Ofc Martin what happened to unbaptized children according to his dogma.

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I don't worship his god either.

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If that's what you're into, go ahead and, er... amuse yourself.

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Blast from the past!

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I hesitate to point out the obvious, but...


This is going to be a long thread....Praise Jesus!! :thumbsup:

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^ All the above, minus the doctored Papa Ben image, are STUPID!

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That's why the stupid Islamic terrorists send children out as suicide bombers. They think they get more lenient treatment if they're minors.

You think those children go to heaven?

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Well, Jesus certainly has no problem ripping them to shreds or giving them over to victorious troops as bed warmers here on earth so I see no reason he would spare them in the Hereafter.

"And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them." - 2 Kings 2:23-24

"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." - Pslams 137:9

"Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves." - Numbers 31:17-18

"And we took all his cities at that time, and utterly destroyed the men, and the women, and the little ones, of every city, we left none to remain" - Deuteronomy 2:34

"For I will pass through the land of Egypt this night, and will smite all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man and beast; and against all the gods of Egypt I will execute judgment: I am the LORD." - Exodus 12:12-

"If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear." - Deuteronomy 21:18-21

Children do not get special treatment. We True Christians and God believe in relative equality; something a racist Nazi zealot like you wouldn't appreciate.

Now, for the train... CHOO CHOOOOOO!!!!!

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STOP THE TRAIN! We've got a hitchhiker!

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All aboard!

Woooooo!!!! Kedegedeng kedegedeng.

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So all the above images are stupid, but the photo of Eggs Benedict looking as though he's possessed and has severe eczema (or perhaps reacted to a sunlight exposure the way Bother Lindh claims to) is NOT stupid.

Gotcha. :thumbsup:

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ALL ABOARD!!!! CHOOO CHOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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CHUGA LUGGA CHUGA LUGGA CHOO CHOOOOOO!!!!!

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Okay, why do you say Lincoln is on the train?

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More Passengers!!! CHOOO CHOOOOO!!!!

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If you were a Christian and ever took the time to read the Bible you would know.

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I think I can, I think I can, woot!

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Is there any space left?

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Can you say atheist..

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Sad to say my backslidden Babtist man...:sorry:

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Why is there an octopus on the train? Is it a forbidden food or something?

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Is not the octopus, is what the girls do with the octopus :bad: