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Freddy Osborne 07-26-2014 05:01 AM

Important Investment Information
Hello, my Brothers and Sisters in Christ! Many of you know me as a follower of Jesus, a devout family man, and a lover of all things in accordance of God's Will.

As many of you know as of late, the Supreme Court finally opened their hearts to the Holy Spirit and recognized the religious rights of corporations.

I know, I know...

You are probably saying to yourself, "Praise Jesus!!! But besides spitting in the face of Obamacare, what's the big deal?"

In the meantime, major lobbying groups like The National Illegal Immigration Boycott Coalition (NIIBC) and The Federation for American Immigration Reform (FAIR) will undoubtedly and inevitably remove the illegally imported socialist workforce that Obama has been feverishly importing.

"Okay now what, Brother Fred?"

Now I'm no Free Market Fred but I have seen the writing on the wall. There is an opportunity coming of EPIC proportions.

Exercising a particular startup company's religious beliefs; Still Waters Irrigated Plantation Engineering (SWIPE) is currently in negotiations to assume stewardship of some of these 50- to 60k illegals as outlined in Leviticus 25:44:

"Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids."

In other words, lawfully assuming ownership of these unwanted feral children will enable restructuring of labor costs which will be practically non existent after the initial investment of adoption and training.

SWIPE will be an investment the likes this country has not seen for 150 years! Competition will be crushed! The landscaping, agricultural and ditch digging industries will transform before our very eyes!

Per prior confirmation of the Supreme Court, I would also like to add that health benefits such as sex pills of any kind will not be provided to the young women, and when necessary they will be relegated to same sex produce picking as The Lord commands in Leviticus 15:19:
"And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even."

However, it will be mandatory that all men shall be circumcised in accordance with Genesis 17:14:
"And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken my covenant."

This is where I am pleased to offer all Landover forum members a chance to invest in SWIPE - a privately held company with a business model proven prior to the War for States' Rights and in accordance with the Lord's principles.

Please PM any inquiries immediately as I am not sure how long the SWIPE Board of Directors will exclude this offering from the general public!

Yours in Christ,


* All female forum members should ask their husband's permission and guidance before entertaining any business venture.

** All Landover Pastors and Senior Staff eligible for The Clergy Exemption Package.

Thank God I'm White 07-28-2014 10:36 AM

Re: Important Investment Information
Praise the Lord and sign me up!! Does this mean we just may see the reestablishment of biblical ordained ownership of the "lower level" humans? And if I invest in SWIPE will have a couple of those brownies in my home to work as domestic servants? Hallelujah if that's the case!!! Titus 2:9 " Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again"

Being unallowed by our secular controlled government to practice EVERY commandment in the Bible is truly a wrong real Christians must work to change. Not allowing a certain class of people to enjoy the bonds of slavery deprives them of salvation as well. God wants masters and he wants slaves. It's in the Bible!!

Freddy Osborne 07-28-2014 08:45 PM

Re: Important Investment Information
Of course, TGIW. It would be my pleasure to include you in this opportunity. Although, I warn you that keeping these folks productive will require keeping them locked up and away from those hash houses that are so popular in Seattle.

The last thing you want is for them to ruin your property value by laying around doped up all day on the front porch.

Emm... Speaking of property value. Have you considered a reverse mortgage in order to maximize your investment? I have a friend that can help with that if needed.

I would hate for you to miss out when SWIPE goes public. :thumbsup:

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