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Isabella White 05-07-2021 01:22 PM

Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!
 
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May the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: be with you, on your blessed birthday, dear Sister Basilissa, as you become another year closer to your eternal, heavenly mansion!

Elmer G. White 05-07-2021 02:33 PM

Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!
 
Dearest sister, your mind is acute and sophisticated but please, abandon it and start begetting in a Godly, marital manner!

https://i.postimg.cc/W3CjtPqz/unnamed.gif

1 Timothy 2:15
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

Mary Etheldreda 05-07-2021 04:47 PM

Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!
 
I shall say a special birthday prayer to Jesus in your honor today, Dear Sister in Christ. It's the least I could do.

^_^

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 05-07-2021 06:56 PM

Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!
 
On this your special day let's sing praise to the boy Jesus.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...EGaGg&usqp=CAU

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 05-07-2021 08:02 PM

Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!
 
Oh, warmest birthday wishes, Sister! But I would like to reiterate Professor Brother Dr. White's advice. Bear in mind that you aren't getting any younger.

With fondest sisterly love,
Joanna

Elmer G. White 05-08-2021 02:01 AM

Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!
 
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey (Post 1284265)
Oh, warmest birthday wishes, Sister! But I would like to reiterate Professor Brother Dr. White's advice. Bear in mind that you aren't getting any younger.

With fondest sisterly love,
Joanna

Verily, sister, I am not the one who likes gossip and do not spend my time in idle ladylike conversation about womanly thingies but I'm just asking where that Enrique fellow is? The one with the very handsome moustache and economical stability. I am just worried that he might be persecuted in his cesspithole country for courting an intelligent woman whose main obsession is not to obtain more high heels and who does not speak broken Vulgar Latin and paint her lips in the color that would be more suitable for the lanterns of the mighty Reperbahn. :(

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

Phil Ander 05-08-2021 02:19 PM

Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!
 
Yes dear Sister,

Happy birthday, but one less year of fecundity. I pray that you and Enrique become married before too long and start the Soldier for Christ production line.


Phil

Brother Gonzalez 05-08-2021 04:34 PM

Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!
 
Happy belated Birthday Sister. Sorry for being late. Too much work here at the border trying to keep the remains of the wall from the filthy demoncrats trying to tear it down to the ground.

Anyway, how was your day?

handmaiden 05-08-2021 04:49 PM

Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!
 
Dearest Sister in the Lord, I do hope that you had a blessed birthday.

Remember that Jesus is watching over you at all times.


https://i.imgur.com/ma6phQk.jpg


And I mean At ALL Times.

MitzaLizalor 05-16-2021 11:05 PM

Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!
 
Birthday greetings!

Remember: temperance in all things (cakes are permissible, however)

https://i.imgur.com/Tkuy5Wp.png

Rev'd Gomm's advice remains sound, his is a timeless wisdom

https://i.imgur.com/3glb4sM.png

All the best for the coming year,

In Him

ucudogemgesu 07-07-2021 08:00 AM

Associated override I am accuse
 
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Joanna Lytton-Vasey 07-07-2021 07:19 PM

Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!
 
It is two months today since Sister Basilissa's birthday and personally I think it is quite thoughtless, even unkind, to keep reminding her of her age. :thumbdown:

Ezekiel Bathfire 07-08-2021 11:42 PM

Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!
 
As the years pass and you shed the distracting attractiveness of transient youth, I'm sure you will move closer, in spirit, to Our Lord.



A Happy Birthday Sister Basilissa.

Unfalsifiable 07-11-2021 02:31 PM

Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!
 
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Basilissa 07-11-2021 10:56 PM

Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!
 
:badmood: It looks like some people have trouble understanding the difference between 05.07 and 07.05. My birthday was on May 7 not July 5. Take a note for the next year (assuming no Rapture). My favorite flowers are floripondio (Datura sanguinea).

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 07-12-2021 09:46 PM

Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!
 
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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1286832)
:badmood: It looks like some people have trouble understanding the difference between 05.07 and 07.05. My birthday was on May 7 not July 5. Take a note for the next year (assuming no Rapture). My favorite flowers are floripondio (Datura sanguinea).

Don't make Him have to come over there and take care of it.

handmaiden 07-13-2021 12:48 AM

Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!
 
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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1286832)
:badmood: It looks like some people have trouble understanding the difference between 05.07 and 07.05. My birthday was on May 7 not July 5. Take a note for the next year (assuming no Rapture). My favorite flowers are floripondio (Datura sanguinea).

Perhaps some of the folks making this mistake are European. I understand they write their dates out differently. May 7th becomes the Fifth of July with these people. :wacko:

And this confusion confirms all the more that America needs to be in charge of everything--assuming that True Christians™ will be in charge of America. :landover:

HowardPaila 07-24-2021 10:38 PM

Why do you people think your going to go to heaven.? You all act like a bunch of dumb [*** UNSAVORY, DISGUSTING LANGUAGE REMOVED BY POLITE MODERATOR ***] and the world knows you donot now what your talking about. Show me where your buybull says Jesus is real. Im waiting.

Isabella White 07-24-2021 11:15 PM

Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!
 
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Originally Posted by HowardPaila (Post 1287280)
Why do you people think your going to go to heaven.? You all act like a bunch of dumb [*** UNSAVORY, DISGUSTING LANGUAGE REMOVED BY POLITE MODERATOR ***] and the world knows you donot now what your talking about. Show me where your buybull says Jesus is real. Im waiting.

Goodness, gracious, Miss Howardpaila; you do seem to be perturbed about something. We could supply you with countless references to the :kjv1611:, to show you that the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: is, indeed, very real. However, one of the best ways for you to learn for yourself, is to open the :kjv1611: and to start reading. Now, I have no doubt that you are not in possession of this blessed Book; however, I am more than happy to provide you with a link to an online, free resource:

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/

There, you will find such wondrous assurances as this:

John 3:16 " For :god-fancy: so loved the world, that he gave :his: only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in :him-fancy: should not perish, but have everlasting life."

Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of :god-fancy: is eternal life through :jesus-fancy: :christ-fancy: our :lord-fancy:."

It is my prayer that you will seek the :lord-fancy: today.

:kjv1611-read:

James Hutchins 07-24-2021 11:27 PM

Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!
 
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Originally Posted by HowardPaila (Post 1287280)
Why do you people think your going to go to heaven.? You all act like a bunch of dumb [*** UNSAVORY, DISGUSTING LANGUAGE REMOVED BY POLITE MODERATOR ***] and the world knows you donot now what your talking about. Show me where your buybull says Jesus is real. Im waiting.

Howie, who do you think backed having the Bible created (not those joos :joo: The Berstein Bears)? Who gave you the gift of Free Will? Not Salvador Dali. God did, with all His magnificent, selfless grace.


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