I can't help but want Jesus inside of me. 😳
Hello church elders. I am looking for guidance. Recently I have asked my father about what I should do after high school and he said to be a good wife. I already know how to cook, clean, and read The Bible. I've said my prayers before every bedtime for as long as I can remember. I still feel as though I am missing something in my life. As someone who is nearing womanhood (I am 17) I fear that when I turn 18 I will be preyed upon by satanic temptation. I am still pure and intend to stay this way for my future husband whoever that may be. Can you maybe help me figure out what it is I am missing? I relish knowing Jesus is inside of me but I want MORE. I want him to fill me to the brim with his wisdom and guidance. I want to give my body and soul to Jesus so he can do whatever he wants to with me.
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Have you considered reading the Bible on a waterproof e-book reader? That way, you could read it while taking a cold shower.
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Mister Faith Machine, it's funny you say that because my Pa said that to me when I was screaming praise of Jesus in my bedroom (which I keep locked as it's private prayer time between the Lord and I). We don't have hot showers in my house as my father forbids them (something about how hot showers promote satanic temptation). Where may I go to get a waterproof KJV Bible? I'm definitely interested!
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Your father allows you to have a lock on your bedroom door? Hmmm...
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P.S.: I am not getting into another pissing match with you, dear, I feel it would be unbecoming for a True Christian™ lady to engage in such an activity with a commie unsaved trash like you. |
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Sister Bassilissa, sometimes I forget you are a woman, and as such, you fail to see the point when you are focused on fighting the Unsaved Trash.
"Brother" Thomas has made a terrific advance by recognizing the women as property of the husband! PRAISE THE LORD! ALELUYA! |
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Mister Thomas, I have to interject. My topic discussion may have veered quite a bit off course and I have to take a break from Bible Study to remind you that Miss Basilissa is a True Christian™ and to accuse her of being anything less is a grave sin I fear. I don't have the title of True Christian™ but I know my place in the hierarchy in these forums. I'll pray for your soul as I believe that accusing True Christian™ People of being anything less is a slippery slope sir.
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I see a spark in you, wanting to be a True Christian. I guess you will have to re-read the Bible again. Once more. But I can recognize potential when I see it. |
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Matthew 6:15 - But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses. Quote:
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Proverbs 25:14 Whoso boasteth himself of a false gift [is like] clouds and wind without rain. |
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_____________________ Brother Gonzalez, Writing is a form of "speaking," and as long as the lesser vessel woman does not show her writings to the superior man in church, then I am sure Jesus would agree that she is not speaking in church! In the name of the hung Savior, Brother D. Thomas ___________________ |
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You're father was a genius, Cranky Old Man. Without doors, why, there's nothing for Jesus that needs knocking on. Saves our Saviour so much hassle! :lol:
Truly a home without doors, brings in the ... (Oh, I forgot how this saying goes... anyone know?) |
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