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handmaiden 08-24-2020 03:33 PM

Does anyone know what "Logorrhea" is?
 
I came across this word used in a description of Donald Trump. At first, I thought that it must be good, because Jesus has been called the Logos, right?

But I was worried because the last part of the word sounds like that pooping disease. Unfortunately, I am always wary about looking up words online because there is no certified Christian dictionary.


So, I spent some time in prayer and went online. Well, the definition of "logorrhea" includes the word, "loquacity". Now, I am wondering if there is a place somewhere named "Loqua City". It doesn't sound like a nice place. It sounds foreign and dirty.


Anyway, I really could use some guidance from my True Christian™ Brothers in this matter. I suspicious about the original word and where it would lead if I looked it up and I was right. The problem is, how can I effectively defend President Trump if I don't know the words being used to describe him?


Please help me to gird my loins and gather my arrows and improve my aim when it comes to serving Our Lord by supporting Our Dear President.

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 08-24-2020 03:57 PM

Re: Does anyone know what "Logorrhea" is?
 
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Originally Posted by handmaiden (Post 1272930)
I came across this word used in a description of Donald Trump. At first, I thought that it must be good, because Jesus has been called the Logos, right?

But I was worried because the last part of the word sounds like that pooping disease. Unfortunately, I am always wary about looking up words online because there is no certified Christian dictionary.

Well, logos = word and a rhea is an ostrich-y sort of South American bird. But "word-bird" makes absolutely no sense, unless they're comparing the President to some sort of talking bird. And that makes even less sense because in that case why not say logomynah? I don't believe the rhea is noted for its conversational skills.

I hope someone comes up with a satisfactory answer, because this is the sort of question that niggles away at me and causes me to lose focus on my prayers.

Isabella White 09-24-2020 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by DumboniBaDoomed (Post 1273947)
It thought it was the diarrhea of logo design. We in Denmark strive for the minimalist to purify the essence of design.

And, perhaps in future, dear Miss Dumboni, you could also strive for the minimalist to purify your postings of such distasteful, descriptive details!

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 09-24-2020 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Isabella White (Post 1273953)
And, perhaps in future, dear Miss Dumboni, you could also strive for the minimalist to purify your postings of such distasteful, descriptive details!

Quite, Mrs. White. The picture of a clown on a seatless bicylcle followed up by one of the seat post up the clown's anus were quite barf-inducing. Maybe my eyesight is going.

Mary Etheldreda 09-24-2020 06:16 PM

Re: Does anyone know what "Logorrhea" is?
 
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Originally Posted by handmaiden (Post 1272930)
I came across this word used in a description of Donald Trump. At first, I thought that it must be good, because Jesus has been called the Logos, right?

But I was worried because the last part of the word sounds like that pooping disease.

Fear not, dear sister! This is Good News indeed! Once again, the LORD has turned what looks like defeat into VICTORY! You see, the ancient Greeks, who lacked faith in Jesus and therefore moral compass, and who were mostly homosexuals obsessed with wrestling and other homoerotic activities, were therefore literally childlike in their understanding of the world. Without the moral repulsion of such anal activities naturally found within the regenerated soul, Hippocrates described the digestive affliction to which you are referring as simply and innocently "flowing through." We can take this to mean the Holy Spirit "Flows Through" our dear and Spirit-Led President! He spews forth the Word of Righteousness, if you will, and no one can deny it, not even the Spiritually Walking Zombies who call themselves liberals!

Jesus has the last laugh this time and forever (Psalm 2:4)!

Glory!!!

Adam Fag 09-27-2020 09:53 AM

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If it flows through, where does it come in from?

Basilissa 09-27-2020 04:36 PM

Re: Does anyone know what "Logorrhea" is?
 
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Originally Posted by Adam Fag (Post 1274068)
If it flows through, where does it come in from?

Directly from the Holy Spirit, duh!

2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

MitzaLizalor 10-08-2020 12:20 PM

Re: Does anyone know what "Logorrhea" is?
 
Psalm 2:1 Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1273979)
You see, the ancient Greeks, who lacked faith in Jesus ... were therefore literally childlike in their understanding of the world.

Worse than that, they made up infernal nonsense to describe the world and then constructed models couching the world in just those terms. Talk about circular reasoning! At least infants just make things up and then make something else up, then go to sleep. They don't establish "universities" based on their fairy tales or exclude alternative fancies. The Truth was so alien for Greeks that quite soon their academies fizzed out, particularly when Christ's explanation of the world He made was taken on board. Satan had to wait for centuries.

One day their doodlings were discovered, scraped off as they had been from parchment needed for prayers, still readable under the right lights and the crazy took off once more. Since then more academies have been built, more theories (actually the same theories) developed, nowhere did they keep a place for Jesus and the results are all around us. The heathens rage every time He's included in education or offered as an explanation for anything and everyone they've taught follows the vain thing, the same vanity strong in Athens and Alexandria, but does anyone ask what happened there? Why are they not strong now?

Because they rejected Jesus.


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