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MitzaLizalor 10-22-2022 10:32 AM

Caption contest #65.7
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1303881)
CURSE may be reactionary, but they are the most cosmopolitan people to have every lived. Even the most isolated and untouched village in the most obscure mountainside has been socially-engineered by CURSE. Every time something bad happens in China, Japan, Thailand, or Korea it's the legacy of white colonialism, which is impressive because none of those countries were ever colonized by white people. Except in secret, I assume.

Now that's what I call countersocial engineering!

I wasn't sure what I was looking at at first but now see it's two pictures, one of the cliff face presumably viewed from a helicopter (because if not, the girls would follow the photographer) but more importantly, why not build the school in the village? Or move the village? And another picture looking down the rope ladder. There seems to be very selective provision of technology. Synthetics requiring gigantic oil refineries for the backpacks and cameras requiring [various, depending on the type of camera -ed.]

..anyway, a time expired helicopter requiring basic attention to its frame and servicing its simple engine——we're not talking luxury machines here——would cost less than a single humanitarian mission and they can't be too difficult to fly. And even if it were, I'm pretty sure that girl at the top of the rope ladder would be first in line to master the device. I'd give her a week. Anything would be better than that ladder. Are they going up or down?

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 10-22-2022 01:37 PM

Re: The "Problem of Evil" is powerless against True Christians, but DESTROYS liberals!
 
Western schoolchildren: "WHERE'S MY ESCALATOR?!? MAKING ME CLIMB STAIRS IS A VIOLATION OF MY FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS! WE'RE HAVING A STUDENT STRIKE! THREE WORD CHANT! THREE WORD CHANT! THREE WORD CHANT!!!!"

Chinese schoolchildren:

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img...x/674123_1.jpg

Sally Paulson 10-22-2022 01:46 PM

Re: Caption contest #65.7
 
Can't wait to hear the stories they'll tell their grandchildren.

Related:


https://i.redd.it/ekqlbg3w7uj31.jpg

MitzaLizalor 10-22-2022 03:18 PM

Re: The "Problem of Evil" is powerless against True Christians, but DESTROYS liberals!
 
Western schoolchildren: THREE WORD CHANT! THREE WORD CHANT! THREE WORD CHANT!!!!
Chinese schoolchildren: DISESTABLISH IMPERIALIST HEGEMONY! DISESTABLISH IMPERIALIST HEGEMONY! DISESTABLISH IMPERIALIST HEGEMONY!

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 10-22-2022 03:56 PM

Re: Caption contest #65.7
 
I've noticed things are always kids' fault. When I grew up, we learned our times tables in silence, walked to school both ways uphill and never complained. Kids nowadays don't know we did all that for them.


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