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Daisy Mae Johnson 12-04-2008 08:24 PM

WARNING: Santa is a CHILD MOLESTER!!!!
 
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I have pictorial PROOF that Santa is a pederfile who is going to HELL!! In all the pictures I have studied his hands are always in the child's no no area!

That little SLUT sitting on his lap and enjoying herself is going to HELL too! Just look at the smirk on her face. Satan is gunna loooooove her.

Happy Holidays :devil:

Daisy Mae Johnson 12-04-2008 08:26 PM

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Look at THIS Santa sneaking his hand down this child's pants right in front of the camera...:o:angry:

And here some people thought he was just a jolly old soul.

He is a perverted old soul is what he is!!!!!!!!!!

Daisy Mae Johnson 12-04-2008 09:13 PM

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Here is Santa attempting to take the shirt of this poor boy before he attempts to have buttseks with him. :fear2:

JennyD 12-04-2008 09:23 PM

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Here, Santa restrains one girl while his Lezbean cohort strips the next abuse victim down.

http://www.babble.com/CS/photos/babb...7/318x480.aspx

I'd be horrified too, if that "Jolly old elf" were sneaking up on ME!!

http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images...not-happy-.jpg

An unwelcome cameraman slipped into Santa's "confessional" just as he was getting down to business, possibly allowing this long-haired future homersexual boy a chance to flee. "Run to Jesus, Timmy! Tell that mean ol' Santa you don't want his candy cane!"

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/s...ors375x500.JPG

Daisy Mae Johnson 12-05-2008 03:42 PM

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More proof.

WARNING: Ladies you may want to avert your eyes. (I posted this whith my eyes closed)

SUV 12-05-2008 03:47 PM

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He needs to wear his glasses at all times, too. Here, he has mistaken a neegroe midget for a Child. Who looks so festive, he has probably mistaken him for a potential 'gay' lover as well:

http://ts2.images.live.com/images/th...geQuality=Full

H. Montague Worthington 12-05-2008 04:55 PM

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Disgusting.

I'm starting to think this Santa Claus character is a plant-- created, paid and directed by the papists to infiltrate Christmas and bring it down from the inside by connecting Jesus' birthday to pedophilia.

Note how this eurotrash Santa Claus evidently borrowed a hat from the pope... probably as they were cataloging gigabite after gigabite of nude child photos.

http://www.stnicholascenter.org/stni...olas-swiss.jpg

Eugene Hackwith 12-05-2008 06:41 PM

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Those poor children. They look terrified! :(

I guess I would be terrified too, if my parents sat me on a pervert's lap and weren't teaching me the TRUE meaning of Christmas.

Meek and Humble 12-11-2008 01:06 AM

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Don't be fooled Christian parents. It is no mere coincidence that Santa and Satan are so alike!

Osambo 08 12-11-2008 01:44 AM

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Does Santa Claus remind you of someone? :angry:

http://dev.null.org/scrapbook/2005/0616_jackson.jpg

Pastor Al E Pistle 12-11-2008 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde (Post 269589)
More proof.

WARNING: Ladies you may want to avert your eyes. (I posted this with my eyes closed)

No need to avert your eyes. That's just Nobar King' Christmas card. We all got one.

JennyD 12-11-2008 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle (Post 271742)
No need to avert your eyes. That's just Nobar King' Christmas card. We all got one.

Yes, and on the back side it shows your present, a new, leather-bound KJV1611.

At least, that's what I got. (I was relieved that mine was wrapped in plastic, to be honest.)

SUV 12-11-2008 01:29 PM

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http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3...geQuality=Full

So True© Brother Osambo. Do YOU have one or are you simply content with "a good fittin' pair of shoes and a warm place to....." Nevermind.

And speaking of jobs: Brother V should let us know any day now if Job ever, in fact, got one :)

Osambo 08 12-12-2008 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SUV (Post 271839)
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3...geQuality=Full

So True© Brother Osambo. Do YOU have one or are you simply content with "a good fittin' pair of shoes and a warm place to....." Nevermind.

And speaking of jobs: Brother V should let us know any day now if Job ever, in fact, got one :)

No, I do not, Mrs. SUV, but it's on my signature since nigras like me have small attention span and memory lapses. I need to find one before I become like this ferocious ape.

http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/...ktop50cent.jpg

This wild fornicator has the gall to wear a cross!!! :angry::angry:.

TC Patriot 12-13-2008 06:18 AM

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http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...SatanClaus.jpg
You better not squawk
You better not squirm
The dirty old man is holding you firm
Satan Claus is going to town

Hate333 12-14-2008 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde (Post 269170)
I have pictorial PROOF that Santa is a pederfile who is going to HELL!! In all the pictures I have studied his hands are always in the child's no no area!

That little SLUT sitting on his lap and enjoying herself is going to HELL too! Just look at the smirk on her face. Satan is gunna loooooove her.

Happy Holidays :devil:

Oh my God!
You are sick.
You slag off Catholic priests for being paedophiles,(correct spelling you uneducated imbecile) and you have just turned an innocent picture into a sexual one.
Pervert!!!
God is so pissed with you now.
You should repent or look forward to eternity in HELL

SUV 12-14-2008 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Hecate333 (Post 272855)
Oh my God!
You are sick.
You slag off Catholic priests for being paedophiles,(correct spelling you uneducated imbecile) and you have just turned an innocent picture into a sexual one.
Pervert!!!
God is so pissed with you now.
You should repent or look forward to eternity in HELL

Right, said Fred.

Hate333 12-14-2008 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde (Post 269589)
More proof.

WARNING: Ladies you may want to avert your eyes. (I posted this whith my eyes closed)

You obviously looked at it to post it. A secret fetish maybe. By the way you look like a porn whore. Everything you write about has to do with sex...??????????

Daisy Mae Johnson 12-14-2008 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Hate333 (Post 272857)
You obviously looked at it to post it. A secret fetish maybe. By the way you look like a porn whore. Everything you write about has to do with sex...??????????


Why you little BASTARD! I hope you know you are going to ROT IN HELL FOREVER for talking to ME (one of GOD'S Favorites) like that!

Santa/Satan is going to have fun butt raping you over and over for all eternity!!!

:lol::santa::devil:

Happy Holidays :taunt:

Hate333 12-14-2008 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde (Post 272920)
Why you little BASTARD! I hope you know you are going to ROT IN HELL FOREVER for talking to ME (one of GOD'S Favorites) like that!

Santa/Satan is going to have fun butt raping you over and over for all eternity!!!

:lol::santa::devil:

Happy Holidays :taunt:

There you go again with your sexual comments. By the way I am female.
Lets see who rots in hell, bets are its YOU


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