Power Rangers low ratings are a punishment from God
 

Greetings Landover Baptist Church members.

I've recently noticed something that few people noticed: no one watches anymore the Power Rangers since their debut. This means that God intervention is here once again to stop the heathen pop culture. Allelujah! Now i'll explain better the argument.


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First, let me introduce Haim Saban. This Jewish billionaire was born in the heathen Egypt and he is known as the creator of the Power Rangers. The photo can already tell you the political ideology of the show: Clinton's propaganda. In fact, Mr. Saban admitted more than once that he sent more money to the Clinton Foundation than George Soros. I guess that all of these money came from the show and the toys it produced.


Now, let's move to the show itself. Altough there are many series with many satanic themes (such as astronauts, pyramids, ninjas, samurais, enviromentalism, wicca, time travel, ecc.) we'll focus only on the one series that actually had ratings: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. As the title suggests, it promotes drug to children. :fear2:


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The story is basically this: a wicked witch (no, its not Hillary or Merkel) from space and her monsters are released from a magic trash can and decide to destroy the Earth. A fliying head stuck in a tube asks, with a hip-hopping robot as an assistant, recruits a group of teenagers (why does he need underage people? :fear2:) to combat the witch's minions with spandex outfits, martial arts, plastic weapons, and Transformers-like robots. Of course, all of this is pure propaganda in order to brainwash your kids and make them become violent martial artists that costantly buy cheap plastic.
Now, the rangers, as i examined them, are:

• Red Ranger: A martial artist that is somehow the leader of the group and his purpose is to turn your girls into whores.
• Black Ranger: An hip-hop and rap loving Ham descendant.
• Yellow Ranger: A chinese feminazi that transforms into a male when she wears spandex.
• Blue Ranger: A nerdy guy whose actor is a proud sodomite.
• Pink Ranger: A whorish young lady that serves no purpose other than the damsel in distress.
• Green Ranger: A sixth member that costantly stays and leaves, yet he is somehow considered the "coolest".

Other characters includes the already mentioned bald head in a tube that has a robot as an assistant and a cheap rip-off of Stanlio and Olio that are supposed to be the "comical relief" yet they are not comical at all. The villain is the witch that lives in a palace in the Moon and with her staff makes her monsters grow and is helped by a monkey in gold, a blue ogre and a tall vampire (probably both gays) and a furry that creates monsters from dirt (is this a mockery to the Creation of Man?) At some point in the series, a slutty lady that transforms into a scorpion comes to aid the witch.



The series follow the same pattern in every single episode, so don't bother watching any of them:

1. The Rangers are doing something (of course it's never such as going to Church or pray of our Lord and Saviour)
2. The two comic reliefs comes out and get humiliated
3. The witch plans something that of course will never have success and she decides to sent her Krabby Patties or wathever they're called.
4. The Rangers fight the foot soldiers with their martial arts.
5. Then the go visit the head-in-a-tube to get a mission.
6. The witch sends a new monster (aka someone in a cheap Halloween costume) to cause trouble
7. The Rangers transforms, defeats the monster, but the witch enlarges it.
8. The Rangers calls their robotic dinosaurs (that somehow includes a cat and an elephant, but this is atheist mythology so i don't ask) and combines them into something bigger.
9. After 30 seconds of fighting the monster explodes, the witch gets an headache and the Rangers returns to their activites.

Of course, in order to fool people into thinking that the series is not repetitive, Mr. Saban chose to change the plot in every episode, while adding some "morals" (not Christian ones) at the end. Thankfully, God made people realize in later years that the Power Rangers were not worthy, and the ratings went down to the bottom. Saban sold the Power Rangers to Disney, hoping they would make it popular again, but thankfully they never cared. So he bought it back, only to lower even more the ratings, to the point that he was forced to sell them to the ungodly Hasbro (the toy company that sells kids Trans-formers and My Little Pony) and shut down his own company.



But it does not ends there. Mr. Saban was able to fool people into thinking that all the materials and other suffs were made by him. This untill Internet was introduced and everyone discovered that he shameless plagiarized japanese TV Shows in order to make all the money that he donated the Clintons. Shame on you Mr. Saban, have you forgotten that "You must not steal?":nono:.


Anyway, the name of the series is called Super Hentai (Of course is made in a land of perverts) and is barely different from Saban's version. However, thanks to Wikedpedia, we can know more about the season that was plagiarized. As i've read on the page, the Rangers here are warriors that lived in a civilization in the age of dinosaurs (aka Evilutionist nonsense) that worship their robotic dinosaurs as Gods (wait, i though the japanese were to busy worshipping their emperor) and with their help they fight an evil witch that sold her soul to Satan. :angry: This is pure blasphemy! It should be the Christ-worshipping clergy, that was chosen by him to fight heatens, being protagonists, not some robot-worshipping warriors that came from an age that never happened. The series has a sister series named Masked Rider, but i refuse to even look at what other abominations it promotes.


Thankfully, God is not merciful with the sinners from both franchises, as he keeps sending them in Hell were no spandex outfits or robots will save them. However, Mr. Saban, if you are reading this it might be that the Lord wants to give you a chance of getting saved. All you have to do is repenting from killing Christ, stealing other people's works, selling cheap plastic to the kids and being a Clinton's supporter. I suggest you to start by sending all your money to the IOR Bank and start your journey of repentance.


Buona serata, Padre Rovagnati.

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What a dreadful turn-out this is! Where do they get their ideas? The thumbnails were easier to ignore than the larger sized graphics you included – my friend wants to know why they're wearing iridescent gimp masks? Apparently you'd know what that was. I must say though whether it's a workplace accident in the local waxworks or zentai-suited rendezvous in dubious shrubberies, your comment as to prayer intrigues me.

Jesus is Lord of all and He explained about prayer, specifically not mentioning intermediaries or requirements to be in a Church. Could one pray in a shinto tent? Probably, assuming one's prayer was not addressed to the idol. For instance, were I to be called to retrieve a family member from an idol my response would be immediate. The Bible mentions prayer in the presence of idols, Zechariah is one example; in that case it was diviners, goats, idols and seers. Prayer for the family member wouldn't need to be suspended within their aegis, according to the same standard. Hence my curiosity: have you abandoned shrines affirming idols? That would be so encouraging.

Zechariah 9:17 – 10:3 For how great is his goodness, and how great is his beauty! corn shall make the young men cheerful, and new wine the maids. Ask ye of the LORD rain in the time of the latter rain; so the LORD shall make bright clouds, and give them showers of rain, to every one grass in the field. For the idols have spoken vanity, and the diviners have seen a lie, and have told false dreams; they comfort in vain: therefore they went their way as a flock, they were troubled, because there was no shepherd. Mine anger was kindled against the shepherds, and I punished the goats: for the LORD of hosts hath visited his flock the house of Judah, and hath made them as his goodly horse in the battle.

The next point concerns the sorts of people who own blasphemous temples, crypts, cathedrals, whatever you want to call them. “Oh, we don't own.. (haha) ..them,” it's often enough heard. “We're just humble custodians,” but the humility never precludes overstuffed velvet cushions or revolting embroidered frocks with gold tassels and the full works like evil witches sold out to Satan long time ago. Perhaps there's a citadel like that somewhere? Just hope the witches don't turn around exposing their gender-non-specificity! So I'm hoping you've started praying to Jesus and your interest in spandex outfits has a Godly basis.

Can the macabre thoughts which generate such appalling programming, games, cosplay opportunities, zentai pits and the like really have a human origin? Obviously I'd never watch, play, dress up like a purple lizard or pour myself into a zentai suit because obsessions of that type are idolatrous in themselves. Can lives devoted to that sort of thing even be thought of as living? Take the wretch perched on her wall in heels whose face we cannot see but God sees and we all know what she's thinking. She probably calls herself happy; fulfilled.

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In my opinion, I think the low ratings are just due to the show being so campy. It's as campy as the old 1960s Batman series.

When Power Rangers first came out in 1995, I believe it was 1995, I remember how parents hated the show because kids were hurting each other on the playground by playing 'Power Rangers'.


The creators change the format of the show and give it different names, but I think kids these days want shows that are a bit more sophisticated. They can tell that 'monster' is just stomping on a model city, for example. I guess a four-year old would like something like that.


I never heard anyone saying they hated 'Power Rangers' because it promoted drugs, or sex, etc.

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I've never seen the show, but there's a chance it has some good Christian values. Does anybody know anything about this character?

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He might be a good role model for the children.

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He looks like a furry with a plastic helmet attempting to portray himself as a Tiger. Definitely not. :thumbdown:

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I don't speak Japanese so I have never watched the show. YIC Brother Unfalse.

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Furries with plastic helmets have been available for some time, with tactile functions probably best not imagined. You can see some of the "suit" details here.

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To me, these "Power Rangers" seem to send the wrong message to our kids telling them that they're heroes and that it's ok to look up to them. What about looking up to Jesus?
Exodus 20:1-5



20 And God spake all these words, saying,
2 I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

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There are so many "value systems" promoted today, mostly disagreeing with one another on 99% of their tenets. Some of then invent gods or demons (the Power Rangers cult evidently does both) while others deny the existence of either. And where is all this expressed? In poetry.

Although I cannot recommend looking for "Power Rangers Poetry," it's there and virtually unreadable. Here are two examples.




Go Go Power Rangers¹

Searching for the past through a million different caverns, algae and stalagmites like, a tavern in the daylight.
Empty for the most part, shadows in the dark start, dancing in excitement; dinners on the house tonight gents.
Master ninja hand signs, kunai skill for knife fights and the eyeballs always closed cause we see it all with foresight.
A Pokeball as my homestead, digital paradise to the unread, single specks of data lost in hella mice and undead.




Here's another one.




Power Rangers_:censored:_Galaxy²

Far far away Deep in space To a :censored: galaxy you will go
Power Rangers go Power Rangers go Power Rangers go
There lies a key to an :censored: :censored: and the :censored: you must use

Ohhhhhh rangers!

:censored: us on Power Rangers :censored: Galaxy
:censored: us on Power Rangers :censored: Galaxy
:censored: us on Power Rangers :censored: Galaxy
Oh Power Rangers..... :censored: :censored: Galaxy




Can there be any doubt who is responsible for this so-called entertainment? Satan. His biggest achievement so far is introducing value systems where even his own existence is denied. Demons become robotic moon dragons. Gods are fancy plastic costumes and poetry is just the icing on his cake. I said probably best not look for these titles but just to show you I'm not making it up, here's another one. Links are appended.




Power Rangers Paranormal Force³

Not normal More to these warriors Then meets the eye
A whole new team Here to make the bad guys scream
Go go Power Rangers Go go Power Rangers Power up
Show the bad guys who's really keeping score

You are the boss No way will Earth suffer a loss
Go go Power Rangers Go go Power Rangers Paranormal Force
We're counting on you So cool! All the things that you can do
Masters going down for the count

Paranormal Force standing tall Rangers to answer the call
Go go Power Rangers Our warriors to defend Never giving in
The world is safe again Thanks to you Power Rangers Paranormal Force!
Go go Power Rangers!




1. https://hellopoetry.com/poem/1886410...power-rangers/
2. https://www.poemhunter.com/poem/powe...s-lust-galaxy/
3. https://www.poemhunter.com/poem/powe...anormal-force/

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Well, I wouldn't be making that far-reaching conclusions. The '90s cartoons were certainly not as harmful as the abuse of social media, which is based on the dopamine starvation complex.

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Hello friend,


While I welcome you to LBC, I must advise you to go to the introduction thread and please introduce yourself. Please let us know where you are from, what Church you attend, when you found Jesus, what your favorite Bible verse is, and anything else that you care to tell us. It'll make your stay here a lot easier. :thumbsup:

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Don't be silly. There is no such thing as dopamine. There is grace and there is sin. Full stop. Anyone who says otherwise is promoting the homer lifestyle of sin and debauchery. Shame on you.

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Sir, I'm glad you are finding your stay here easy but is it common in North Carolina to welcome random strangers into somebody else's house? This is God's Favorite Forum last time I checked, not Unsaved Trash's Crack Den Happy Ending Massage parlor. With all respect.

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Dopamine is just another word for demonic possession. Jesus knew all about demons and the paranormal as I think the poetry celebrating this cult makes plain. The demons called "dopamine" need electrons to work (just ask any biologist what would happen to dopamine if electrons didn't exist) and sure enough, when the cathode ray is switched off there's a depletion of demons.

Gamer-tubes get them hooked but social media? Where did that come from?

Have the demons made interactive laser avatars producing starvation even more complex than it was before? "I must need dopamine!" they think and channel some electrons. But what they really get is altogether different. Different from what they were expecting but not altogether new.

Job 4:2a; 6:1-2; 7:13-14
[Eliphaz speaking] If we assay to commune with thee, wilt thou be grieved? . . . Job answered and said, Oh that my grief were throughly weighed, and my calamity laid in the balances together! . . . When I say, My bed shall comfort me, my couch shall ease my complaint; then thou scarest me with dreams, and terrifiest me through visions

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This ranger was originally the green ranger, he got promoted to the leader and got a new suit, also the footage that was stolen was from the Japanese version and the ranger was a pervert kid about 10.

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Sort of like the black Dalek, then?

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Oh. The White Power Rangers sounded like a wholesome televisual program, but if they're all different colors working together that reeks of multiculti propaganda to me. Let me guess, they've got a Black Ranger (Negro) and a Yellow Ranger (Oriental)? Is there a girl who's the Pink Ranger? Are the Rainbow Rangers supposed to symbolize gay pride?

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Goodness gracious Sister Mitza, is that some kind of latex-suited gimp? Figures that after pushing transsexualism on our children their next step would be bondage and sadomasochism. Mark my words, we'll soon have gimps with nipple clamps reading 50 Shades of Gray in libraries to preschoolers.

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You mean like a night light?