My neighbor's balls
 

I have been collecting balls that come over my fence for a while. Nobody has ever come by to ask for any of the tennis balls, baseballs, wiffle balls, or frisbees that I have collected over the last couple of years.


I'm not going out of my way to return a ball every time it comes onto my property. I'm keeping them and I'm planning on returning them, sometime, hopefully after the little kid is too old to want to play with them.

Re: My neighbor's balls
 

Would it be so very wrong to wait until the dogs are hungry and the kids are out in nextdoor's garden, then knock down a bit of fence and throw all the balls through? They wouldn't do it again.

Re: My neighbor's balls
 

God has no use for carelessness in reading the Scriptures. Probably he has no use for people careless with their balls either.

Re: My neighbor's balls
 

Exactly, that's one of the most important of God's Commandments. I say strap the balls in netting, hang them up and use for target practice. Make sure the kids are watching, it's the only way they'll learn.

Re: My neighbor's balls
 

The Christian couple who rented my trailer had a dog so I let them have his balls.

Re: My neighbor's balls
 

Aren't you worried that the dog will lose its balls?

Re: My neighbor's balls
 

Did he lick his balls to get the scent?