MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?
 

We sent out the following question: How would you rate your preparedness for the Coronavirus?

Answers:

A. My house is already stocked with everything I'll need in case of quarantine. 0

B. I've got a shopping list prepared, but waiting for a price drop. 2

C. I've got a shopping list prepared, but am waiting for the widespread looting when I can get stuff for free. 51

D. Prayer is all I need. 136

E. I believe Donald Trump, the virus is a Chinese Hoax: 204

F. Unknown/indecipherable: 87

Comments:

Chocovirus is being inflated and used by the global elites. Already Bill Gates writes that we need "diplomatic efforts to drive international collaboration and data sharing" and that "governments and industry" should not sell vaccines to the highest bidders, but distribute them to the masses. In short, communism.

Doctors are liars, vaccines are the poke of death. Oregano oil is a POTENT anti-bacterial, viral and fungal herb. I bought the Solaray capsules on Amazon. Grapefruit seed extract is a very good anti-viral too. I'm all stocked up and ready for anything.

The signs of the Lord's return have shaken every nation. Will Corona Beer be served at The Feast of the Lamb When the Lord Returns?

I have been praying for this virus God has allowed to do the work He has for it as the Day approaches. I marvel at how China and Iran have the most cases and I have read so much lately about all the converts there. Think of all those on-fire Jesus honeymooners who are there to give Hope and share the Gospel with the scared masses. How cool is that? God be glorified in whatever He has for us here.

This is the LORD's punishment! The anus is not a sex organ, sodomite!

Great. Mike Pence is in charge and he knows that the virus will bring in the Rapture. The stock market dropped on hearing the news, but all that prooves that that the wall street jew are bigoted against ture Christians.

Colonavirus comes from God's hands for His purposes. I've read that particularly in China there's been many who've turned to Christ that may not have before. Remember the fires in Australia and the woman who came to faith? She said it took that kind of situation to get her there.

I think we are close to Christ coming, God may be letting things get shaken up a bit more to point them to Him

I posted a comment in one of the largest FB Groups here urging people to eat right and avoid rice, tofu, and anything else Chinese. The moderator, who I've noticed seem to have a beef with me because he's a tool Satan, replied that my suggestion is "dangerous" because there's no particular advice from health authorities about it. Since when is eating healthy dangerous?

My own prayer has been for God's mercy in healing and stopping this Corsican-virus and for many to come to Christ. It may be God's mercy to allow this virus run for a bit for the eternal sake of souls.

This is God's wraith for homo perverted deeds. To much innocent blood spilled on this Nations flag in the name of rectal pleasures.

The wickedness of man is growing worse and worse and I do believe that man has it in him to release such viruses as potential bio-warfare and have read many sources that claim the possibility as well due to the fact that this virus and other viruses such as AIDS, WEST NILE VIRUS, EBOLA, LYME DISEASE, MERS and THE GULF WAR SYNDROME could never appear in nature. The other thing to consider is who is releasing them, probably Sweden, I don't think we can really know for sure, I believe that it is the evil in man's heart that we need to look at and it is worldwide, so, it could be American's and it could be any other country who releases these viruses. I've read a lot of stuff that I too no longer believe any resource fully, but, I do believe we will continue to see the war and hatred increase as time goes on. This can only be be God ordained.

Pence is directing the response. It's safe to drink Corona beer again.

Just what Revelation 13 says will come. Its not a pre-trib Rapture thats coming, instead its a 1st beast of Zionism and 2nd USA beast who helped heal the head wound the 1st beast got in 70 AD. Here is more on how the useful idiots brought hell to earth.

650 million are dead already. I know it's true because I read it on Twitter. Praise Jesus!

My daughter was licking our shopping cart again. She's fine. Clearly this virus is a liberalmedia hoax.

Someone sent me a video saying how this new virus goes directly to the lungs. Smoking will kill the viruses before they get there. Just look at Rush Limbaugh, he smokes and hasn't gotten the virus.

I take nothing I read anywhere as truth anymore.............. I don't assume anything. Almost everyone, everywhere, and in the media, don't proof-check what they are reading.............. so the stories just get bigger and bigger, and more wrong. If the subject is important enough, I check it out further. If not, l just let it go. Haha, I don't post anything as "fact" tho. Just as my thoughts.............. and, they can be wrong. Hang in there cuz it's going to get so much worse out there...............

Comavirus is happening in conjunction with so many other things: A tsunami of support for globalism, apostasy in the Church, plagues/ pestilence (which leads to famine), increase in wickedness (saw an article today on some disgusting gay mardi gras thing and quickly averted my eyes), earthquakes in various places, wars and rumors of wars (anyone keeping up on Russia/ Turkey/ Syria / Israel conflicts right now?)... to name a few. Jesus said it will be like the times of Noah, where worldly people were doing ordinary things... and then the flood came. So, in my opinion, the time is ripe.

Comorant virus is God's Judgement for alcohol and immigrants, why else would the LORD name His disease after a beer?

The vaciines did this, we need to lock up a lot of people for this, I'm looking at you doctors. We're gonna lock you up, Dr. Phil. After you learn the BungHoleBoogie while incarcerated you'll find that BUBBA and the Sodomites will be able to teach you several variations of this favorite among inmates. Don't forget your SoapOnaRope.

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Having already suffered through it, I expect my body has built a sufficient immunity henceforth. So I'd like to think ... recent new articles suggest otherwise.

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The most important thing in a situation like this is to have plenty of ammunition on hand. I always have plenty of victuals in my end times cache: oatmeal, beans, rice- the good stuff. It's been sitting in storage for fifteen years, so it's still tasty and nutritious. I will forego soap and toilet paper if necessary, but it's no good to run low on ammunition.

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As I always have and believe, safety first. :thumbsup:


God strikes down the unrighteous and non-belivers, the blasphemers and sinners.:innocent:


Unless they can bre Saved© by Jesus Christs and Landover Baptist Church though a commitment and a scheduled affidavit of committed Tithing to LBC, I avoid the riff-naff 'like the plague'.


If secular law were not so narrow minded, I'd dig a big hole and throw all the possibly sick or different people in, dump a few hundred gallons of flammable used transformer oil in the masses and set it ablaze, hastening their trip to Hell. :sinner::haha:
You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.:sinner::haha:
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

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Well, I'm as prepared for this just as I'm prepared for any other trick of Satan: I trust in the blessed shed :blood: of the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: :christ-fancy:. My faith in :god-fancy: Almighty is all that I need during this (and any other) scary situation. And that is because my faith is as solid as a rock -- just like when :jesus-fancy: told :his: disciples the importance of building their faith on a solid foundation, by believing in :him-fancy:.

Matthew 7:24-27:
24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:
25 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.
26 And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand:
27 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it.

Furthermore, we have been promised protection and healing because of the great sacrifice that :jesus-fancy: made on Calvary's cross:

Isaiah 53:5 "But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed."

Even if Satan should open the gates of :hell-2:, I have no fear. :jesus-fancy: has been with me since I gave my heart to :him-fancy: 77 long years ago, and He has never left me. :his: strength shall defeat Satan at his every evil attempt -- and that includes this virus!

Matthew 16:18 "And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it."

In addition, we have the wonderful benefit of the leadership of a :god-fancy:-sent President: Donald J. Trump, and his prayerful Vice-President Pence! How could any :true-fancy: servant of the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: :christ-fancy: not be secure, with the assurance of the mighty protection of :god-fancy:? :glory:

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https://www.landoverbaptist.net/atta...1&d=1583250910


Proof that prayer works - notice it's only Commies (atheists) and Catholics being devastated by this? I received some stirling advice to avoid coronavirus - wash your hands, stop breathing on eachother dammit and if you get puss under your foreskin take SHOWER you dirty mongrel, Jesus Christ what is wrong with some people!?

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I look for political opportunity everywhere.

I'm wondering if we at Landover Baptist could distribute surgical masks that have written on them: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Maybe little Red, White and Blue lines also.

Does anyone know where we could get these made? We would not want anything coming from disease center, China.

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Why, that is a simply splendid idea, dear Brother Mayor Hold, and I do thank you for mentioning this! Unfortunately, I do not know of a manufacturing company that could make these MAGA surgical masks, but I'm sure that there are many great companies within our blessed :usa-fancy-3: that would be only too happy to take on this important job.

Might I suggest that we also print up a little instruction booklet to go with each of the masks? I know it might seem simple for some as to how to wear them, but apparently there is a bit of confusion, thanks to the fake news media!
:usa27:

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We don't have to settle for anecdotes on preparedness any more, now we have polling data on this democrat fake news campaign in support of public healthcare and paid sick leave:

Democrats are about twice as likely as Republicans to say the coronavirus poses an imminent threat to the United States, according to a Reuters/Ipsos poll conducted this week.

And more Democrats than Republicans say they are taking steps to be prepared, including washing their hands more often or limiting their travel plans.

.. Republicans...said it still felt remote because cases had not been detected close to home and their friends and neighbors did not seem to be worried, either.

About four of every 10 Democrats said they thought the new coronavirus poses an imminent threat, compared to about two of every 10 Republicans.

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Amid tumbling stock markets, President Donald Trump has sought to portray himself as on top of the health crisis, but he has been criticized for being overly optimistic about its potential impact and for sometimes incorrect statements on the science of the virus.

Trump has accused the media and his political adversaries of trying to derail his re-election campaign by amping up alarm over the dangers posed by the virus. He has largely sought to cast it as a comparatively minor threat, comparing its risk to the less deadly seasonal flu.

Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh told listeners last week that, “The coronavirus is the common cold”...

...

Trump told Sean Hannity’s Fox News show on Wednesday that he thought World Health Organization estimates of the virus’ death rate were a “false number,” that he had a hunch the rate was much lower, “a fraction of 1 percent.” The WHO said this week that the coronavirus killed about 3.4% of the people who contracted it worldwide.

...

About half of Democrats said they are washing their hands more often now because of the virus, compared to about four in 10 Republicans, according to the poll.

Stupid libcucks, now they will die from eczema.

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We True Christians now the Second Coming of Jesus will be way BEFORE the Coronavirus Pandemia reaches a high point, and the seven bowls are way deadlier than this common cold imitation.

So we are really prepared, as always, with the only thing we can do: PRAY.

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Oh, how true this is, dear Brother Gonzalez, and I do thank you for mentioning this great truth. I see that other :kjv1611: scholars are also saying similar things, such as within this very interesting and timely article:

"When His followers asked Jesus to describe the signs of His coming, one of the signs He told them to look for was “pestilence” (Luke 21:11). What is pestilence? Merriam-Webster defines it as “a contagious or infectious epidemic disease that is virulent and devastating.” Jesus said this pestilence will arrive like “birth pains” (Matthew 24:8), meaning it will increase in frequency and intensity in the time leading up to His return. This means, as the end approaches, we should expect infectious disease outbreaks to occur more frequently, impact more people, and be more deadly. This is exactly what the coronavirus threatens to bring – a global pandemic with the potential to kill tens of millions."

https://www.raptureforums.com/bible-...ible-prophecy/

We can take heart, knowing that our :lord-fancy: and :savior-fancy:, :jesus-fancy: :christ-fancy:, has won the victory for :his: :true-fancy: believers here at :landover-fancy:. We have nothing to fear, thanks to :his: blessed, shed :blood:. :glory:

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Garlic. Garlic is the answer for coronavirus. No, not like that Chinese idiot:

Here is how it really works: you eat some raw garlic (preferably under 1.5 kg - really, a clove or two will suffice) and then go out. Your mouth smells bad so everyone is avoiding getting close to you, and you don't get the virus! Simple! :thumbsup:

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My opinion: this whole thing is a hoax by by a conspiracy of introverts who want to force us to be like them. Also, the toilet-paper companies are in somehow.

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Hmm. :hmmm:My husband swears by raw garlic when he is traveling in the sandy regions. Apparently it keeps off unwanted advances from practically anything. However, as I know to my cost, the effects take some time to wear off. I suppose it would be okay as long as the whole family did it?

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China have done a great job fooling us. I pray that we will be raptured any minute.

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That is a kind thought, dear, but I think you meant to write "I pray that you will be raptured". I am sorry to say that you, as UnSaved Trash, are condemned to burn.


With very best wishes,
JL-V

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That is what my wife and daughters did, they used this account too and so she is condemned to burn, not me. Like the great Peter Ruckman said, heaven is not made for women, and women are not made for heaven.


But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 2 Timothy 2:12


Only God and President Trump can judge me.

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2 Timothy 2:12 is telling women not to backtalk and dishonor men... what does it have to do about women not being made for Heaven?

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2 Timothy 2:12 actually says: If we suffer, we shall also reign with him: if we deny him, he also will deny us