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Elmer G. White 04-12-2019 05:10 AM

The Blasphemous Jewish Spacecraft Crash Lands on the Moon
 
:lol:

God will not be mocked!

2 Chronicles 36:16
But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the
wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy.


Seven weeks ago the Jewish State sent an airplane to the Firmament (Genesis 1:6).
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The first privately funded mission to the Moon has crashed on the lunar surface after the apparent failure of its main engine.

The Israeli spacecraft - called Beresheet - attempted a soft landing, but suffered technical problems on its descent to the Moon's surface.

The aim of the mission was to take pictures and conduct experiments.
We do know that the State of Israel is one of the technologically most advanced civilizations on Earth with several Atomic Bombs, high-quality intelligence and President Trump as their Chief Adviser and de facto Head of State. But this time the Jewish scientists went too far and God punished them. They attempted to visit God's realm with their space probe (all probes are anal probes, more or less).

https://i.postimg.cc/2yxVwkDG/image.jpg

I urge you to look at the Hebrew hieroglyphs at the bottom of this device. This is high blasphemy. The word is, in fact, the first word of the Old Testament.

Genesis 1:1

בְּרֵאשִׁית, בָּרָא אֱלֹהִים, אֵת הַשָּׁמַיִם, וְאֵת הָאָרֶץ.

They also named their vehicle after this word, "Bareshit". To worsen their case, the Jews included a copy of the Hebrew Old Testament as the cargo to be delivered to God. Why would God need to have a copy of the Hebrew OT? He wrote it and has the original KJV at any moment at His disposal. Why did they not include the sequel, the New Testament, without which the Old Testament is badly deficient?

John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life:
no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.


This proves us that without Jesus the mission was doomed before it was launched.
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"We didn't make it, but we definitely tried," said project originator and major backer Morris Kahn.
They are also trying to get to Heaven but without Jesus they are not going to make it.
Quote:

“Space has its dangers, it’s a frontier that’s very difficult. We accepted the challenge. I’m glad we did it. We chose to dream, we chose to do, and we were not afraid.”
Herein lies the problem. God does not endorse stupid dreams!

Ecclesiastes 5:7
For in the multitude of
dreams and many words there are also divers vanities: but fear thou God.


We can be proud that the only successful hoax landings on the Moon are still those attained by white heterosexual American and German men.



Yours in Christ,


Elmer :bye:

WilliamJenningsBryan 04-12-2019 05:51 AM

Re: The Blasphemous Jewish Spacecraft Crash Lands on the Moon
 
Let's face it, God has been good to the Jews - the have their "promised land", they are blessed with constructing good border walls, Netanyahu has been reelected, and then there's Ben Shapiro. They still insist on eating that vile Gefilte fish, but to each his own.

It was probably some of those "secular" Jew "scientists" that were responsible for this - and what prompted the well deserved Jesus smackdown.

The Rev. Dwight Williams 04-13-2019 11:54 AM

Re: The Blasphemous Jewish Spacecraft Crash Lands on the Moon
 
Typical Jews, trying to do it on the cheap! The article say the Jews spent $100,000 on their failed and blasphemous project, but were awarded $1 million by Google’s space foundation. So they made $900,000 on this failed mission!

Then they made it even cheaper by hitching a ride on one of them Elon Musks rockets, and they went and done a slingshot ‘round the Earth so they didn’t have to pay for no fuel, the cheap bastards!

That’s why it took them penny-pinching big-nosed little weasels weeks to get their lousy little Jew Spacecraft when AMERICA done did it in three days back in the 1960s when Tom Hanks was an astronaut.

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-47879538

The average distance to the Moon is 380,000km (240,000 miles) - Beresheet travelled more than 15 times that distance. And the main thing driving this was cost.

Instead of sitting alone on a rocket that would put it on the perfect trajectory to the Moon, it blasted off on a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket along with a communications satellite and an experimental aircraft.

Sharing the ride into space significantly reduced its launch costs - but it meant the spacecraft had to take a more convoluted route.

...

But it was the low-price tag - and the fact that the mission was not funded by a major space agency - that was significant.

Beresheet was not alone in pursuing low-cost lunar exploration.
Its origins lie in the Google Lunar XPrize, an international challenge offering $20m for the first privately developed spacecraft to land on the Moon.
And while the competition ended last year after no-one was able to meet its deadline (the foundation has subsequently announced they will award the Beresheet collaboration $1m for their achievement), other teams involved are also continuing with their efforts to get to the Moon.“


https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cp...53408050-1.jpg

You see?

Thems the tears of exploitatious Jews cryin’ over the lost profits and Jew gold they thought they were gonna get by exploiting the moon with their cheap Jewcraft.

They was probably trying to steal all the moon’s air and sell it to the Chinese ‘cause their air is too smogified to facilitate proper respirations.

James Hutchins 04-13-2019 11:44 PM

Re: The Blasphemous Jewish Spacecraft Crash Lands on the Moon
 
Take, Take, Take. All, the Heebs ever do. Not an original thought or action in the bunch. First they try and take the life of Jesus, now 'NASA' film stage to copy the USA spoof of what it is like to walk on Cheese. The catlick agenda undoer that rum runner commie Kennedy made the movie in the 1960's, and who, 50 years later, they try and duplicate the work. At least they should of claimed it was Mercury, showing a bunch of hook nosed cheap joos :joo: in Boca.


What will Jesus do?

The Rev. Dwight Williams 04-14-2019 09:46 AM

Re: The Blasphemous Jewish Spacecraft Crash Lands on the Moon
 
When Elon Musks was like “Okay you can hitch a ride on my SpaceXXX Dragon blaster, but you need to pay $75,000 for your share of fuel”

The head Jew said:

“75,000 dollars?!? What do we owe you $50,000 dollars for? We’re not gonna pay you $25,000 dollars!”

When it was over Elon Musks paid THEM $300,000 to put their sneaky Jewcraft on HIS space rocket!

BrotherLarry 04-15-2019 03:31 PM

Re: The Blasphemous Jewish Spacecraft Crash Lands on the Moon
 
Brother Williams,


Your knowledge of these events is astounding. That word means something like "sho a whole lot." I am sorry to speak white to you.


We are lucky to have your insight here on God's favorite forum.


BrotherLarry

Scoutman03 04-16-2019 02:16 AM

Re: The Blasphemous Jewish Spacecraft Crash Lands on the Moon
 
Ok, but the fact that they were able to get a picture of a black hole is pretty cool.

Didymus Much 04-16-2019 06:34 AM

Re: The Blasphemous Jewish Spacecraft Crash Lands on the Moon
 
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Originally Posted by Scoutman03 (Post 1249628)
Ok, but the fact that they were able to get a picture of a black hole is pretty cool.

You managed to off-topic non sequitur moving the goalposts while not actually understanding anything, simultaneously. :o


My most abject apologies, young lady. Until now, I'd only considered you a mere garden variety ignorant narcissist. Stupidity of such a level as performance art is encountered so rarely these days outside legislative halls that I failed to recognize the master among us. :notworthy:

Dennis Lukes 04-21-2019 09:14 PM

Re: The Blasphemous Jewish Spacecraft Crash Lands on the Moon
 
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Originally Posted by Scoutman03 (Post 1249628)
Ok, but the fact that they were able to get a picture of a black hole is pretty cool.

What a ridiculously vulgar and obscene thing to say! Jesus hates profanity (Ephesians 4:29). And what's so special about black holes? What about white holes? Are you a racist as well as a pervert?

Collinslaw 04-30-2019 05:14 PM

Re: The Blasphemous Jewish Spacecraft Crash Lands on the Moon
 
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1250018)
What a ridiculously vulgar and obscene thing to say! Jesus hates profanity (Ephesians 4:29). And what's so special about black holes? What about white holes? Are you a racist as well as a pervert?

I really don't read most unsaved people posts as they can be very vulgar and evil.I ignore them most times

The Rev. Dwight Williams 05-01-2019 03:18 AM

Re: The Blasphemous Jewish Spacecraft Crash Lands on the Moon
 
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry (Post 1249570)
Brother Williams,


Your knowledge of these events is astounding. That word means something like "sho a whole lot." I am sorry to speak white to you.


We are lucky to have your insight here on God's favorite forum.


BrotherLarry

Brother Larry, not a thing gets past me when it comes to the malfeasancy and deviatiousness of them slimy little Jews, always trying to make a quick buck off HONEST AMERICANS with their Jewish schemes and plots.

The ONLY thing them Jews is good for is reservating the land of Israel for the impendatious Rapture, but even their land is ill-gotten!

Imagine them Jews rolling up in your neighborhood in the spring after your woman spiff up the place nice by planting flowers and cultivationizing the garden.

And the Jew say: “Oy vey, we just brought this bulldozer to help clean the neighborhood up! Why don’t you take the afternoon off and go have a nice bagel, and when you return we’ll have the streets sweeped and the dead trees removed!”

“Oy vey, before you go, would you like to sign this petition for more frequent garbage pick-up so our neighborhoods stay beautified?”

So you go ahead and take the scheming Jew’s suggestion, thinkin’ as a hard-working person you deserve an afternoon off, and you signs the petition because more frequentized garbage collection is a damn good idea.

Then when you return, your HOUSE IS GONE. The Jews went and done bulldozed it and all your neighbor’s houses too. And when you complain, them Jews, they say: “Oy vey, you signed this document saying we can bulldoze your house, take your land and build settlements on it! Mazel tov!”

That’s how the Jews built Israel.

Mark me, you see a Jew, you best hide all your money, your cars, your house, your golf clubs, your wife’s JEWelry, ‘cause I guarantee them Jews is already scheminating to take ‘em from you.


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