Where to begin on this horrendous piece of tripe that offends every good True Christian™ with sensibilities? Let's start with the premise: a bunch of young lesbian feminazis boarded up in a womans-only college. Do you have any idea how many disgusting porno movies have the same set-up? The Facts of Life is no different.

Then let's look at the colorful cast of characters: an elder lesbian dominatrix (Mrs. Garrett), a negress (Tootie), a fat, greedy Jewess (Natalie), a tough dyke who rides motorcycles (Jo), and the only decent character -- an all-American blond girl, Blair. When their main cast wasn't offensive enough, they would drag onstage such characters as a handicapped gimp or a retarded chink.

These young whores indulged in all sorts of depravities. Whether it is having wild premarital sex orgies in their dorms, doing drugs, suicide, abortion, educating women about breast cancer, speaking their own minds, making a mockery of traditional Christian values, or subjecting themselves to rape, the Facts of Life girls are Satan's little sluts.


The only redeeming aspect of this show was the the actress who played Blair, Lisa Welchel, is a born-again Christian. After a while she said "enough is enough!" and quit the show because of how depraved and immoral it was. I commend her for standing up for her beliefs and not further advocating the lesbian agenda which the Facts of Life stood for.