Hey Brother V! What do you got against Chicago!
 

My friend Phil "C.M Punk" Brooks is from there, we go there alot. We just hang out and go places. Last time there we saw the Islanders play the Blackhawks.Anyways since V did call it land of harlots, (I met a sweet girl there). Or saying he lives in W. Illinois NOT CHICAGO. What do ya got against it?I probally go next time Punk is in for an ECW event.Saw him in my town, was a fantasic event.

Re: Hey Brother V! What do you got against Chicago!
 

Chicago is a horrible secular city run by Liberals and Democratic socialists Hellbent on destroying America.

Other than that it's just a dirty and Negro/Gook ridden swamp of filth and prostitution.

Re: Hey Brother V! What do you got against Chicago!
 

In case there is any doubt about the tradition of degeneracy in Chicago, please see THIS. That city has been infested with demoncrats and slavic inbreds for over a century now.

Re: Hey Brother V! What do you got against Chicago!
 

That story made me want to puke in my canteen! That city needs a double shot of Jesus and quick!

Re: Hey Brother V! What do you got against Chicago!
 

I live in Central Illinois, thank you!

What do you mean by ECW? Extreme Championship Wrestling? I was protesting their last TRUE pay per view back in 2000, up in chicago! Horrible, Steve Corino won the title, it was just wrong!

Everytime I go to Chicago to protest, I wind up getting lost. The last time, when I was protesting KMFDM and Combichrist (Oct. 3 @ House of Blues) everything was fine, I was just about to have an uneventful trip, then that city of evil snuck up on me, and forced me to exit from 94 one road short of 57. It took me 20 minutes of driving around in a very "dark" neighborhood at 2 in the morning to finally find the interstate again. That town is EVIL!!!

When armyguy and I protested Ministry, Revolting Cocks and Pitbull Daycare (PBDC) it took us at least 20 minutes to get onto LSD. That city is evil!

When I went to protest PIG (at LSA) there was a 20 minute excursion trying to find the theater.

The town has a mind of it's own. It chews me up each time and throws me into a tailspin; total disarray.

So what's the problem, I get lost each time, how's that the city's fault.

Well, what do I see on these trips as I'm driving around lost... hookers, drug dealers, gangs, police going 90 mph down busy streets to go stop a bank robbery. People who won't feed their illegitimate children driving around in cars with "rims" and stereo systems that shake the paint off their decaying ghetto homes. Men standing around on street corners at 3 in the morning, just sort of congregating there... why?

How can you defend this city? What does it have going for it? I pray North Korea destroys it first!

YIC
V

Re: Hey Brother V! What do you got against Chicago!
 

Is there a story behind this?

Re: Hey Brother V! What do you got against Chicago!
 

There's this road that runs parrallel to LSD and we were stuck on it for an eternity (so it seemed) at the time. From where we were, we could see the cars zipping past on LSD. It was truly God testing our patience. So much like Job.