Van Morrison, you worthless mick
I have had it up to here with this piece of shit. Van Morrison claims to believe in freedom, so why is he censoring the work of artists far more talented then himself? Why did he butcher a DUET with the one and only Roper Crossburn and release a nootered and mutilated version that fails at its singular purpose? Who the hell does he think he is?
Listen here Van, you drunken, yellowtoothed fat Irish toad. You diabetic muppet. Read these words and feel them in your bones. We had an AGREEMENT. I don't care what papers were or were not signed. When you give me your word, as a grown Man, that is a BINDING CONTRACT. PERIOD. You were there with me in the studio. We took turns singing and when it was my turnm you nodded approvingly and smiled at the words that emerged from my lips. You even suggested I change one of said lines to make more poetical, and I was happy to do so. A rare event indeed. How DARE you strip away my hard work without my permission, without so much as a call, a text, to me or my agent, nothing. You said nothing. You acted like you were God. THERE IS NO GOD EXCEPT ALMIGHTY CHRIST!!!!! Understand this: I do not sing duets with other fellas. It is unbecoming of the Man that I am. Look back through my catalog and you will not find one... except the one we recorded together. Because of my respect for you and your craft. Well, that respect is gone. Down the shitter like the contents of your bloated gut after last night's bender. This injustice will not stand. You fuc Let me back up a bit, folks. Earlier this year, Van and I collaborated on a song together. It was his first time working with an artist of such a high calibur and it should have been an honor for him to do so. Last week, the song hit the airwaves. Without a trace of my contribution. Here is the track he released. You may have heard it. It is a fine record on its own and I have no problem admitting that. That is besides the issue at hand. Below is the original, unedited, un-PUSSIFIED lyric sheet. The lines in Italian are the ones that I sung. The ones Van Whorrison removed without my consent in order to please the very same media masters he claims to be against. Quote:
They say browns and blacks are just like me and you But the master of lies is the demon called Jew Originally, I sang it this way: They say browns and blacks are just like you and I But the demon called Jew is the master of lies Van thought this rang a bit flat, and suggested (with what I now understand was false humility) that I change it. Anyone else who said such a thing would be swiftly parted from his front teeth, but again, Van was a musician who once had my enduring respect and I was there fore happy to go along with his suggestion. And he repays me how? By trying to scrub me out of existence like a stain. Well I ain't going nowhere. And this injustice will NOT STAND. By the way. He talks about "they" a lot. They they they. Who are they? JEWS. If you are afraid to name the Jew you will never be able to beat them, never. Congratulations you cuck. You hippocrit. You screwed yourself over and lost one of the few allies and fans you had left. Hope you enjoy die alone facedown in your own spew because that's exactly what is coming! You have not heard the last of me! |
Re: Van Morrison, you worthless mick
Morrison should go back to singing homoerotic emo anthems, aka kumbayah for posers, with his gay backing band The Smiths. I never liked British bands, why can't they put some effort into it like real bands - Skillet, Switchfoot, Disciple, Family Force 5, Demon Hunter, Nine Lashes? Now that's something you can tap your foot to.
I'm so tired of the way our culture idolizes mooching teenagers. Hey losers, try to smile - it won't kill you - smarten up and get a job. Maybe you'll become popular and get on the cheer team like President Bush instead of being limp-haired undersexed losers. |
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The White Van Man, as he is known, was awarded some worthless bauble by the queen of England though, and probably thinks this gives him some sort of special status. I hope that Brother Crossburn can come to terms with this affront to musicality and remember that Our Lord has certainly had a Hand in it, for His Holy Reasons: Romans 8:28 - And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. |
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All Irish singers are ugly and drunkards..Van Morrison, Shane McGowan, Christy Moore, Bono and Luke Kelly (Rest in Hell) to name a few. Lets not forget Sinead O'Connor. Crazy, but at least gave the pope a comeuppance about the boy badgering priests and the catholic conspiracy to protect them
Phil |
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However, since I do not know of most of these people, I have looked up that O'Connor woman, as I do recall hearing about her on the news when she made a television appearance. At least, she had made a positive contribution to the world, by warning people about the dangers within that Cathyolick religion, and of their demonic priests who abuse innocent children. But, what on Earth has happened to that woman since then? I found some photos that seem to show she has been brain-washed into going along with a variety of fake religious beliefs! II Timothy 3:5 "Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away." https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-cont...800,1200&w=450 https://images.firstpost.com/wp-cont...nor-AP-380.jpg https://www.pride.com/sites/default/.../sinead300.jpg |
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I'm not usually one to quote Marxists but even a broken clock is right about half the time.
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