God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More!
 

God's patience is often deemed eternal by those who have no true understanding of the issue. As humans, we live on a scale much smaller that that of the Lord. With few exceptions, such as Methuselah, people only live a hundred years or so. Thus, we often marvel that the Lord has, as an example, allowed the sin of San Francisco to continue these many years. But what seems a long time on the human scale may well be but the blink of an eye for the Lord.

All the time we have been wondering why the Lord God has allowed the Romans of Italy to revel in their idol worship, He has been planning their ultimate destruction. Just lately, His retribution has begun in earnest. There have been four earthquakes in Italy in the last few months, including three in the last couple of weeks. An earthquake yesterday is said to have destroyed entire towns, including the birthplace of Benedict, him of the Benedictine order of homosexual monks. I expect these tribulations to continue until the entire country is a pile of used building materials.

This should serve as a warning that the wrath of God cannot be escaped. His will be done.

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The reasons for God to hate Italy are legion, I know. But one worth pointing out is their cheesy footwear*.


Take a look at this nonsense:




https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP....9&rs=0&p=0&r=0






Sandals were good enough for Our Lord.


Cobblerly Yours,
Handmaiden


* Their cheesy cheese is another matter.

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Indeed so, Sister. Whether or not the devil wears Prada, we know that some of his vicars on earth have.

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:lol: Heelys for whores! I know it's naughty of me to laugh at such things, but can you imagine the carnage on the Via Veneto?

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Ordinarily your run of the mill pope is hanging out in the Vatican holding "audiences" for the cultists so that they can be seen slobbering over kissing the pope's ring, and otherwise helping out the Italian / Vatican tourist trade.

Well, not this "new" pope - he's off with the sex obsessed Swedes trying to "heal" the Lutonians and the Reformation schism. He's also about meddling in "climate change", preaching to the Venezuelans about their failed experiment in socialism, negotiating with the Chinese, trying to tell Trump what to do with our "illegals", ramping up the canonization of new "saints", appointing some new cardinals (as if they don't already have enough), doing photo ops with traitor Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, and riding a scooter. It's no wonder God is upset. You have to ask yourself - where's Jesus?

Look for the LIEberal "new" pope lovers over at PBS to organize a trip over to Italy to dig through the rubble looking for items to feature in upcoming episodes of Antiques Road Show.

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This is going to happen to all the nations whose leaders did not congratulate Trump on his victory at the voting booths. God is sending a clear message to the world. Stand behind the Trump of God or be cast down.

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I look forward to the return of Mr Berlusconi to power in Italy, now that he has endorsed Mr Trump and accepted the flattering (to Berlusconi) comparisons between them.

Mr Berlusconi sounds like a man we can do business with. :thumbsup: You will note from the link that he served FOUR terms as prime minister of Italy. Let's hope Mr Trump can exceed that.

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That's right! Mr. Berlusconi was indeed a great leader. He did indeed many good things during his time in politics:

• He opposed adultery, homosexualiy, abortion and femminism.
• He've always denounced communism.
• He is a well educated and honest person.
• He fought freemasonry and mafia.
• He was able to being a friend with people who belonged to other religions, such as Putin and Gaddafi.
• He is one of the most devouted Christian.
• He always cared for his people.

Berlusconi indeed will become a saint when he'll ascend to heaven. And he will indeed be one of the people who will sit at the right of Jesus Christ.


If Berlusconi won't returin in power, well, Salvini has some good chances of being a better president for Italy.


Let's hope that the Cultural Marxism regine of Italy ends, so that God will spare it's citizen. If not, well he will spare Vatican City anyway, since it is his holy country.

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I believe you are quite mistaken. Vatican City is the epicenter of your idol worshipping cult and a place where the word of God is scoffed at by smug priests who think they know better than Him. I believe it will also be the epicenter of a very large earthquake sent by the Lord and soon. Once the Vatican is destroyed it is possible that the Lord will turn a more forgiving gaze on Italy. Until then, you must wallow in His hate.

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Also, he was dumped by the Vatican, who then decided to support Monty.


On the sound basis that the enemy (Berlusconi) of our enemy (the Vatican) is our friend (Berlusconi again), this is good news indeed.

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Vatican City is in Vatican City, wich is a different country, not in Italy. It's like that god would punish Spain for the sins of Portugal.

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We are aware of the fact that the Pope and his army of Swiss mercenaries have seized the area around the Vatican and seceded from Italy, but don't expect God to be splitting hairs about who owns what. God hates Italy and God hates idol worshipping. His wrath is about to descend upon both.

God also hates Spain and Portugal, separately and in combination.

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The Italians are having some sort of referendum to decide who knows what (I expect they care, but I certainly don't). The only thing of interest is this photo.

http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/660/c...em92825132.jpg


The caption reads "Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi casts his vote with his wife Agnese near Florence".

So it turns out that the role of the prime minister of Italy's wife is being played by Meryl Streep. Is he a gay?

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The referendum is about a constitutional reform that will change Italy badly. And yes, is very likely that Mr. Renzi is an homosexual, since he acts as an authistic as well.

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Praise :jesus-fancy:! He is showing His Holy Wrath against Italy once again!

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My dear (but burning in hell anyway) departed father--who was born Italian and consciously chose to stay that way--used to insist that garlic was an ancient cure all for all manner of illness.


If this were true, then the Italians would be the least affected population in Europe. Of course, the fact that they pray to plaster statues and entreat Jesus' mother for help in their time of need is the reason why God has given them over to this disease--no matter how badly their breath reeks of garlic.


Anyone who has read the story of the wedding at Cana knows that Jesus doesn't just do things because His mother asks Him.


I guess Italian men are just so used to be ordered around by their mothers that they thought Jesus was the same way, too.

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Italians are one of the worst races. When they get excited they throw their arms around and shout and cover your face with garlic flavored spittle. I'm all for God getting rid of them...once and for all.

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Oh, yes, how very true, dear Brother Ander! And, in addition to the most excellent points that you have shown, I might also add that the Italians are a very LOUD group of people. Have you ever noticed how, when they get so excited, they will raise their voices and start yelling all sorts of mumbo-jumbo, such as "A momma a mia, a whotsa matter wis you?" And, the manner of assorted gibberish that they spew is unbelievable, especially when they've been guzzling their red wine, which would be most of the time. Why, even now with their nation being in such turmoil (thanks to allowing those Cathyolick statues to be places everywhere!), they are screeching at the top of the lungs from their balconies -- at all hours of the night! I guess it would be too much to hope that they could be sensible and to allow people to enjoy some peace and quiet, for a change!

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Why are Italians so loud? I have been asking myself this question ever since I accepted Jesus Christ as my Personal Savior and tried to enjoy quiet prayer time with Him in my parents' house.

Once, I got yelled out for remaining upstairs in my room praying while my family was having a loud "discussion" (with thrown objects) downstairs.


I was still very young in The Lord at the time or I would have quoted Luke 12:53.


The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.


That part about the mother against daughter was so true.


My mother survived cancer; I don't know how she did it without the spiritual presence of The Lord Jesus Christ. Sure, she probably prayed to Catholic statues, but we know that didn't make any difference whatsoever.


It's so sad when I think of it now. My mother wasn't even Italian; she could have been Saved.