Pray for Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley and others
For what they are about to do, please say a preemptive prayer for the Senators, Congressmen and armed militia men stepping up to stop the steal today.
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Yes, dr. Toole, yes I will be praying. I am praying that those women and men will be coming to their senses defending democracy, yes. I am sure that my prayers will be working and that the voice of your nation will be being heard and Mr. Biden's election confirmed. Yes, I am joining you in this and I am sure that I cannot be offending you this time.
Yes, are you familiar with the story of the blind men and the elephant? Your sad and beautiful cuntry is having an elephant in your treasury of fragile and beautiful glassware and a senator is touching its orange hair and thinking that it is fire that is needing kindling, and another senator is touching its big belly and thinking that it is needing feeding to prevent it from consuming him and a third senator is touching the legs and fearing that the elephant will be crushing it if he is failing to obey. Yes, they are failing to see that without intervening the elephant will be going on a rampage and all the beautiful glassware will be shattering and it will not be possible to replace it any more. The elephant is needing a wet nurse as it has been failing to mature, yes. I am sure that I am not offending you, yes and I will be joining you praying for Mr. Biden's certification, yes. You are a beautiful and honest man, Mr. Toole yes. |
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Yes, it is Harsha Shah here again. I am afraid that I might be offending you but I am thinking that my prayers were working and the prayers of the christians here were not, yes. I am also thinking that you must be feeling disappointed, yes. While I am thinking that this is probably offending you, I am urging you to be reflecting upon this and why your prayers were failing. Yes, there was violence and lots of bad karma was accumulating on your former president and his followers, yes there was. But the prayers of reasonable people were victorious while the unnecessary loss of lives is making me very sad. Yes, please start considering these things even if you are feeling offended. I am sorry that you are upset because things were not going in the way you were wishing and because you are realizing that your way to understand you religion was wrong. Yes, it will get better! Best wishes from Harsha!
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Miss Shaw--I apologize we here at Landover Baptist have not properly trained you in how God works.
When we pray for Senators Cruz and Hawley we are simultaneously petitioning God to inflict misery on their opponents. Their opponents have temporarily experienced victory. But the punishment for their sins is yet to be administered. Some punishment of sinner takes place out of sight from the nosy press. It is in the afterlife were sinners are deposited in a fiery hell. It turns our we were not wrong at all. |
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I join in your prayers. But I also think that, with 13 days left, Rudy Giuliani could file at least another hundred lawsuits. We can still turn this around!
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I just need to know if jesus sloves me after ive been selling my body to lustful men
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I suppose pictures would help as God does not like repulsive people. I also suggest you contact the Church office and have Miss Cookie send you a applicant package. Standard stuff. ten page question air, report of an inspection done by a Church elder or Pastor. tens yeas 1040's. Personal recommendations by family, friends and those you've worked with. Be sure to include your application fee in the form of Apple iTunes gift cards. You have to have faith.:innocent: |
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Senator Cruz is being persecuted yet again, this time for the crime of being a good parent. What has he done? He has removed his family from the freezing wastes of Texas.
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Just as an aside, I heard that the "holiday" story was just cover for an inspection of progress on The Wall. But I can't reveal my source for this information. |
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Yes, Sister Joanna, we need to rally around Brother Ted Cruz. He needed to get out of the terrible Texas weather so the could get some of his work done. How can he work if he has no electricity and it's bitter cold in his house? If other Texans would get off their duffs and do what he did fewer people would be distressed right now.
All that said, it's not unreasonable to call the Cruz trip to Cancun a political mistake. Democrats are now calling him "Fled Cruz." We now know who made the mistake. It was Cruz' wife, Heidi. Let's not blame Ted for Heidi's mistake. Heidi Cruz invited friends, neighbors with them to Cancun in group texts: NYT | TheHill |
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I don't get the kerfuffle about Ted Cruz flying his family to Cancun. He's pulling himself by the bootstraps unlike the lazy bums sitting at home complaining about the cold.
Maybe when it gets bad enough people will realize they're on their own and had better start chopping wood, shooting deer and dominating lesser men. Ted saw the opportunity to go on vacation in the crisis and took it. That's smart. |
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So they are criticizing Brother Cruz for not only being a good father, but also for being a responsible husband? What kind of irresponsible husband would let his obedient wife travel to a third world country of rapists and criminals without a male guardian? This however serves to prove that this is a truly Christian household, where the wife is not some kind of feminazi independent woman.
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Good for her being the primary bread maker. I hope she has time in her busy little bakery career to show Ted her full range of pies, tarts and flans. I'm guessing cherry tart would taste pretty sweet right now on a balcony overlooking the ocean. It's a balmy 68F in Cancun and overcast tonight - it's the humidity that gets you eventually though, just ask any man who's spent more than a couple months in Thai jail. She'll be back.
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While we know God does not approve of interracial marriages, He also knows politics is a tough business and Republicans need to win even if Christian rules about marriage are not followed to perfection. Democrats stole nearly all the black votes to elect Biden. I noticed the woman, Kim Kardashian, will be divorced soon and might make a good wife for Republican candidate Ted. https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...Idgig&usqp=CAU |
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