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Godfly 01-29-2010 06:00 AM

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I am shocked by these images but I am not surprised! The Orientals are just doing what they always do, taking an American idea and mass producing it in an all out war on Christian Values!

We all know the story of Superman, an inhuman mongrel from a planet God doesn't care about crash lands in the Midwest and is found and raised by the only non-christian farmers in five hundred miles. They raise him to hate God and help him to fully develop his satanic powers so that he can grow up to battle upstanding Republican men like Lex Luthor. This is bad enough, but I credit the hard working silent majority of Christians that they never drew him with even the slightest bulge.

The Orientals see this and imediately figure out how make it "better" Make Superman a woman, and add a gigantic penis! What the Hell is Wrong with the Japanese?

Capt. Aaron Portway 01-29-2010 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Godfly (Post 463003)
I am shocked by these images but I am not surprised! The Orientals are just doing what they always do, taking an American idea and mass producing it in an all out war on Christian Values!

We all know the story of Superman, an inhuman mongrel from a planet God doesn't care about crash lands in the Midwest and is found and raised by the only non-christian farmers in five hundred miles. They raise him to hate God and help him to fully develop his satanic powers so that he can grow up to battle upstanding Republican men like Lex Luthor. This is bad enough, but I credit the hard working silent majority of Christians that they never drew him with even the slightest bulge.

The Orientals see this and imediately figure out how make it "better" Make Superman a woman, and add a gigantic penis! What the Hell is Wrong with the Japanese?

More than you'll ever know friend. I've devoted a huge amount of my time to studying the various and numerous perversions of the yellow races. As you would guess, the Nips are #1 in twisted fetishes.:thumbdown:

And as I'm sure you already know, their goal is to infect the west, through our very children with any and all sex sicknesses they can imagine. My hard drive is nearly full of offensive Japo abominations. But as I have said before, this is my cross to bear. Jesus suffered the slings and arrows of those traitorous Jews and I will not rest until I have viewed each and every Jap perversion on the godless internets. I'm just that committed!

I'm doing it for the children friend. Because that is the kind of True Christian™ I am! Praise!

Godfly 01-29-2010 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway (Post 463013)
More than you'll ever know friend. I've devoted a huge amount of my time to studying the various and numerous perversions of the yellow races. As you would guess, the Nips are #1 in twisted fetishes.:thumbdown:

And as I'm sure you already know, their goal is to infect the west, through our very children with any and all sex sicknesses they can imagine. My hard drive is nearly full of offensive Japo abominations. But as I have said before, this is my cross to bear. Jesus suffered the slings and arrows of those traitorous Jews and I will not rest until I have viewed each and every Jap perversion on the godless internets. I'm just that committed!

I'm doing it for the children friend. Because that is the kind of True Christian™ I am! Praise!

God doesn't just see the hard drive full of oriental perversion on your computer, he sees the hard drive full of oriental perversion in your heart. God will help you carry this burden.:innocent:

Capt. Aaron Portway 01-29-2010 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Godfly (Post 463019)
God doesn't just see the hard drive full of oriental perversion on your computer, he sees the hard drive full of oriental perversion in your heart. God will help you carry this burden.:innocent:

Thank you for your support friend. Although the burden of my heart and hard drive are great, I know He is with me. I know Jesus is looking at animated Jap porn with me every step of the way! Glory!

TheLegitMan 01-30-2010 05:29 AM

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WHAT THE HELL? :ph34r:

Capt. Aaron Portway 01-30-2010 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLegitMan (Post 463970)
WHAT THE HELL? :ph34r:

Did I stutter?

Godfly 01-30-2010 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegitMan (Post 463970)
WHAT THE HELL? :ph34r:

Obviously this man needs to see more examples of these sinful pictures. Though I realize the toll it takes on you to look at and censor them, for the sake of this man's soul I ask that you post more as quickly as possible.

futa69 02-09-2010 05:59 AM

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Just some things:

1. Why christian people here call "unsaved trash, discusting, Pathetic, enemy of god" to non-Chrsitian people?? i was christian, but long ago a brother of my church called me "what are u doing u damn sinner" Thanks to him im closer to hell now, and u guys (people in this forum) are like him, christian people dont have to treat others like "trash" just because they're not chrsitians

2. Hey Pilot A. watever, how u found those pics?? thats not easy to found pics, that require time to found them

3.
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I had to fight back the urge to vomit CONSTANTLY while I was editing these disgusting pictures
Ya sure, and i have to fight back my urge to masturbate wen i see that images

4. What a cool censorship, u dont have to show the entire tits of all that girls, u just censored exactly niples and cockz

5. Stop to be religious people and stop trating the others like "trash" instead of that, pray to God for love for all the sinners, because if u call people "trash" thats only mean one thing; u hate that poeplo and dont have love to pray to God for him and if u have hate in ur hearth u have loose the most important fruit of spirit: Love

one more thing: i hear that forums are a fake, im not sure of that but if its true, that was funy xDD

P.D. Sorry for my english is crapy, hope u guys understand what i want to say ^^

Levi Jones 02-09-2010 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by futa
Just some things:

1. Why christian people here call "unsaved trash, discusting, Pathetic, enemy of god" to non-Chrsitian people?? i was christian, but long ago a brother of my church called me "what are u doing u damn sinner" Thanks to him im closer to hell now, and u guys (people in this forum) are like him, christian people dont have to treat others like "trash" just because they're not chrsitians

2. Hey Pilot A. watever, how u found those pics?? thats not easy to found pics, that require time to found them

3. Gross..
4. What a cool censorship, u dont have to show the entire tits of all that girls, u just censored exactly niples and cockz

5. Stop to be religious people and stop trating the others like "trash" instead of that, pray to God for love for all the sinners, because if u call people "trash" thats only mean one thing; u hate that poeplo and dont have love to pray to God for him and if u have hate in ur hearth u have loose the most important fruit of spirit: Love

P.D. Sorry for my english is crapy, hope u guys understand what i want to say ^^

Yeah, we get good. You searching for futanari. You come here. You think we evil because he censor picture.

Loud and clear, Long Duck dong.

Rev. Jim Osborne 02-09-2010 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by futa69 (Post 469407)
Just some things:

1. Why christian people here call "unsaved trash, discusting, Pathetic, enemy of god" to non-Chrsitian people?? i was christian, but long ago a brother of my church called me "what are u doing u damn sinner" Thanks to him im closer to hell now, and u guys (people in this forum) are like him, christian people dont have to treat others like "trash" just because they're not chrsitians

Because non-Christian people are unsaved trash and enemies of God.

1st Corinthians 10:20 But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils.
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2. Hey Pilot A. watever, how u found those pics?? thats not easy to found pics, that require time to found them
You can find any pic easily on the internet. It's not like Capt. Portway spends hours upon hours searching for futanari pics, if that's what you are implying.

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Ya sure, and i have to fight back my urge to masturbate wen i see that images
So you're gay, is that what you're trying to say?

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4. What a cool censorship, u dont have to show the entire tits of all that girls, u just censored exactly niples and cockz
Sounds like you are looking for a pornography site. This is not one. Please redirect yourself to a local pornography site that caters to your native language.

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5. Stop to be religious people and stop trating the others like "trash" instead of that, pray to God for love for all the sinners, because if u call people "trash" thats only mean one thing; u hate that poeplo and dont have love to pray to God for him and if u have hate in ur hearth u have loose the most important fruit of spirit: Love

one more thing: i hear that forums are a genuine, im not sure of that but if its true, that was funy xDD
I have no idea why we should give up our faith at your bidding.

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P.D. Sorry for my english is crapy, hope u guys understand what i want to say ^^
More or less.

Petal 02-09-2010 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by futa69 (Post 469407)
Ya sure, and i have to fight back my urge to masturbate wen i see that images

:icon8: here be the cures for them bad urges, an it be in engrish so you can unnerstands it -_-

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y66...d/nocallme.gif

Capt. Aaron Portway 02-09-2010 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by futa69 (Post 469407)
Just some things:

? ? ? ? ? ? ?

P.D. Sorry for my english is crapy, hope u guys understand what i want to say

Uhm . . . What?

Something about fruity spirits?

And I think I saw the word hearth in there somewhere.

Since I don't have the time to skim that again, I'll just assume this slope pervert is not happy with my work. Well, so solly Hop Sing. I'm not doing this so you can rub your little chink nub, I'm doing this to help Christians protect their children!:thumbsup:

Cranky Old Man 02-09-2010 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by futa69 (Post 469407)
P.D. Sorry for my english is crapy, hope u guys understand what i want to say ^^

We understand that you are on the fast track to hell. That's all we need to know. :sinner: :haha:

Revelation 20:10 "And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever."

Inverse 02-15-2010 06:24 AM

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Well i certainly didn't need or want to know this existed. I wonder how much of what i hear about japan is mainstream or in fact just the disgusting underbelly of it.

Pastor Ezekiel 02-15-2010 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Inverse (Post 471596)
Well i certainly didn't need or want to know this existed. I wonder how much of what i hear about japan is mainstream or in fact just the disgusting underbelly of it.

Friend, I spend quite a bit of time doing Missionary work over in the slope countries, and let me tell you, it's worse than you can imagine over there. :thumbdown:

Too many American children are lured into admiring chink cartoons and wild tales of ninja orgies and so on. The truth is, they are skinny little yellow monkeys who would rather bow down to that fat chinaman boodah than worship Jesus. They're sneaky, shifty-eyed devils who think lying is morally acceptable behavior and that cooked rat and half a cup of cold rice is breakfast. They are perverts one and all, and even they can't tell which ones are male and which ones female. :bad:

Stay as far away from the ornamental "countries" as you can! :fear2:

Godfly 02-15-2010 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 471605)
Friend, I spend quite a bit of time doing Missionary work over in the slope countries, and let me tell you, it's worse than you can imagine over there. :thumbdown:

Too many American children are lured into admiring chink cartoons and wild tales of ninja orgies and so on. The truth is, they are skinny little yellow monkeys who would rather bow down to that fat chinaman boodah than worship Jesus. They're sneaky, shifty-eyed devils who think lying is morally acceptable behavior and that cooked rat and half a cup of cold rice is breakfast. They are perverts one and all, and even they can't tell which ones are male and which ones female. :bad:

Stay as far away from the ornamental "countries" as you can! :fear2:

Yet you never give up on the little yellow devils. Your patience must come straight from God himself.

Philippe 02-26-2010 07:35 PM

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Oh My GOD!!
Accidentally, I landed on an American web comic, with disgusting images looking like those filthy Jap ones!!
I'm not even sure I'll be daring enough to post it here. Tell me if I have to, or if it's better I refrain myself.
Something must be done, because I'm afraid that no country is safe from their corruption!

Capt. Aaron Portway 02-26-2010 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Philippe (Post 479114)
Oh My GOD!!
Accidentally, I landed on an American web comic, with disgusting images looking like those filthy Jap ones!!
I'm not even sure I'll be daring enough to post it here. Tell me if I have to, or if it's better I refrain myself.
Something must be done, because I'm afraid that no country is safe from their corruption!

If you're posting it to help save Christian children, please do so, but it must be censored so it won't offend the Godly True Christians™ on this Holy board.

If you are posting it because you are sick pervert who wants to offend us, please don't post it at all.

So, which is it friend?

Capt. Aaron Portway 02-26-2010 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway (Post 479119)
If you're posting it to help save Christian children, please do so, but it must be censored so it won't offend the Godly True Christians™ on this Holy board.

If you are posting it because you are sick pervert who wants to offend us, please don't post it at all.

So, which is it friend?

Oh dear, our Belgican friend was not able to follow simple directions! I told him that we censor disgusting pornography before we post it here.

A pity really, I think his heart was in the right place. He was just trying to help . . . I think. Or he was a sick pervert trying to corrupt us. It's so hard to tell sometimes!

Philippe is back 02-27-2010 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway (Post 479153)
Oh dear, our Belgican friend was not able to follow simple directions! I told him that we censor disgusting pornography before we post it here.

Yes, I've been banned because of that :(
I'm sorry if I offended God and the readers of this thread. It's just that if I had censored those small images, we couldn't have been able to see anything. But I realize it was a mistake to post it anyway. I should have thought twice before doing that.
It won't happen again. Anyway, I suppose I'll be banned again, but I just wanted to plead my cause.
Maybe if I could tithe to the Landover Church, that would please Jesus and he would forgive me. I don't know.

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Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway (Post 479153)
A pity really, I think his heart was in the right place. He was just trying to help . . . I think. Or he was a sick pervert trying to corrupt us. It's so hard to tell sometimes!

No, no, really, if I had been a pervert, I wouldn't have asked for your opinion before posting the image. It was just a genuine concern, and once again, I apologize.

See you soon, maybe, if the Lord allows me to stay. If not, well... God bless you all.


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