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Seth Campbell 05-09-2010 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidoain (Post 520060)
Don't thank me, thank their moderator. I did not chose my Avatar and unsaved trash cant modify avatar. Check my history post before you judge me.

Anyway, i request that thread to be close because what if kids do come here? Japanese wont be the one to be blamed this time.

Who are you to request anything on this board?

WinterFresh 05-09-2010 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidoain (Post 520060)
Don't thank me, thank their moderator. I did not chose my Avatar and unsaved trash cant modify avatar. Check my history post before you judge me.

I didn't say you are gay. I said that your avatar is kinda gayish.

Cranky Old Man 05-09-2010 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by WinterFresh (Post 520073)
I said that your avatar is kinda gayish.

How did you become such an expert on these matters?

Why you should stop being gay:

Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which w as meet."

WinterFresh 05-09-2010 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 520079)
How did you become such an expert on these matters?

Why you should stop being gay:

Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which w as meet."

I am not gay.

Cranky Old Man 05-09-2010 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by WinterFresh (Post 520080)
I am not gay.

You cannot fool Jesus.

Capt. Aaron Portway 05-10-2010 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 520057)
Why are you heathens bringing porn into our threads?! Why!

In the Christian parenting section yet! Do you not think us women are going to come in here? Is this how you get your jollies? By offending Christian women with your filth?

I am absolutely disgusted by you people (if you are people and not demons). I don't understand why the Pastors let you stay on here. I would of banned you the instant you put such filth on here. What if my boys had been sitting beside me when I opened this thread? Do you really think I want to scar their little minds with your filth.

You're nothing but a bunch of sick little perverts trying to twist children to your perversions.

I hope you're not calling me a heathen Sister. I post these censored images specifically to protect our future True Christian™ children from this slant-produce porno. As you are a mere woman who is currently without a man to guide her, I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you were referring to the Unsaved Trash that are posting in this thread.

As for your sons seeing this filth, I have to ask why you would even allow your kids to use the world wide webs at all. Landover is the only decent website page on the entire internets! Your boys should be reading the Bible when you're not home schooling them, not surfing the information super highways for dirty pictures.

BelieverInGod 05-10-2010 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway (Post 520213)
I hope you're not calling me a heathen Sister. I post these censored images specifically to protect our future True Christian™ children from this slant-produce porno. As you are a mere woman who is currently without a man to guide her, I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you were referring to the Unsaved Trash that are posting in this thread.

As for your sons seeing this filth, I have to ask why you would even allow your kids to use the world wide webs at all. Landover is the only decent website page on the entire internets! Your boys should be reading the Bible when you're not home schooling them, not surfing the information super highways for dirty pictures.

No Brother, I saw that you were only posting images to combat these heathen pigs. I'm sorry that my using the word heathen was not clear enough. You are correct, I should of used the term Unsaved Trash.

Sometimes when the older boys are doing scripture copying I will have my 19 month old son on the couch with me as I'm reading this board, he is the most likely to see such filth. Yes you censor out the filthy parts, but the Unsaved Trash do not. I think it's their own little perversion to post such things on a Godly forum in hopes of shocking either a Christian Lady or a child.

I do also go onto Pastor Andersons site, his wife has a wonderful blog about being a Godly wife, and there are a couple of others that I enjoy.

WinterFresh 05-10-2010 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 520081)
You cannot fool Jesus.

You are not Jesus.

@Pastor Ezekiel
I did not call anybody gay.

James Dewitt 05-10-2010 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by WinterFresh (Post 520261)
You are not Jesus.

@Pastor Ezekiel
I did not call anybody gay.


Cranky never claimed to be Jesus, he said that you cannot fool Jesus.

I kinda agree with you slowdrain looks Gay, oh heck lets quit dancing around the subject, he is a Homersexural.

Pastor Ezekiel 05-10-2010 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by WinterFresh (Post 520073)
I didn't say you are gay. I said that your avatar is kinda gayish.

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Originally Posted by WinterFresh (Post 520261)
@Pastor Ezekiel
I did not call anybody gay.

Liar. All you did was to toss an insult with your left hand. :badmood:

WinterFresh 05-10-2010 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 520372)
Liar. All you did was to toss an insult with your left hand. :badmood:

Something is not somebody...but whatever, as far as I care you probably think that you can read minds on the Internet as well.

Oh wait, maybe you are so experienced with gays that you predict that someday my sexual orientation will turn to men?

Cranky Old Man 05-10-2010 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by WinterFresh (Post 520380)
Something is not somebody...but whatever, as far as I care you probably think that you can read minds on the Internet as well. Oh wait, maybe you are so experienced with gays that you predict that someday my sexual orientation will turn to men?

No. We know you are gay but for some reason you are in denial about it. Your first step now should be to admit you have this problem, after which you can fix it by stopping to be gay. Please hurry, children are watching this.

James Dewitt 05-10-2010 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 520382)
No. We know you are gay but for some reason you are in denial about it. Your first step now should be to admit you have this problem, after which you can fix it by stopping to be gay. Please hurry, children are watching this.

That makes total sense Cranky, WinterFresh picked up on Slowdrain being a Homer because He is a Homer. I wonder if they will stop being homers or will they just move to San Francisco and have a Homer wedding? :lol:

Pastor Ezekiel 05-10-2010 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by WinterFresh (Post 520380)
Something is not somebody...but whatever, as far as I care you probably think that you can read minds on the Internet as well.

Oh wait, maybe you are so experienced with gays that you predict that someday my sexual orientation will turn to men?

I am in fact VERY experienced with homersexurals. I have brought countless queers to Christ, saving them from an eternity of gulping sulfur in hell.

Do you have a problem with that, nancy? :huh:

Sidoain 05-11-2010 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by James Dewitt (Post 520426)
That makes total sense Cranky, WinterFresh picked up on Slowdrain being a Homer because He is a Homer. I wonder if they will stop being homers or will they just move to San Francisco and have a Homer wedding? :lol:

If by homer, you talk about someone who stay at home all day, then i am not one. I work and go to Gym every days. Weekends, i chill with my friends outside home.

Anyway, i wont deny you guys saying that we are gay because apparently, you guys can judge anyone. So in that case, there is no point to have an argument.

The Hand 05-11-2010 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Sidoain (Post 520515)
Anyway, i wont deny you guys saying that we are gay because apparently, you guys can judge anyone. So in that case, there is no point to have an argument.

That wasn't so hard to admit now, was it?

IamAHatemonger 05-11-2010 12:33 AM

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sooomebody's looking up cartoon porn. that's kinda disgusting, dude.

futa69 05-11-2010 12:38 AM

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some people here are saying "japanese people are sick, weird, evil, etc etc", imagine if a japanese member of your congregation read this ? or imagine if Japanese people read this thread !!! a Baptist church is the guilty of a new war !!! xDD Hey Captain portrait (or watever), keep posting more images even with ur crapy censorship, ur images are still hot :P

Pastor Ezekiel 05-11-2010 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by futa69 (Post 520523)
some people here are saying "japanese people are sick, weird, evil, etc etc", imagine if a japanese member of your congregation read this ? or imagine if Japanese people read this thread !!! a Baptist church is the guilty of a new war !!!

Son, I spend quite a bit of time ministering to the slopes over there, and I can tell you they are a godless bunch.

Amos Samuel 05-11-2010 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by WinterFresh (Post 520380)
Something is not somebody...but whatever, as far as I care you probably think that you can read minds on the Internet as well.

Oh wait, maybe you are so experienced with gays that you predict that someday my sexual orientation will turn to men?

No, we believe your sexual orientation will remain with men as you are obviously already an unsaved homosexual. Be careful son, Jesus is watching. Stop being gay and accept Christ. REPENT!

Romans 001:032 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.


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