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Roonil Wazlib 04-11-2011 05:13 PM

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!
 
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 729677)
The parentsw of little Timmy Wilkinson though it was an innocent game too. That is until little timmy raped several farm animals, then went on and raped th entire class of special ed kids. Now, the special ed rapes were forgiveable but innocent animals? Timmy then went on a shooting rampage, snuffing five smock wearers at Kmart.

Yeah, a innocent game. Al, I know is before he got that satanic game, he was a good kid. He was a cub scout in the pack I was leader of.

Where exactly did you hear about this? If it's "a friend told me", then please don't bother replying. I sure haven't raped anyone, farm animal, special ed, or otherwise, nor have I shot anyone at K-Mart, so perhaps this Timmy Wilkinson was just crazy to begin with, assuming he exists at all.

JaeEazy 04-12-2011 08:18 AM

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!
 
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 729677)
The parentsw of little Timmy Wilkinson though it was an innocent game too. That is until little timmy raped several farm animals, then went on and raped th entire class of special ed kids. Now, the special ed rapes were forgiveable but innocent animals? Timmy then went on a shooting rampage, snuffing five smock wearers at Kmart.

Yeah, a innocent game. Al, I know is before he got that satanic game, he was a good kid. He was a cub scout in the pack I was leader of.

Though some video games are harmful to some, games made by Nintendo are generally family oriented.

http://www.ehow.com/list_6027076_chr...wii-games.html

The article above gives a couple reviews on a few of Nintendo's games, using a Christian scale. They're just another form of entertainment, though some go too far, like Mortal Kombat, God of War, and Grand Theft Auto, which are very influential if in the wrong hands. I's really like a source on your Timmy Wilkinson rampage you mentioned? And how is the rape of Special Ed children forgivable?
Deuteronomy 22:25-28 Deuteronomy 22:28-29 x2 Romans 1:26-27 Again! x 3Deuteronomy 22:23-24 x4 Genesis 19:1-38 Jeremiah 1:5 Numbers 31:7-18 Galatians 5:19-21 1 Corinthians 6:9-11 1 Corinthians 6:9 Again!Romans 1:26-2:1 Doesn't exist Romans 1:26 Again! Luke 18:9-14 Luke 10:10-13 Luke 1:39-44 Matthew 22:36-39 Matthew 18:15-17 Matthew 10:15 Matthew 7:1-2 Ezekiel 16:49-50 Ezekiel 16:48-50 Again! Psalm 139:13-16 2 Kings 23:7 1 Kings 14:24 Judges 19:1-30 Deuteronomy 23:17-18 Deuteronomy 23:17 Again! Leviticus 20:13 Leviticus 20:10-16 Leviticus 20:1-27 Again!Leviticus 18:22 Leviticus 18:19-23 Again!Exodus 21:22-25 Genesis 19:5 Genesis 1:26-27


I originally thought I was wrong. But then God spoke to me. He told me not to waver in the false beliefs of you people. I can't say whether you believe in God or not, though you guys claim too. But you guys believe in a different idea of God. That much is certain.

And you can't talking about murdering innocent animals, when you guys killed several rabbits yourself. All because you heard a child had a pet and it embodies the devil. There's no way to know that for sure, but a crime is still a crime and those animals were innocent as far as we know. You guys are nothing more than hateful monsters and should be ashamed. As I said before, the bible says we should be tolerant of others, despite difference. It also said that we shouldn't hate others.

1 John 4:20
Proverbs 10:12 1 John 3:15 Ephesians 4:29 Proverbs 6:16-19 Leviticus 19:17 1 Corinthians 13:4-7 Matthew 6:24 Proverbs 8:13 John 13:34-35 Psalm 97:10 Romans 6:23 Proverbs 15:1 Psalm 101:31 John 1:9 Ephesians 2:8-9 John 10:10 Matthew 10:34 Matthew 10:22 Matthew 5:21 Malachi 1:3 Proverbs 31:6-7 Psalm 119:163 Ephesians 4:28 Ephesians 2:8 John 14:1-3 Psalm 51:6 John 3:16


And for the record, the bible wasn't written BY God. It was written FOR God. By forty different author's. And it's not only a holy book. It contains the earliest days of history, as well as rules to live by. It even contains quotes directly from God. People in the forums keep telling you guys that a lot, not all, of the stuff in the bible are metaphors and they're right.

For example, we are all born sinners. As we grow older, we're still sinners. The only perfect human being was Jesus, which of course, was God in human form. You guys say that Lot was a "just man", but he was a sinner too. But he was save by the two angel's who visited him.

The incest that occurred between Lot and his daughters has raised many questions, debates and theories as to what the real motives were, who really was at fault, and the level of bias the author of Genesis Chapter 19 had. However, biblical scholars such as Jacob Milgrom, Victor P. Hamilton, and Cakum Carmichael, postulate that the Levitical Laws could not have been developed the way they were, without controversial issues surrounding the Patriarchs of Israel, especially in regards to incest. Carmichael even attributes the entire formulation of the Levitical laws on the lives of the founding fathers of the nation, such as: Abraham, Jacob, Judah, Moses and David who were outstanding figures in Israelite tradition, including the righteous Lot.


According to the above mentioned scholars, the Patriarchs of Israel are the key to understanding how the Priestly laws concerning incest has developed. Incest amongst the patriarchs are as follows: Abraham marries his half-sister; Sarai[Gen.20:11,12] Abraham's brother, Nahor, marries their niece; Milcah [Gen.11:27-29] Isaac marries Rebekah his first cousin, once removed;[Gen.27:42,43;29:10] Jacob marries two sisters who are his first cousins [Gen.29:10,Ch.29] and Moses's parents are nephew and aunt (father's sister).[Exod.6:20] Therefore, it surely mattered to the lawgiver how the issues of incest pertained to these Patriarchs and they are the basis for the laws of the Book of Leviticus chapters 18 and 20.


There are other scholars who also state that the Levitical laws against incest were created to separate the lifestyle of the Israelite from the sinful lifestyle of the cursed people of Canaan,[Gen.9:22-28] despite any incestual involvements the Patriarchs had in the past. The Levitical laws were needed for a developing nation who needed to be seen as different from the world, cleansed and blameless: The first step starting with circumcision.[Gen.17:1,10;Ch.17] So nothing could be held against the Patriarchs for incestuous behavior because this was part of progressive development, from the ways of the world to becoming blameless before their God.[Gen.17:1]

In the end, you guys have a long way to go before you can be with God. I suggest that you leave your "gated community", go to a different church, read your bible again, pray, and ask for forgiveness.

Cursed 04-12-2011 08:26 AM

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!
 
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Originally Posted by JaeEazy (Post 730367)
The incest that occurred between Lot and his daughters has raised many questions, debates and theories as to what the real motives were, who really was at fault, and the level of bias the author of Genesis Chapter 19 had. However, biblical scholars such as Jacob Milgrom, Victor P. Hamilton, and Cakum Carmichael, postulate that the Levitical Laws could not have been developed the way they were, without controversial issues surrounding the Patriarchs of Israel, especially in regards to incest. Carmichael even attributes the entire formulation of the Levitical laws on the lives of the founding fathers of the nation, such as: Abraham, Jacob, Judah, Moses and David who were outstanding figures in Israelite tradition, including the righteous Lot.


According to the above mentioned scholars, the Patriarchs of Israel are the key to understanding how the Priestly laws concerning incest has developed. Incest amongst the patriarchs are as follows: Abraham marries his half-sister; Sarai[Gen.20:11,12] Abraham's brother, Nahor, marries their niece; Milcah [Gen.11:27-29] Isaac marries Rebekah his first cousin, once removed;[Gen.27:42,43;29:10] Jacob marries two sisters who are his first cousins [Gen.29:10,Ch.29] and Moses's parents are nephew and aunt (father's sister).[Exod.6:20] Therefore, it surely mattered to the lawgiver how the issues of incest pertained to these Patriarchs and they are the basis for the laws of the Book of Leviticus chapters 18 and 20.


There are other scholars who also state that the Levitical laws against incest were created to separate the lifestyle of the Israelite from the sinful lifestyle of the cursed people of Canaan,[Gen.9:22-28] despite any incestual involvements the Patriarchs had in the past. The Levitical laws were needed for a developing nation who needed to be seen as different from the world, cleansed and blameless: The first step starting with circumcision.[Gen.17:1,10;Ch.17] So nothing could be held against the Patriarchs for incestuous behavior because this was part of progressive development, from the ways of the world to becoming blameless before their God.[Gen.17:1]

How dare you plagiarize wikipedia and not give credit!

Your "commentary" on Lot and his daughters is lifted directly from that source, and you tried to pass it off as your own writing.

You're obviously not a Christian, no True Christian would steal the intellectual property of another, don't preach to us about right and wrong, you thief! SHAME ON YOU!!!

Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson 04-12-2011 08:50 AM

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!
 
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Originally Posted by JaeEazy (Post 730367)
I originally thought I was wrong. But then God spoke to me. He told me not to waver in the false beliefs of you people. I can't say whether you believe in God or not, though you guys claim too. But you guys believe in a different idea of God. That much is certain.

You mean God spoke to you and told you exactly what you already believed to be true? Stop the presses!

You can post a big pile of scriptures, but you have no idea what they mean or pertain to. I'm not going to go over that. You brought them in here. Show how they are pertinent to the discussion at hand.

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Originally Posted by JaeEazy (Post 730367)
And you can't talking about murdering innocent animals, when you guys killed several rabbits yourself.

It's just a rabbit. Haven't you ever shot a wild hare? I used to keep an air rifle .22 just for hares that tried to eat out of my garden. You can only eat the spring hares, though.

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Originally Posted by JaeEazy (Post 730367)
As I said before, the bible says we should be tolerant of others, despite difference. It also said that we shouldn't hate others.

You have somehow managed to post scriptures that say we are to judge others. I don't know exactly how you did that, unless you didn't read any of them. You just copied and pasted some verses you thought agreed with you.How embarrassing for you.

Roonil Wazlib 04-12-2011 10:29 AM

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Roonil Wazlib (Post 729703)
Where exactly did you hear about this? If it's "a friend told me", then please don't bother replying. I sure haven't raped anyone, farm animal, special ed, or otherwise, nor have I shot anyone at K-Mart, so perhaps this Timmy Wilkinson was just crazy to begin with, assuming he exists at all.

Wait, I got 500 infraction points for plagiarism? Do you people even know what plagiarism is? It means copying someone without citing a source. All I said was stuff that I didn't do, I kind of assumed I wouldn't need a source. And I didn't copy anyone's information besides going point-by-point from Mr. Hutchins's post as to what I didn't do after buying a Nintendo 3DS. It was right after the post, so even you people can't possibly believe I'd need one.

Mr. Hutchins is the one who failed to cite his source. He makes a serious accusation, which I do research on to find it isn't true at all, no one wants him to cite a source?

Jesus always taught that, when slapped (I know you didn't literally slap me, if you try to make that point then please learn how to use a dictionary so you can learn what a metaphor is), to turn the other cheek. But in this case I think even Jesus himself would slap you guys back.

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D. 04-12-2011 11:10 AM

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!
 
Dear Roonil Wazlib,

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Originally Posted by Roonil Wazlib (Post 730408)
Jesus always taught that, when slapped (I know you didn't literally slap me, if you try to make that point then please learn how to use a dictionary so you can learn what a metaphor is), to turn the other cheek. But in this case I think even Jesus himself would slap you guys back.

You are no doubt referring to Matthew 5:38-42 and Luke 6:27-31. First of all, as you already mentioned, no one literally slapped you. So the scripture clearly does not apply to your case.

But there is more that can be said about this. Communists have been abusing this scripture for decades to change Americans into defenseless pacifist drug addicted hippies just waiting for Muslims to take over. But as Leviticus 24:19–21 and Deuteronomy 19:16-21 make clear, if someone attacks us, we have to retaliate! An eye for an eye! God is no sissy and He doesn't want us to behave like sissies either.

I hope you learned something here.

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

James Hutchins 04-12-2011 02:00 PM

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Roonil Wazlib (Post 730408)
Wait, I got 500 infraction points for plagiarism? Do you people even know what plagiarism is? It means copying someone without citing a source. All I said was stuff that I didn't do, I kind of assumed I wouldn't need a source. And I didn't copy anyone's information besides going point-by-point from Mr. Hutchins's post as to what I didn't do after buying a Nintendo 3DS. It was right after the post, so even you people can't possibly believe I'd need one.

Mr. Hutchins is the one who failed to cite his source. He makes a serious accusation, which I do research on to find it isn't true at all, no one wants him to cite a source?

Jesus always taught that, when slapped (I know you didn't literally slap me, if you try to make that point then please learn how to use a dictionary so you can learn what a metaphor is), to turn the other cheek. But in this case I think even Jesus himself would slap you guys back.

Sorry, I was busing admonishing some of the help and now I have blisters from the paddle.

This occured out near Huntinton, WV. I had stopped at Mo and Pearls Diner for lunch (best meatloaf in all of WV) and picked up a copy of the Huntington Gazette. I seem to recall that Mr. Wilkinson got fired from the feed store as none of the farmers wanted feed for their animals touched by a Wilkinson. Really can't blame them. Poor animals would have to relive the horror of being raped every meal. Mr. Wilkinson shot himself shortly thereafter. No one talks about it as it is blemish on the fine towns reputation. One of those dirty little secrets. Drive out there and ask anyone.

worshiper29 04-19-2011 10:13 PM

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!
 
Wow, this is disturbing! My wife almost bought my sons that system since they were nagging her for one! My boys would've certainly been sodomized by those nasty, vile things.

Rev. Q 04-23-2011 09:34 PM

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!
 
The only wholesome video game ever made for ANY Nintendo device that I am aware of was this one:
http://obsoletegamer.com/wp-content/...adventures.jpg
...and that wasn't even produced by the Japs, but by some faithful nerds at Wisdom Tree in Arizona, which just may be the next battleground where the pinko commie socialists try to sink their unholy teeth.

Granted, even their Bible-themed games cheapen the TRUE MESSAGE of HIS WORD, as evidenced by the fine print stating "Scripture taken from the HOLY BIBLE (sic), New International Version."

BelieverInGod 04-23-2011 09:52 PM

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Rev. Q (Post 738419)
The only wholesome video game ever made for ANY Nintendo device that I am aware of was this one:
http://obsoletegamer.com/wp-content/...adventures.jpg
...and that wasn't even produced by the Japs, but by some faithful nerds at Wisdom Tree in Arizona, which just may be the next battleground where the pinko commie socialists try to sink their unholy teeth.

Granted, even their Bible-themed games cheapen the TRUE MESSAGE of HIS WORD, as evidenced by the fine print stating "Scripture taken from the HOLY BIBLE (sic), New International Version."

Well there you have it, if it's taken from the NIV, then it is a perversion of the Holy Word and meant to lead people to Hell.

Thank you for the warning, we were considering allowing these Wisdom Tree games into our house.

Aussie Drunkard 04-24-2011 10:09 AM

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[QUOTE=sonovawhore;717028]
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 716776)
Apparently Japan learned nothing from their recent punishment by God. Instead of becoming decent and serving Jesus they released the Nintendo 3DS to destroy our children! :thumbdown:

Japan JUST suffered a mass devastation in loss of thousands of innocent lives to destructive natural disasters and you have the AUDACITY to criticize them and declare them and their products 'indecent'. Shame on you.:victory:

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 716776)
Apparently Japan learned nothing from their recent punishment by God. Instead of becoming decent and serving Jesus they released the Nintendo 3DS to destroy our children! :thumbdown:

Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."

3D Gaming, the ultimate Satanic invention!
Three-Dimensional gaming is pure evil. While we have been working on getting dangerous video games banned for years, the Nintendo 3DS changes all games into pornographic sex games! It is no longer possible to protect our children from Japanese filth. Take this innocent Japanese girl for example. The 3D capabilities of the Nintendo 3DS will allow your innocent children to look from the bottom up and look at the girls underwear. Changing innocent children into masturbating maniacs! :fear2:

Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."


http://i.imgur.com/Z83sA.png

All Nintendo 3DS devices are highly radioactive!
The Nintendo factory is very close to the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant. They even share the same canteen! What Nintendo claims to be "Top Screen Backlight" is actually radiation! They are polluting both the souls and the bodies of our innocent children! :furious:

Jeremiah 9:15 "Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will feed them, even this people, with wormwood, and give them water of gall to drink."

http://i.imgur.com/17mgt.jpg

It rapes your children!
When your innocent child unwraps his new Nintendo 3DS he will be in for a nasty surprise! The accessories included with the Nintento 3DS have but one purpose! Raping your child over and over until he voluntarily wants to move to Japan to manually clean up the Fukushima Daiichi reactors! :shok:

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."


http://i.imgur.com/3nEao.jpg



HOW exactly is a Nintendo going to rape a child?:angry:

BelieverInGod 04-24-2011 05:56 PM

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!
 
[QUOTE=Aussie Drunkard;738900]
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Originally Posted by sonovawhore (Post 717028)

HOW exactly is a Nintendo going to rape a child?:angry:

You quoted the post yet didn't bother to read it?

:drinks_wine:Perhaps you should drag yourself out of your bottle long enough to read the thread before you post on it.

worshiper29 04-26-2011 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 739043)
You quoted the post yet didn't bother to read it?

:drinks_wine:Perhaps you should drag yourself out of your bottle long enough to read the thread before you post on it.


Amen. It's good to see some Godly wisdom like this. :thumbsup:

Baharoth Ladd 04-29-2011 12:19 AM

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With all due respect, I think you are exaggerating about this Nintendo 3DS.
To start with:
-Nintendo company and factory are NOT in Fukushima. The Nintendo Company HQ is in Kyoto. Fukushima is in the middle of Japan, Kyoto being at the south, really far from radioactivity for what I see.
*Here, a map so you can see were is Kyoto and Fukoshima "http://www.worldmapnow.com/images/2009/11/japan-map2.jpg"*

-Now for the device itself, it is made in CHINA. And that is FAR from Japan. How can I tell that? It says in the back of the device: "Made in China"

Yes I touch it more than a weeK ago and I am not sick nor dead.
So the probabilities that they are "Radioactive" are kind of low.

-This was not written to offend any believer or whatsover.
Be happy and God Bless you all!-

Cranky Old Man 04-29-2011 01:33 PM

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Baharoth Ladd (Post 741736)
-Nintendo company and factory are NOT in Fukushima. The Nintendo Company HQ is in Kyoto. Fukushima is in the middle of Japan, Kyoto being at the south, really far from radioactivity for what I see.

Kyoto Fukushima it's all the same. Japan is very small you know.

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Yes I touch it more than a weeK ago and I am not sick nor dead.
So the probabilities that they are "Radioactive" are kind of low.
Are you retarded? The problem with radioactivity is that it kills you slowly. So you probably already got a lethal dosage, you just don't realize it yet.

Just buy a Geiger counter and keep it close to your 3DS (or yourself for that matter) and you will see I am 100% right.

http://i.imgur.com/kUXKB.jpg

Chuck Norris 04-29-2011 03:05 PM

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I like the way you call this japanese girl "innocent", it was made to excite the people, and it's called HENTAI. :thumbsup:

Bob 04-29-2011 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris (Post 742092)
I like the way you call this japanese girl "innocent", it was made to excite the people, and it's called HENTAI. :thumbsup:

I have been doing some extensive research on this for my Pastor. It's Anime, not Hentai. Hentai is much much worse. :thumbdown:

Chuck Norris 04-29-2011 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Techno Bob (Post 742101)
I have been doing some extensive research on this for my Pastor. It's Anime, not Hentai. Hentai is much much worse. :thumbdown:

"Anime" just means it's a VIDEO, you can have Hentai animes, and this one is obviously a hentai/ecchi one. :thumbsup:

Chuck Norris 04-29-2011 03:34 PM

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!
 
at least it shows that you don't know what you are talking about, First of all, they aren't any accessories going with the 3DS, the FAAAAAAKE picture you linked is a JOKE made by a man like you and me which wants to make fun of the WII (which is ANOTHER console) controllers which are like that : http://venturebeat.com/wp-content/up...controller.jpg

I don't know where you found your informations, but 99.999999% of them are incredibly wrong.

Cranky Old Man 04-29-2011 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris (Post 742113)
I don't know where you found your informations

The Holy Bible and my Christian search engine. I trust those a lot more than some little girl pretending to be Chuck Norris.


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