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SUV 06-02-2009 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Wide-Open (Post 333207)
Cancer, wasn't it!

GLORY, the Lord knows how to deal with people like this! :thumbsup:

I Hope she doesn't try to jump off when the Hell Train makes it's next stop: The evil, also-cancerous, Patrick Swayze :angry:

Can't you just see the two of them together, looking out the window and discussing the scenery!

Sickening :bad:

Wide-Open 06-02-2009 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SUV (Post 333209)
Can't you just see the two of them together, looking out the window and discussing the scenery!

Sickening :bad:

They'd probably start a rock band called "My Chemo Romance". :fear2:

Bobby-Joe 06-02-2009 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet (Post 333155)
The Love Boat

http://tvphotogalleries.com/data/510/1love-boat.jpg

The "plot" of every episode involves a group of people fornicating on the open seas. That's indecent. Phyllis Diller and Charo as recurring guest stars? That's unconscionable.

http://thm-a01.yimg.com/image/3317942f4f7902aa http://thm-a04.yimg.com/image/29b23e53baa39f2a

Let us not forget the hellish stepchild of Love Boat

http://thetimetravellers.files.wordp...008/02/102.jpg

Star Trek the Next Generation

The parallels are all to obvious

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3180/...387f33152e.jpghttp://cruiseferret.com/wp-content/u...in-stubing.jpg
Just look at the ship captains.

Every episode about a group of people fornicating with themselves and strangers in outer space.

Whoopi Goldberg was a recurring guest stat

http://www.trekweb.com/images/storie...be5afb48-1.jpg

Thus evil repeats itself.

Pastor Isaac Peters 06-02-2009 05:16 PM

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Speaking of Star Dreck, let's not forget Star Trek: Voyager, with Captain Kathryn Rugmuncher, a holographically projected bitchy queen as the ship's doctor, and B'Elanna Torres, a child of miscegenation whose non-Earthling parent probably hadn't even been to an ex-Klingon ministry first.

SayvedByTheLord 06-02-2009 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway (Post 332675)

And didn't that Valerie whatever-her-name-is marry some depraved rock and roller?

Indeed she did, and they had a child they named Beelzebub, Caligula, or something like that.

Old Man Hatchet 06-02-2009 06:32 PM

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I Love Lucy

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...itleScreen.jpg

I have never been able to understand this show. I mean that literally. Lucy's incessant crying and Ricky's accent make them unintelligible.

http://thm-a02.yimg.com/image/b0c59b9037af3dcc http://thm-a04.yimg.com/image/6d84a0e97ec093ba

Incomprehensibility aside, I am offended by a white woman being married to a Mexican.

Pastor Isaac Peters 06-02-2009 06:48 PM

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Brother, I Love Lucy does have one redeeming characteristic, namely, the way in which it portrays relations between the sexes. Even though Ricky is an El-Salivadorean, or whatever the heck he is, Lucy never successfully escapes from her Divinely ordained role as a submissive help meet for him. She even says, "Yes, Sir" to him.

Mad Prophet Helmholtz 06-02-2009 07:04 PM

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http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/reverb/corky.jpg

LIFE GOES ON, anyone? Here we see Corky being the middle of a Manwich with two queers as the buns.

What a sick, vile show this was. Corky burns down the restaurant, crashes a car during a driving test, tries to have a baby with another retard girl, and it featured a HIV+ character in sympathetic light.

Praise Spaceship Jesus for axe-ing this travesty!

who_r_u 06-02-2009 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher (Post 332627)
Touched by an Angel. What a blasphemous show this is! First of all, where in the Bible does it say there are female angels?! It doesn't! http://www.geocities.com/cobblestone...tbiblical.html

And even worse than that, on this program the black female angel is in charge of the white one. What?! As if the Lord God would allow such an arrangement within the workings of the Heavenly Kingdom. If there are any black angels, you can rest assured they are simply there to assist the white ones.


so are you saying people of color are subordinate to white people? if so, you are an idiot.

who_r_u 06-02-2009 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet (Post 333336)
I Love Lucy

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...itleScreen.jpg

I have never been able to understand this show. I mean that literally. Lucy's incessant crying and Ricky's accent make them unintelligible.

http://thm-a02.yimg.com/image/b0c59b9037af3dcc http://thm-a04.yimg.com/image/6d84a0e97ec093ba

Incomprehensibility aside, I am offended by a white woman being married to a Mexican.


racist. hate. ignorance.

SUV 06-02-2009 08:44 PM

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http://thm-a04.yimg.com/image/6d84a0e97ec093ba

Apparently, Lucy-Morals (Morales?) wasn't enough for this beanzer - Evidence the way he is leering at all White women, everywhere! :angry:

Meek and Humble 06-03-2009 12:08 AM

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Weren't Lucy and Desi communists too? Desi was Cuban after all...

Nobar King 06-03-2009 12:20 AM

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CSI Miami, with that slow-talking David Caruso. Have you ever noticed how outrageously colorful everything is? A rainbow here, a rainbow there, soon you can tell that the lighting director is a little light in his loafers.

Nurse Clampett 06-03-2009 01:29 AM

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http://i654.photobucket.com/albums/u...g?t=1243992386
Damn, damn, damn Good Times! A show about a black family not slinging crack nor living off the government? Please!

Daisy Mae Johnson 06-03-2009 02:09 AM

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Love American Style.:angry: This disgusting show is all about fornication and adultry and should be removed from the airwaves. :angry: How dare they feature the show around something as wholesome as the American and fireworks!

Theme song



Episode on a torrid, disgusting affair



A Wedding at a NUDIST colony!


James Hutchins 06-03-2009 02:33 AM

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http://www.soundtrackcollector.com/i...(1982)(TV).gif

I think the picture says it all. nigras, hispanics, micks, all gay, flaunting their perversions,

Old Man Hatchet 06-03-2009 10:10 AM

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http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...sHutcins-1.jpg

Sir, your wife is a stilettoed whore.

James Hutchins 06-03-2009 11:05 AM

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No sure what you mean by 'stilettoed'? If you are referring to her foot gear, that is to keep her raised above the pig slop and chicken deficiation when she is out doing chores. Of course she is a whore, she is a woman who has born children.

James Hutchins 06-03-2009 11:07 AM

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I see the image of the show that upset me is gone. So here is another:
http://internetservices.readingeagle.../read/fame.jpg

Old Man Hatchet 06-03-2009 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 333856)
No sure what you mean by 'stilettoed'? If you are referring to her foot gear, that is to keep her raised above the pig slop and chicken deficiation when she is out doing chores. Of course she is a whore, she is a woman who has born children.

"Stilettoed" does indeed refer to her shoes. I'm happy to have expanded your lexicon. Also, I'll pass along your silly and desperate explanation to the local farmers so they can have a good laugh.

http://static.flickr.com/1296/571583242_b1e8d25d14.jpg

And of course your wife is a whore for bearing children, but that's not why I called her a whore. Your insolence has been noted. I suggest you immediately apologize.


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