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H. Montague Worthington 03-14-2010 09:22 AM

The Stock Market will TANK any day now!!!
 
Don't be fooled by the liberal media's HAPPY TALK about the American economy!! Thanks to the in-the-tank-for-Obama media giving a false impression of the so-called "improvements" in the economy, the stock market has been artificially jacked up 40% since Obummer took office. But don't be fooled--- we're headed for a catastrophic disaster in the next few months when the policies of Barack HUSSEIN O-Stalin take full effect!!

By late May, the bottom will drop out of the market. Unemployment will jump to 70%. By June, we'll be clawing at each other as we pick though the rubble of America to find dead rats to feed on. There will be riots in the streets and blood running like rivers through the gutters. Come July, we'll be hacking each other to pieces and feeding on the entrails of our neighbors. When August rolls around, we'll be digging up corpses in cemetaries to gnaw on the rotting bones. By the time September comes, we'll be hacking off pieces of our own bodies--- fingers, toes, arms--- just to have some kind of nourishment to make it to the next day. October 2010 will be known as the month when America hits rock bottom, when chaos rules the land, when ghouls scour the landscape for bits of dead flesh to feed upon, and when the Philadelphia Phillies come from a 3-1 deficit to beat the L.A. Dodgers to win the National League Championship.

By the end of 2010, there will no longer be an America as we know it. There will be nothing but miles upon miles of useless, smoking rubble-- and untold human misery. Obama and his Socialist Nazi Muslim cronies will have achieved their goal of destroying what Patriots™ have given their lives to build. How could this happen? It could happen if YOU don't call your representative in Congress to oppose giving health care to the greedy and unworthy scum--- the fat, slovenly freeloaders that want luxuries like access to health care--- all of it paid for on the backs of hard-working or savvy-investing taxpayers like you and me!!!

Ezekiel Bathfire 03-15-2010 10:10 AM

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Wise and timely words Brother Montague! I was noticing how the moving average for Smith & Wesson shares had climbed. Disregard the small dip; here we have an investment for financial gain and security. Buy handguns and shares in handguns!

Rev. M. Rodimer 03-16-2010 09:27 PM

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Brother Worthington, you're not the only one who believes this!

http://docudharma.com/diary/19752/wh...edip-recession

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A growing expectation of a double-dip recession is evident in a new poll of financial executives...the poll found more than half of financial executives predicting another downturn, and most expecting jobs recovery to lag into 2011.
Why? http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontl...ews01s3b5bq793

Quote:

PAUL SOLMAN: What would you have us do about the major financial institutions as they currently exist?

WILLIAM BLACK: First, stop them from getting bigger. The 19 largest institutions are what we call systemically dangerous institutions. Many of them are already insolvent on any real market value basis.

PAUL SOLMAN: What do you mean insolvent? I mean, they're reporting large enough profits, that they can give bonuses to their employees.

WILLIAM BLACK: They were able to get Congress to extort FASB, which is the Accounting Standards Board, to change the rules, so that you no longer have to recognize losses on your bad loans, unless and until you actually sell them.

H. Montague Worthington 04-12-2010 10:57 PM

Re: The Stock Market will TANK any day now!!!
 
It's obvious that the liberal media is in the tank for Obama, talking up the economy that he personally ruined, and pushing the bogus economic recovery stories across their tightly-controlled, shadowy liberal network of media outlets.

But don't be fooled!! The fact that the Dow closed at over 11000 today for the first time in 18 months is due to the left-wing media happy-talk and a few rich liberals pumping up the market for short term political cover!! If the economy is doing so great, why are companies desperately advertising gold and $150 apocalpse survival seeds on Glenn Beck's show? If the economy is doing so great, why are tens of hundreds of people showing up at Tea Party rallies to protest high taxes, massive Obama debt, socialism, death panels, expensive entitlement programs, and the end of freedom? If the economy is doing so well, then why are conservative blogs filled with ALL CAPS warnings of the impending disaster that looms for our country if Obummer is successful?

Some industries in America have virtually disappeared since Obama and his jackbooted totalitarian thugs took control of American government:

Fax Machines: Back in the 1980s, fax machines were a ubiquitous symbol of American Big Business. Now they barely even sell them anymore because the DEMONcrats and Obama have ruined corporate America with their oppressive taxes and anti-business regulation!!

Three-Piece Suits: In the 1970s and 80s, three-piece suits were the standard office wear for successful white-collar workers. Now it's nearly impossible to find a good three-piece suit, thanks to DEMONcrats and Obama systematically ruining America.

Ash Trays: Do you remember when every American office was full of ashtrays? Remember when portly White businessmen puffed on cigars all day, exuding wealth, success, and business acumen? The nanny-state DEMONcrats destroyed all that!!! In many places around the country-- mostly bastions of liberalism and left-wing culture-- you can't even smoke in an elevator anymore!!!

The Hummer: Thanks to the US Government buyout, GM has given up production of the Hummer. Coincidence?

I tell you folks--- the handwriting is there on the wall!!! We're due for a total collapse of the American economy and civilization as we know it!!!

Cranky Old Man 04-12-2010 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington (Post 505405)
The Hummer: Thanks to the US Government buyout, GM has given up production of the Hummer.

It was a sad day when that happened. A very sad day. Although I am sure my Hummer will keep working for a long long time, like all solid American products.

James Hutchins 04-13-2010 11:49 PM

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You guys know that they almost sold Hummer to the slants? Could you imagine, chinks owning Hummer? I'd rather see the factory burn to the ground (with the gooks in it).


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