Pope Is Going to "Bless" Homer Civil Unions
You have to hand it to the Catlinks, they know how to turn a buck. They can smell a revenue stream a mile away and close on it like a homing pigeon.
After condemning homers and homer marriage for years, the Pope saw it was hurting the Catholic bottom line. So he came up with a scheme that hung onto anal sex as a sin but maintained a revenue stream from homers. The new plan is for priests to bless civil unions but not call them "marriage." That way nothing need be said about the sin of homer sex. This guy is a financial genius. https://www.christianpost.com/news/p...x-couples.html |
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Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." |
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Mark my words - those priests will be marrying choirboys before long. |
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