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Praise the Lord and Pass the... Wedding Cake!!!:inlove:
Captain and Mrs. Portway, I am SO happy for the two of you! I'm new to this site - so I'm so sorry that I missed your wedding day. But let me start to try and turn what has been a way too controversial thread around. Mrs. Portway I hope you know that Jesus love you! :jesus: You have obviously been blessed with a mature and righteous husband. Not many 14 year old women are granted such a privilege. To think about how many whores are getting knocked up out of wed lock in the inner cities disgusts me. I'm so happy you will be able to fulfill your role as baby-maker in a loving and Christian™ home. Have you started thinking about baby names yet? Captain Portway - I have so many good things to say about this entire thread... but I'm just going to hold them to myself. Let the heathens blow their horns Jesus knows the great things you are doing. Well... I just have to praise just this one act... Please don't think me prone to flattery - and please don't allow this to shake your humble nature... I just have to say how magnanimous it is of you to allow your 14 year old bride to continue her home schooling while you are out of town. I can only imagine that it places a strain on just how tidy she can keep the house. To any of the idiots who were shouting non-sense about you not loving her - I would tell them to take a hard look at your actions. Sir - you might not even say that you love her yet... but if allowing her to continue to learn about our Lord and Savior is not a gesture of true LOVE. Then I don't know what is. Congratulations to you both - I hope you break all previous records for pushing out a little Christian™ army in record time. I think starting at age 14 is a great way to go. I'm praying for at least twins on the first shot! Don't waste a moment! Go go go! :ohyeah: Yours In Christ, Kenny Ray PS - Some folks say a woman needs some downtime after they push their first one out - that is poppycock - you can keep on banging those drums as hard, loud, and long - as long as you are banging them for the LORD! PPS - Once a young woman "finds her footing" in her role - things can get... well... if you newly-weds wear your mattress and/or box-spring out - let me know - I may have an online contact that can get you a new one mailed to you in 24 hours! (Made in America! :usa: ) Congratulations again - to both of you! PRAISE JESUS! :gunsmilie(1): |
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WHAT!!!!???? How dare you sell your daughter! Don't you love her?!?! I'm new to this website so I don't know your "ways" but this is disgusting!!! What is the difference between a prostitute selling her body to a man then you selling your daughter to an older disgusting man! I will tell you the difference... NOTHING! Except your daughter has no choice in the matter! Have you even asked your daughter how she feels about this?
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Please forgive me if I misinterpreted this post, but was the young lady in question auctioned off as a wife? I'm very happy that the two will be soon enjoying their nuptials. However, are there more True Christian women out there for auction? And where?
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But I was also thinking; Could True Christian Women be used in conversion therapy of homo and bi sexuals? |
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(1 Timothy 2:12) "But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." It's all right there in the KJV Bible for people who aren't too slothful (that's covered, too) to read it. Nope, the firm hand of a Pastor is needed in situations like you describe. Yours in Christ, Z. Smyth P.S. And there isn't such a thing as a "bisexual." That's just a homo with commitment issues. |
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But by my terms used, I meant that a woman could be used by a pastor as a sort of learning aide to help the confused Homo. :) |
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Yours in Christ, Zech |
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A purpose is an end per se. (Billy Bob: I approve this post). |
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The reason why we have God's Word is because following our own ideas would lead us away from Him. Prostitutes are just one example of that and perhaps there is not much difference between a heathen or secularist "marriage" and working in a brothel with just one customer. I don't know. But God's standard for marriage is set out in His Word and He has made it very clear indeed what HIS standard is. So before you comment on Mr & Mrs Portway's life together I suggest that you put your words into action AND READ THE BIBLE. |
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I believe this whole post proves something:
Christians do what they're told regardless of what's right Atheists do what's right regardless of what they're told. I honestly sincerely wish there were a hell, because if there were everyone who supported this sham of a marriage would surely be there. I guess I will have to take solace in the fact that you are all living your lives according to an iron age book, and looking towards a heaven that doesn't exist. While squandering the only life you do have and creating your own personal hell. |
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The truth is, atheists can't know wrong from right because they deny the very Creator of Right and Good and Perfection. They are nothing but immoral animals acting on instinct alone. They are no more "right" than my dog who cleans his scrotum with his own tongue because he has no sense to do it any other way. |
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YIC Mrs. Portway |
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Instead of selling your daughter, why not pray for the extra money? or just give her up for adoption, she doesnt look happy anyways
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If they are free-range pigs, remember to look out for dead ones - they hide them away until they go black and then eat them (usually underneath sheds and things). When I was your age it was one of my jobs to crawl underneath the woolshed and drag them out. During the shearing it could get a bit uncomfortable I suppose because it was hot and there were all those sheep above me (I could watch through the slatted floor which was fun, although it was a bit smelly) but the shearers would help to clean me up and let me use their shower afterwards, which was nice of them. I TIMOTHY 2How are your prospects for salvation looking? Mr Portway has given you an oppotuunity here and it's been - how long now? If there's anything I can do for you do please not hesitate to let Mr Portway know. Kind regards, Mitza. |
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In the late 60s early 70s, I was trucking mostly south of route 82, on several accounts I was offered a so called True Christian Virgin, for as much but no more than $50. $400 seems more reasonable, provided she's a True Christian Virgin as you say. Not showing up PG by late summer as often the case was then. |
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So I just want to say it again, I'm very happy and I'm lucky too. YIC Mrs. Portway |
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Merged the two threads.
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This Thread made me sick brain washed piece of doo doo selling his daughter for money man we live in a messed up world shame on you
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so you all are just trolls? huh.
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ALL OF YOU piffleS ARE STUPID AS piffle AND YOU SHOULD ALL DIE. Why have kid's if you can't afford to keep them? piffleING IDIOTS!
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Was tax paid for selling your daughter? I wonder how the police would feel about this matter?
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Transmission of a threat across state lines complicates matters. Please be very careful how you reply. Be advised, professed ignorance of the law, or claims of "joking" or "you misunderstood me" generally fall on deaf ears. :innocent: Yours in Christ, Z. Smyth |
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He was also Portuguese; not that race or culture should matter in social settings but I was offended by his lack of knowledge on the law, No reason to search me there was no smells or anything out for cause and he wants to take me to jail & tow me car not even reading my Miranda rights he calls a women officer to strip the harlots in my vehicle; The only reason I drove my car home that night and went to bed was because those harlots had no other way home. They can't fly like they want to. Burn in hell ignorant doughnut consumer. ~ Sincerely ~ Rips4Jesus. |
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Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right. :tiphat: Quote:
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The police? Do you have even the slightest clue as to how the world works? The Iowa Department of Revenue sets sales tax rates, not the local police. In Freehold, the tax rate is 6%. However, there is an exemption in the tax code for what are known as Casual Sales. Casual Sales are transactions by non-retailers or occasional sales that do not fall under a businesses every day or "typical" operations. An example would be a machine shop selling a piece of used equipment that they no longer needed. As Naomi's parents are not in the business of selling brides, the transaction is exempt. Interestingly, if they sell two more of their children within 12 months of selling me Naomi, they would need to charge tax on the third sale, as three or more similar transactions in a twelve month period become de facto "typical" business procedures. Also nearly all vehicle sales, even between private parties, require the seller to collect sales tax, but Naomi is not a car. I swear, unsaved people are so stupid! :gaa: |
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