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Your scenario is applicable to the Koran, though. The original compiler destroyed all the source documentation (almost 200 years after Mohammed's time) so no uncomfortable questions can be asked, let alone answered. Quote:
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I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first). Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around. If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away. YIC, --Pastor Ezekiel |
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So, I'm just wondering...
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but this section is all about getting people to not be gay, and you're planning on doing this by getting them to love another man? Did I get that right? |
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Also, I have to wait five minutes between posts, so please be patient. |
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Although I did try to write you a personal message, but it seems to be disabled. (Or not available on this forum) However, I'm still curious if I got your plan right. Having gay men become straight by making them love another man (jesus). |
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im gay yay
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Stop the hatred, stop spitting in the face of baby Jesus today and start making things right with Him. That's why Jesus made you come to this forum in the first place. |
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And what REALLY made me come here, was that a friend sendt me a link here because she finds you all fun to watch. |
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Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Quote:
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I'm not sure if I'm supposed to laugh or cry right now. That's just -- I don't even know. If Jesus does exist, I doubt that he'd make me come here to "see wht's wrong with me." |
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It isn't love at all, my friend. It is simply genital lust that you know in your heart is wrong. I don't know if you are a male or female queer, but the former seeks the rectum, and the latter another woman's quim to grind against. In either case, Jesus weeps, but He can help if you are ready to admit what hoplessly lost scum you are without Him? Will you let His warm love inside you this day? In Christ |
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Repent heathen! Get on your knees and allow Jesus enter you today. Let Him fill you with love. |
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And by calling me scum (insulting a child, that's nice of you), you're saying that you're worth more than me bacause you're straight? That's just stupid. |
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