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Cranky Old Man 03-23-2011 02:20 PM

The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!
 
Apparently Japan learned nothing from their recent punishment by God. Instead of becoming decent and serving Jesus they released the Nintendo 3DS to destroy our children! :thumbdown:

Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."

3D Gaming, the ultimate Satanic invention!
Three-Dimensional gaming is pure evil. While we have been working on getting dangerous video games banned for years, the Nintendo 3DS changes all games into pornographic sex games! It is no longer possible to protect our children from Japanese filth. Take this innocent Japanese girl for example. The 3D capabilities of the Nintendo 3DS will allow your innocent children to look from the bottom up and look at the girls underwear. Changing innocent children into masturbating maniacs! :fear2:

Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."


http://i.imgur.com/Z83sA.png

All Nintendo 3DS devices are highly radioactive!
The Nintendo factory is very close to the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant. They even share the same canteen! What Nintendo claims to be "Top Screen Backlight" is actually radiation! They are polluting both the souls and the bodies of our innocent children! :furious:

Jeremiah 9:15 "Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will feed them, even this people, with wormwood, and give them water of gall to drink."

http://i.imgur.com/17mgt.jpg

It rapes your children!
When your innocent child unwraps his new Nintendo 3DS he will be in for a nasty surprise! The accessories included with the Nintento 3DS have but one purpose! Raping your child over and over until he voluntarily wants to move to Japan to manually clean up the Fukushima Daiichi reactors! :shok:

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."


http://i.imgur.com/3nEao.jpg

HTannor 03-23-2011 07:18 PM

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Quite shocking, Brother Cranky. I'm glad I don't have any children so exposure is not a problem.

I checked with my neighbors here in the trailer park and they don't have one either. Luckily, Roger the quadriplegic next door can't use one, so no problem there.

However, I am somewhat troubled by this image:

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 716776)

The thing in the person's right hand looks sort of familiar. I'm thinking I've seen either Dotty or Dolly (the Dingle sisters) with something like that.

I'll have to investigate more closely.

jennabenna 03-23-2011 07:29 PM

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Ahhh, but didn't Ann Coulter just recently say on fox news that radiation is healthy?;)

Nobar King 03-23-2011 07:51 PM

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It comes with a viborator? Is there even an age requirement for buying this thing?

Palmer C. Eldrich 03-23-2011 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 716776)
What Nintendo claims to be "Top Screen Backlight" is actually radiation!

Jeremiah 9:15 "Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will feed them, even this people, with wormwood, and give them water of gall to drink."

http://i.imgur.com/17mgt.jpg

I'm pretty sure that everything that comes out of Japan from now on is going to be covered in radiation.

sonovawhore 03-23-2011 11:37 PM

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[QUOTE=Cranky Old Man;716776]Apparently Japan learned nothing from their recent punishment by God. Instead of becoming decent and serving Jesus they released the Nintendo 3DS to destroy our children! :thumbdown:

Japan JUST suffered a mass devastation in loss of thousands of innocent lives to destructive natural disasters and you have the AUDACITY to criticize them and declare them and their products 'indecent'. Shame on you.:victory:

Cranky Old Man 03-23-2011 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sonovagun (Post 717028)
Japan JUST suffered a mass devastation in loss of thousands of innocent lives to destructive natural disasters and you have the AUDACITY to criticize them and declare them and their products 'indecent'. Shame on you.

Why are you defending them? Are you a child rapist? :fear2:

sonovawhore 03-24-2011 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 717029)
Why are you defending them? Are you a child rapist? :fear2:

they are in a terrifying crisis now. I am sure the last thing they want to do is 'rape some children'.:nono:

Dr. Isaiah Jones 03-24-2011 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by sonovagun (Post 717051)
they are in a terrifying crisis now. I am sure the last thing they want to do is 'rape some children'.:nono:

The japs got themselves into this "terrifying crisis" by raping children and mocking God.
Psalm 55:15 "Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them."

Cranky Old Man 03-24-2011 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by sonovagun (Post 717051)
they are in a terrifying crisis now. I am sure the last thing they want to do is 'rape some children'

That they rape children all the time IS THE REASON God punished them and they are in a crisis now. Does cause and effect ring a bell?

sonovawhore 03-24-2011 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones (Post 717059)
The japs got themselves into this "terrifying crisis" by raping children and mocking God.
Psalm 55:15 "Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them."

I cannot find non-propaganda material that directly identifies and proves that Japanese rape children and mock god..........:confused:

Cranky Old Man 03-24-2011 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by sonovagun (Post 717065)
I cannot find non-propaganda material that directly identifies and proves that Japanese rape children and mock god..........

God hit them with an earthquake, a tsunami and a nuclear disaster. How much more proof do you need they have been mocking God!? :wacko:

sonovawhore 03-24-2011 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 717070)
God hit them with an earthquake, a tsunami and a nuclear disaster. How much more proof do you need they have been mocking God!? :wacko:

Follow up: How are you positive god caused such disastrous events.:glare:

Cranky Old Man 03-24-2011 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by sonovagun (Post 717077)
Follow up: How are you positive god caused such disastrous events.

Because He is God. Duh!

It's Pink! 03-24-2011 07:32 AM

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omg! i was going to buy a 3DS with my pocket money bcuz it seemed fun and i could use it to play games insted of going to parties and shopping at malls like a :angry2: WHORE :angry2: - and mayb bcuz there mite b sum some good bible games on it! :innocent:

I thought it would be okay but it isn't >.<

so thankies!!! ill give my pocket money to the church again!!!!

FindLoveNotReligion 03-24-2011 07:12 PM

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It's ridiculous to assume that god sent those disasters to Japan because they were mocking him. Japan is a country where the sexuality and physical representation is, for the most part, masked. Physical contact in Japan is not common because physical contact is taken very seriously in Japan.

Now in America... we hold hands, kiss in public, and practice the relatively new concept of dating rather than courtship.

So tell me why would god decimate a country which is a thousand times over less sexual than our own country. By your logic our country (America) is so much more deserving of damnation. Is god a hypocrite? Does he let it slide because we're America? Because we're white? Am I dangerous asking so many questions? Yes. But I have found my faith in god strengthened through my questioning.

Maybe all of you "devout Baptists" should consider what some of us "sinners" are saying. Not to mislead you but to embolden your faith in god. Love one another based on how god loves everyone.

It's Pink! 03-24-2011 11:54 PM

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if God is in control of everything and only punishes sinners what americans r doing is not sinful! n what japanese r doing is!!! :D :D

its very simple! Im gonna convert a lot of people in australia 2 stop another flood so the LORD knows we love him!!! :lol: 1 Chronicles 16:8 will be my guide in this! :D :D :D :innocent::innocent:

Missionaryboy 03-26-2011 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 716776)

I would like to inform you is not a controller for the Nintendo 3DS it is a picture of a fake controller for the Nintendo Wii, Thanks goodness we are all saved now! I was scared for a minute till I did some research!

Jet O'Niell 03-27-2011 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by FindLoveNotReligion (Post 717512)
It's ridiculous to assume that God sent those disasters to Japan because they were mocking him. Japan is a country where the sexuality and physical representation is, for the most part, masked. Physical contact in Japan is not common because physical contact is taken very seriously in Japan.

Now in America... we hold hands, kiss in public, and practice the relatively new concept of dating rather than courtship.

So tell me why would God decimate a country which is a thousand times over less sexual than our own country. By your logic our country (America) is so much more deserving of damnation. Is God a hypocrite? Does he let it slide because we're America? Because we're white? Am I dangerous asking so many questions? Yes. But I have found my faith in God strengthened through my questioning.

Maybe all of you "devout Baptists" should consider what some of us "sinners" are saying. Not to mislead you but to embolden your faith in God. Love one another based on how God loves everyone.

You're calling yourself a Christian, yet you can't even type the Lord's shortened name right. I put in bold some corrections I made. And Japan is much more deserving of the damnation they received because, if you know anything, you would know that Japan is, for the most part, Shinto religion, a false cult that worships fat men wrestling in thongs (only for strong of stomachs - http://www.amateursumo.com/images/sumo.jpg ) that they call sumo. And yet you say we Americans are more deserving? Are you perhaps a Shinto or even a mooslim for thinking such things about God's favorite land?

Jack O'fagan 03-27-2011 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Missionaryboy (Post 718237)
I would like to inform you is not a controller for the Nintendo 3DS it is a picture of a fake controller for the Nintendo Wii, Thanks goodness we are all saved now! I was scared for a minute till I did some research!

But they are compatible. A friend of mine has one and she said it plugged in quite nicely.

YiC

Jack


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