Rape is as harmless as Alaskan oil drilling, says conservative professor
It's hard for young men to get a wife these days. Be brave and stay the course men, because when Biblical Law and free-market Reason rules America, getting a wife will be as easy as slipping in a pill and saying "Drill, baby drill":
A free-market professor points out that government laws preventing environmental destruction are just as absurd as laws against rape: Granola McMustardseed just hates the idea that someone, somewhere might be altering the natural state of a wilderness area. It’s not that Granola ever plans to visit that area or to derive any other direct benefits from it; it’s just the idea of wilderness desecration that causes her deep psychic distress. [Is that ] an argument for discouraging, say, oil drilling in Alaska, either through taxes or regulation? [Let alone an even worse act of tyranny, cancelling government subsidies to the oil industry].Exactly - what's the difference between becoming the cum-dumpster of some drooling fratboy who put a pill in your drink, and having a light shine on you? Well, unless it's a government streetlight, then obviously it's tyranny. As usual, the Bible has the answer. Since the woman is unconscious, she didn't cry out. That means she has to be executed under Biblical law: Deuteronomy 22:23-24 Heck, if you execute her while she's still unconscious, there's no chance of her EVER having psychic harm. But on the positive side, anyone who can afford date-rape pills can probably also afford the 50-shekel dowry which will turn his unconscious cum-dumpster into his new wife: Deuteronomy 22:28-29 So it's more likely she'll wake up to find she's already a married woman. That's good, because weddings are expensive and they fund some shady people. Oh, unless it's a homosexual rape, in which case you both have to be executed. The Bible is very clear on this, there's no exception for rape victims: Leviticus 20:13 So, take heart young men. Once our government shutdown has made the democrats capitulate and appease us, Bibilical law will be the law of the land. Thus Jesus will ban the birth control pill, and legalize the "instawife pill™". |
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If women would dress the way the Bible tells them to, then they wouldn't need to worry about being raped when they are unconscious. If they refuse to accept God's laws, they'd better learn to live with the consequences.
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Rape is a myth. Rape is a hoax made up by feminists to help Obama make our army gay.
There is sex between a married man and a woman. And there is other sex that leads to either death or marriage. Unless the "raped" women refuses to obey God: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist? |
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Rape is like guns. It is not the gun who kills its the owner.
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The anus was not meant to be clogged up with penile seed. Contrary to the beliefs of gays and liberals, it was divinely purposed as a channel to excrete human waste. When one fills a human rectum with lubricant, semen, blood, and verminous infestations, per the homosexual M.O., the result is often tragic and leads to death and damnation, whether the recipient of this anal traffic was willing or not. The prostate ruptures with infectious diseases, and the entire circulatory system becomes toxic. Anyone in the vicinity of an exploding prostate is likely to contract AIDS from the gassy emissions, so easily released through the yawning buttcheeks of a sodomistic receiver. No one is safe in Obamaland. |
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If you don't obey God, then you only have yourself to blame for being sent to roast in hell for all eternity! :sinner: |
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Without getting hung up on the rape stuff, let's get back to the fallacies of environmentalism:
Bleedingheart Mcguttersleeper just hates the idea that someone, somewhere might be killing homeless vagrants in their sleep. It’s not that Bleedingheart ever plans to meet a homeless vagrant or to derive any other direct benefits from them; it’s just the idea of killing the homeless that causes her deep psychic distress. Is that an argument for big-government regulations taking away my freedom to keep my community secure from parasites? Remember, they'll die in their sleep, so nobody will be traumatized by the sound of screaming. It all begs the question, why should the omnipotent state send men with guns after me just because I'm bulldozing a few animals, whether here or in Alaska? Why do Obama's jack-booted thugs think that everything belongs to them, whether it's a forest, a gutter, or a drugged vagina? |
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About 30 years ago God was upset with something (in retrospect we don't quite know what it was) and decided to blow the top off of Mount St. Helens in Washington killing vast number of trees, small furry creatures along with some deer and elk. I was around at this time and watched God's Majesty on TV and I don't ever recall any environmentalists praying to God to stop it, much less any cathylicks lighting candles or holding novenas and praying to their blessed virgin to intercede. Nor did I see any government officials obtaining any court injunctions or sending out any jack booted thugs from the EPA to try and put a stop to it.
When all the dust had settled and the lava flows cooled off I don't ever recall seeing one tree hugger hippie out there trying to replant the trees, nor did a single one of them try to save any animals before the whole thing blew up. And where was the EPA in trying to clean the whole mess up - nowhere to be found. As a matter of fact the "scientists" decided it was best to do nothing so that they could "study" it (meaning more tax dollars confiscated from hard working Americans). Now today (some 30 years later) they have a web site devoted to the whole thing and guess what - all the plants, bushes, meadows, and animals are returning all by themselves (meaning - God is replanting and restoring everything). Now according to Genesis God made man in His image, and while we have yet to come close to God in the things that we can create, the power of modern strip mining is still pretty awesome. If there is a large vein of coal in Appalachia somewhere we can pretty literally take off the top of a mountain to recover it to generate electricity so that some hippie somewhere can charge his electric car and feel good about the environment. And when it comes to holes in the ground, strip mining comes in handy here too - with large limestone quarries. Let's see, oh yea - that limestone (along with coal) is used in making cement that is used in the foundation of houses so the limousine lieberals, Al Gore, and hellywood starlets can have a place to live. Then there is the time that God hurled a big stone down there in Arizona creating a big hole in the ground that people pay money to go see. Hell, they even set up a visitor center. They could do the same thing with all the strip mining sites around the country. I say before we let Obama and his commie pinko enviro-whacko's tell the rest of us how to live we make them go out and live in squalor without all the modern conveniences that they are prescribing - and then "study" it for 30 years. I suspect that if any of them survive it will be more like the occasional Sasquatch sightings than a flourishing Christian civilization. Quote:
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piffleing shit i joined this website to point out how idiotic you people are but i dont think i can handle this oh my piffleing god you people are so dumb |
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It's like all those nanny staters who think bums need special privileges from being hit by baseball bats. The bums made a choice when they CHOSE to lose their jobs so they should live with it. |
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Enjoy hell, nancy. :sinner: |
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A lot of liberal BS clears up once you compare it to rape.
For example, libertarian economist Tyler Cowen points out the hypocrisy of people who oppress corporations with product labelling laws, yet want to take away the Government of Virginia's freedom to vaginally probe women who seek abortions: http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-cont...erinformed.jpg So what if the Government of Viginia's probe-the-babykillers law meets the federal definition of rape? All that proves is that the laws against rape are absurd and unbiblical. I mean, just look at this nonsense: Quote:
Anyway, back to product labelling, I do think having an otherwise beautiful processed food container marred by nutrition info is like being raped. After all, if the placebo effect is real, then learning that my food is filled with weird chemicals and saturated fat causes more damage than if I ate it in blissful ignorance. According to the bag of chips I ate for breakfast, I should now be be about as salty as Lott's wife. My innocent virginal brain has been violated by that knowledge. So, rape is no different from oil drilling or product labels. In fact, as CNN contributor and Andrew Breitbart blogger Dana Loeschit points out, rape is no different from consensual sex: LOESCH: That’s the big thing that progressives are trying to say, that it’s rape and so on and so forth. [...] There were individuals saying, “Oh what about the Virginia rape? The rapes that, the forced rapes of women who are pregnant?” What? Wait a minute, they had no problem having similar to a trans-vaginal procedure when they engaged in the act that resulted in their pregnancy. Got that, feminazis? Rape is as harmless as oil drilling. Rape is no different from product labelling. Rape is as harmless as consensual sex. QUIT WHINING! |
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I don't understand all tis talk about rape "victims" getting married and shekels changing hands.
Most of the raped no longer can remember when they lost their virginity nor of it was joe, john or jack. Drug addled sluts, 99% percent of them. PRAISE THE LORD! |
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Product labelling is rape, no question.
Just last week I was feeling adventurous enough to experiment with ethnic food. So, I got a box of pasta, and right there on the back of the box it said: "Ready in 9-11 minutes." That's a trigger for a lot of traumatic memories. WHY must the government re-open our wounds like this? Of, but I don't see how on earth probing a babykiller is rapey. I mean, do you really think the guy doing it is enjoying himself? Same thing with body cavity searches. The cops don't get their jollies doing this, so how could it be considered rape? Unless you look at it from the woman's point of view, but that would just be silly. |
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Rape is harmless? Are you actually stupid! Honestly, you people seriously need help. Rape is nowhere near harmless, it's psychologically traumatising! You disgust me.
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Only women that dress like sluts get raped! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...ht=sluts+raped
Also, as proved here, it is always the woman's fault: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...oman%27s+fault Both by Mr. Cranky Old Man |
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Now those are some wise words there, Mr. Ezekiel.
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I didn't go to Seminary School for 18 months to be called "mister" by the likes of you. :glare: |
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Pardon me. PASTOR Ezekiel.
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and i don't know what country you think you live in but here in America rape is illegal and to the tags on this raped women CAN get pregnant rape isn't a good thing it's a very bad thing. |
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If you think STDs and the AIDS are worse than HELL, then you need to open up your Bible and start reading. There is no such thing as "rapist DNA." If a rape is legitimate, the body has ways to shut the whole thing down, and no adverse consequences can be expected. Besides, hospitals have kits that clean everything up. Landover Baptist offers a True Christian™ Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape. Please pass this information on. :) |
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How do you explain baptist rape victims Syria in by Isis Muslims |
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Keep up. YIC |
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nonsense what you are saying brother , They decapitated the men of the church and raping the daughters and wives |
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2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman." Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned." Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death." John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned." John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." Psalm 7:12 "If he turn not, he will whet his sword; he hath bent his bow, and made it ready." So they cannot have really been faithful and Jesus knows the hearts of men. Proverbs 15:3 "The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good." Acts 1:24 "And they prayed, and said, Thou, Lord, which knowest the hearts of all men, shew whether of these two thou hast chosen" Jesus will not be mocked by false Christians and will send them to the Lake of Fire with all the homers, dogs and wizards. YIC |
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I assume you can just go there with your wife and children please try it:D
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Or do you honestly think all men who are pastors of churches are legitimate Christians? Are you unaware of those who would pose as Christians for the sake of duping a foolish flock (Matthew 7:15)? Are you unaware of how easily some people can manipulate the emotions of others for their own sinful gain? Do you really think that just because a man calls himself a Christian and preaches from the pulpit that he is in fact a man of God? That dear, is nonsense. That dear, is precisely why the Lord Jesus Christ commands us to judge with righteous judgement (John 7:24). That dear, is exactly why we look to the fruit of one's labors, not his promises (Luke 6:43). If a man is beheaded and his girls raped, he was clearly no friend of Jesus. You would never see one of Pastor Zeke's daughters become a rape victim in Syria by Isis Muslims. |
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My wife left me and I'll thank you not to bring up such painful memories: you are very cruel. YIC |
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Muslims are not a friend of jezus the reaper are moslims reaping True Christian womens |
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I am always shocked when someone comes to me saying, "I've been raped, doctor! Help me!" as if I am supposed to just drop everything I'm doing and run to help a godless woman that has tempted a decent man to commit adultery with her. I remember once being chastised by a whore that felt my attending to a fine sister of the church and her needs (headache) was not as important as her recent rape. She referred to it as a "violent crime against nature." My first words to her were, "When did you last spend time with the Lord? When did you last read His Word?"
She was aghast and began spouting names I will not place in this Godly forum. She felt that the man that "did this" to her should be blamed. I pointed out that she had been showing her bare calves to the world, along with her entire arm from elbow to fingers. Her neckline displayed her entire neck in a seductive, come-here-and-touch-me kind of way. She was perfectly healthy! But get this: she had NO intention of marrying her rapist. She wanted him prosecuted and wanted me to provide samples of his manly juices taken from her temptress parts and her undergarment. When I refused, she threatened me with legal action. I stood true to my God and knew that He would protect me. It's high time women took responsibility for their actions, brethren. We doctors are busy folk. |
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I hope that the recently heavenly inspired ruling of Hobby Lobby by the court will allow you to show the righteous actions you took in light of your understanding of faith in Jesus Christ (who is clearly white by the way) is acceptable and this whore can just deal with her choices.
BTW, she isn't going to try to get an abortion is she? After all, a child produced from this "rape" is a joyous gift to the mother! |
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It's important to bear in mind that rape is much more serious when the victim is a man. With normal rape, the organs are at least being used for their intended purpose, crudely speaking. God designed woman to be penetrated by man. Whether the woman says she wants it or not isn't really the issue—it's all about the circumstances of the act. A negro stalking a sweet blonde virgin in an alley and forcing his fetid, disease-ridden body on and into her is obviously bad, and requires rope therapy. A man who is himself forced to ravish his wife when she refuses to bear children is doing nothing wrong by Biblical standards (the only standards that matter). He's doing his duty as a husband, father, and man of God. Sorry, feminists, but we don't make the rules and neither do you.
Homosexual rape is quite different. It's a perversion of nature. God decided a long time ago what the butthole was for, and he makes that very clear in His Word: Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. Unseemly. Unnatural. God never says that about regular rape. In fact, all sodomy is rape, because the anal sphincters naturally resist penetration. It takes several hours for a sodomite to enter his "partner" during "gay" "sex," lest he cause irreparable damage that may lead to sepsis and death. Doesn't sound very gay to me! In fact, the illness and injury wrought by this behavior are the earthly components of the recompense God talks about. They are, of course, a picnic compared to what follows in the next life. The word "rape" can mean so many different things that there's really no point in using it anymore. In Freehold County law, the term used is "unplanned sexual event." Much better. It's more accurate and it doesn't bring up so many emotions. |
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