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Petal 09-19-2006 08:36 AM

seperated at births?
 
i were doing some indepth innernet researchs for Momma Glynndie's fall colleck-shuns , when i founds a pickture of a classy lady who i thawt were bootiful Mrs.Bowers, but it not. nows, i not want to start no conspuracy theorys but i wonderin if Mrs.Bowers been keepin a liddle seckret from us -_-

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the mistery lady sometimes wear dead animals to, an she were borned in 1949, which make her about forty hunnered millon years old so that be about right! ^_^

Andreas 09-19-2006 08:49 AM

You see, Petal... Pastor Ezekiel complains about my spelling abilities.:(

Pastor Ezekiel 09-19-2006 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by andrewisI (Post 1700)
You see, Petal... Pastor Ezekiel complains about my spelling abilities.:(

You just worry about yourself Andy. Don't pick on Sister Petal, who has....um....her own issues.

I am trying my level best to guide you toward the path of True Christianity™, but you seem to be throwing a hissy fit here. Jesus has called on me to judge you, Friend. Better grin while that occurs. And use your spell check!:angry:

Rachael Van Helsing 09-19-2006 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Petal (Post 1697)
i were doing some indepth innernet researchs for Momma Glynndie's fall colleck-shuns , when i founds a pickture of a classy lady who i thawt were bootiful Mrs.Bowers, but it not. nows, i not want to start no conspuracy theorys but i wonderin if Mrs.Bowers been keepin a liddle seckret from us -_-


the mistery lady sometimes wear dead animals to, an she were borned in 1949, which make her about forty hunnered millon years old so that be about right! ^_^


You never know, Petal.
Someone may have been fooling around a little on the side if you know what I mean....

Bobby-Joe 09-19-2006 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by andrewisI (Post 1700)
You see, Petal... Pastor Ezekiel complains about my spelling abilities.:(

Are you suggestion someone at Petal's tithing level does not love Jesus with her whole, heavily medicated heart?


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