Heterosexual Marriages Falling Apart All Over America!
Well THIS is the news we've been expecting. You all know that I have been predicting for years now that gay "marriage" would destroy Normal marriage, and here we go.
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I'm surprised it took this long. I guess most people were in a state of shock that buffered them from the full impact until it wore off.
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I've been wondering why Mr. Etheldreda is increasingly irritated with me and the children lately. It seems nothing I do or say is good enough. He's working longer hours at work, wearing different styles, and even jumps in the shower straight away when he gets home. He never did that. He makes phone calls in secret now, and sometimes forgets to put his wedding ring back on. Why he takes it off in the first place I'll never know. Pastor - this all makes sense now. It's those damnable GAYS!
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Right you are, Sister. As a fully trained Theopsychologist, I can diagnose from the symptoms you outlined a classic example of PH-ESD, or Post Homo-Enablement Stress Disorder. |
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Theo-psychologist?
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Anyhow, gay sex is negatively impacting my marriage as well. Satan has planted the seed, and Jesus is rigorously applying the preemergent herbicide, but sodomy has a way of finding the path of least resistance, like water or electricity... Sometimes, during the drudgery of hetero-marital vaginocopulation, satan, lord of violently expelled feces and vexatiously spilled seed, can be heard wheedling in one's ear to cleave unto one's wife's mouth and/or anus...an unholy suggestion that CAN NOT result in the generation of more Christian Soldiers...:( I blame these unGodly impulses (which I swear to you I have not yet acted on, praise Jesus!:innocent:) directly on fag marriage being shoved down my throat by the liberal media.:angry: |
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I'm sorry to tell you but if being around gay men makes you feel gay urges, that's because they were already there to begin with. Quote:
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Mark 9:42 And whosoever shall offend one of these little ones that believe in me, it is better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he were cast into the sea. YIC |
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I believe that the recent spike in failing marriages is directly attributable to the blasphemous sin of allowing homosexuals to cohabitate without fear of incarceration and to call those sinful unions marriages. Well, you could call these unions a golf course and they would be no more golf courses than they are marriages. God is clearly furious. I expect godless Washington, D.C. to be ravaged by God's wrath any time now. I believe that pillars of fire will descend to carry off all the inhabitants of that city, especially the Democrats.
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It is deeply disturbing that you atheists insist on treating Sacred and sensitive issues as jokes:(! Jesus is not a joke, He is as real as you are! And He is not laughing. On the contrary, He is deeply distressed about the corruption of the Sanctity of heterosexual marriage. Onion a joke? I don't think onions make you laugh, they make you cry bitter tears. It is a well-known fact that there is a big difference between onions and other issues. Chopping up an onion makes you weep while seeing Satan chop a sinner into the finest julienne makes you laugh heartily as you watch from above (Heaven, eternal Joy in Jesus). :jesus: Numbers 11:5 We remember the fish, which we did eat in Egypt freely; the cucumbers, and the melons, and the leeks, and the onions, and the garlick: The Joos did not laugh about onions. They were in misery when they thought about them. I do understand that you don't strive for Salvation but is it really necessary to make fun of those who do? :( :repent: Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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And let us not forget that the Jews still put onions on the bagels with the lox, which is uncooked fish, though not raw in the style of the Chinamen in Japan. |
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I'm sorry but, you do realize that the article you linked us to is on a site where you can create fake news stories right? Just thought I'd point that out. Have a blessed day y'all!
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Are you really THAT ignorant? :fear2: |
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Did I say that? No, that's a known fact. I'm pointing out that this is not a trustworthy source; someone could've just thought up those quotes and put a common sounding name next to them. |
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All I'm saying is that this article is from a reputable source and therefore the message of it can be trusted. I looked and I could find Dr. Jim Gunn, a superintendent of a county school system in Arkansas. There was a U.S. Census Bureau report on this, but I did not link us to it. The website on which the article was posted has a motto that states "An Award Winning Source of Health News for 20 Years." Their 'Contact Us' page has entry fields where you can submit news stories to be published. ***link containing canine bestiality removed by moderator***
It's all right there. Just saying, thanks for using reputable sources. God bless you all. |
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