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Rev. M. Rodimer 02-06-2012 07:24 AM

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?
 
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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845298)
There was a lot of stupid that came from that post.

Care to take that uneducated generalization back?

As an atheist, what possible objection could you have to gay sex? Aren't you a hedonist . . . seek pleasure and avoid pain? Surely you have no moral objections.

Sir Toire 02-06-2012 07:44 AM

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I am straight, but that doesn't mean that other people should be too. As I know that homosexuals have as many rights as I do to live and to have freedoms as a human being.

Redeemed Papist 02-06-2012 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845307)
I am straight, but that doesn't mean that other people should be too. As I know that homosexuals have as many rights as I do to live and to have freedoms as a human being.

Again God disagrees.
Romans 1
26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

28And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Sir Toire 02-06-2012 08:27 AM

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This would be a valid point, if you can prove to me that God is real.

Redeemed Papist 02-06-2012 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845314)
This would be a valid point, if you can prove to me that God is real.

That old chestnut. :snore:

Look, God has set out for you how to behave. Is it so hard to simply be obedient to your creator?

Sir Toire 02-06-2012 09:05 AM

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Yes, that old chestnut, still applies though, no matter how old that chestnut is.

Thomas Dalton 02-06-2012 10:49 AM

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?
 
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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845307)
I am straight, but that doesn't mean that other people should be too. As I know that homosexuals have as many rights as I do to live and to have freedoms as a human being.

So, you also think necrophiliac bestiality-crazed gay pedophiles should be forgiven and not be judged by anyone right?

Sooooo.... anything to tell us? Did you just enjoy an evening of digging up a dead puppy and then defiling its corpse with your moist tallywacker?
Does the body being stiff add an extra sensation to you? To know that something that was once alive and well, now belongs to you? You can act unspeakable acts of depravity upon its corpse, and no-one will ever judge you. Do you get off of that?

And if not, do you think people who do that are sick?
If you do, what is exactly the difference with being gay?
Don't give me that "it's all consensual" bullshit. The puppy ain't feeling a thing after it's dead according to you atheist scum, so what does he care if he's used as an object? And if you wear a Satan's rubber it's safe, right?

Redeemed Papist 02-06-2012 01:21 PM

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?
 
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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845317)
Yes, that old chestnut, still applies though, no matter how old that chestnut is.

Precisely our point re the Bible. It doesn't stop being true just because some clever people went and made some measurements and then made up some lies about what they mean.

Ezekiel Bathfire 02-06-2012 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845317)
Yes, that old chestnut, still applies though, no matter how old that chestnut is.

God made chestnuts, and I like'em:thumbsup:

Sir Toire 02-07-2012 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton (Post 845345)
So, you also think necrophiliac bestiality-crazed gay pedophiles should be forgiven and not be judged by anyone right?

Sooooo.... anything to tell us? Did you just enjoy an evening of digging up a dead puppy and then defiling its corpse with your moist tallywacker?
Does the body being stiff add an extra sensation to you? To know that something that was once alive and well, now belongs to you? You can act unspeakable acts of depravity upon its corpse, and no-one will ever judge you. Do you get off of that?

And if not, do you think people who do that are sick?
If you do, what is exactly the difference with being gay?
Don't give me that "it's all consensual" bullshit. The puppy ain't feeling a thing after it's dead according to you atheist scum, so what does he care if he's used as an object? And if you wear a Satan's rubber it's safe, right?

First, I should point out that there is one major difference between homosexuality, and necrophilia, bestiality, and pedophilia. That difference is CONSENT. See, with gay people, their love is mutual, they respect each other.

While on the other hand, in pedophilia, you can bet for sure that the poor child isn't consenting to it, that's why it's illegal and generally hated by everyone in the civilized world, whether they be atheist, christian, muslim (regardless of Muhammad's child wife), or any other religion.

Necrophilia is generally consider disturbing by any person with a moral background. There is no consent in necrophilia, you are right, which is why it is generally hated by people. Plus it is terribly disgusting, best not to think about it.

In bestiality, it's pretty much in the same situation as necrophilia.



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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist (Post 845379)
Precisely our point re the Bible. It doesn't stop being true just because some clever people went and made some measurements and then made up some lies about what they mean.

Mate, what about the dinosaurs, those things that lived millions of years before Adam and Eve supposedly came along? Are you just going to ignore them and stick to your little fairy tale?

Alphonse Alban 02-07-2012 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845668)
Mate, what about the dinosaurs, those things that lived millions of years before Adam and Eve supposedly came along? Are you just going to ignore them and stick to your little fairy tale?

Are you kidding me? Do you really believe that kind of fairy tales? Even child knows that universe was created roughly 6000 years ago.

Dinosaurs were only created 1 day before human was created.

Sir Toire 02-07-2012 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban (Post 845673)
Are you kidding me? Do you really believe that kind of fairy tales? Even child knows that universe was created roughly 6000 years ago.

Dinosaurs were only created 1 day before human was created.

I don't remember that being in Genesis.

Pastor Ezekiel 02-07-2012 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845686)
I don't remember that being in Genesis.

You probably don't know where God grants us permission to sell our daughters either. :glare:

Sir Toire 02-07-2012 03:52 AM

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?
 
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban (Post 845673)
Are you kidding me? Do you really believe that kind of fairy tales? Even child knows that universe was created roughly 6000 years ago.

Dinosaurs were only created 1 day before human was created.

Their fossils care to disagree.

Zechariah Smyth 02-07-2012 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845695)
Their fossils care to disagree.

They have talking fossils now?

:lol:

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
Posted via Mobile Device

Sir Toire 02-07-2012 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 845689)
You probably don't know where God grants us permission to sell our daughters either. :glare:

Oh I know that, TBH, I made a simple mistake and you were classifying the dinosaurs as the other animals created. My bad.

Rev. M. Rodimer 02-07-2012 04:01 AM

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?
 
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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845668)
Mate, what about the dinosaurs, those things that lived millions of years before Adam and Eve supposedly came along? Are you just going to ignore them and stick to your little fairy tale?

What about them?

Dinosaurs are repeatedly referenced in the Bible. You'd know that if you read it.

What do you think is meant by "dragons"? Or "Behemoth" or "Leviathan"?

:dunce:

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2328/1...7695952185.jpg

This photo from the Creation Musem shows how early humans lived with dinosaurs.

Pastor Ezekiel 02-07-2012 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845701)
My bad.

Yes, you bad. You very very bad. Go to hell soon. Jesus very angry. :glare:

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Mark 9:43-48
... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.


Sir Toire 02-07-2012 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth (Post 845698)
They have talking fossils now?

:lol:

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
Posted via Mobile Device

Oh come on, let's not be too literal now.

Pastor Ezekiel 02-07-2012 04:06 AM

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?
 
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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845704)
Oh come on, let's not be too literal now.

But we ARE literal. The Holy Bible is the LITERAL word of God. :rtfm:



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