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Lady Effect 02-07-2012 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845752)
So by saying this, you prefer chaos and unfair discrimination?

This god of yours seems like a fascist dictator to me.

Someone with a such a high authority so that they can brainwash people to discriminate whoever the dictator pleases.

Oh, boy, you clearly have no idea. God is the God of order. It is in the Bible. You should start reading it now. No chaos on God's favourite forum UNTIL you weirdos come here and make one!!!

Unfair discrimination? We do not do that. Again, you should read the Bible. :rtfm: You'll soon realize that you can do nothing but blab utter nonsense witout the wisdom of the Holy Spirit! Unsaved trashes cannot see True Reality. That is why you sound like an idiot and we do not! See?

If God seems an evil dictator to you, it is obvious that you have absolutely no idea who God is. Go, and read the Bible! :kjv1611-read:

Psalm 33:4-5

For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.

He loveth righteousness and judgment: the earth is full of the goodness of the LORD.

Sir Toire 02-07-2012 06:59 AM

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What is so fair about comparing homosexuals to bestials, necrophiliacs, and pedophiles, then hating them for what they are and not who they are?

Mary Etheldreda 02-07-2012 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845772)
What is so fair about comparing homosexuals to bestials, necrophiliacs, and pedophiles, then hating them for what they are and not who they are?

Is this a trick question?

Homosexuals are disgusting. Just like everything else you listed. They have no moral code, cannot reason right from wrong, have no conscience anyway. They behave like animals and expect others to respect that.

Zechariah Smyth 02-07-2012 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845772)
What is so fair about comparing homosexuals to bestials, necrophiliacs, and pedophiles, then hating them for what they are and not who they are?

There really isn't much difference between all of them, and in fact many adherents freely cross from one to the other without even thinking about it.

By doing ANY of them you are defiling your body, and guess what? That body ain't even yours: IT'S GOD'S!!!

(1 Corinthians 6:18-20) "Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's."

:yahoo::praise::yahoo:

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Sir Toire 02-07-2012 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 845773)
Is this a trick question?

Homosexuals are disgusting. Just like everything else you listed. They have no moral code, cannot reason right from wrong, have no conscience anyway. They behave like animals and expect others to respect that.

That's where you're wrong, they don't behave like animals, they are just like you.

http://inspireincourageinhim.files.w...-of-people.jpg
See these people, just normal people, any of them could be gay, do you see anything animalistic?
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth (Post 845774)
There really isn't much difference between all of them, and in fact many adherents freely cross from one to the other without even thinking about it.

By doing ANY of them you are defiling your body, and guess what? That body ain't even yours: IT'S GOD'S!!!

(1 Corinthians 6:18-20) "Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's."

:yahoo::praise::yahoo:

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

The difference is consent. Again, I ask you, please read my comments before making judgments.

Thomas Dalton 02-07-2012 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845668)
First, I should point out that there is one major difference between homosexuality, and necrophilia, bestiality, and pedophilia. That difference is CONSENT. See, with gay people, their love is mutual, they respect each other.

While on the other hand, in pedophilia, you can bet for sure that the poor child isn't consenting to it, that's why it's illegal and generally hated by everyone in the civilized world, whether they be atheist, christian, muslim (regardless of Muhammad's child wife), or any other religion.

Necrophilia is generally consider disturbing by any person with a moral background. There is no consent in necrophilia, you are right, which is why it is generally hated by people. Plus it is terribly disgusting, best not to think about it.

In bestiality, it's pretty much in the same situation as necrophilia.

You clearly have trouble reading. If I'm going to fast for your, perhaps a bit limiting, brain capacity just ask. I'll go slower.

I was talking about necrophiliac bestiality-crazed gay pedophiles (aka persons who have sex with dead puppies of their own sex), not necrophiliacs , bestiality-crazed people, gays and pedophiles. I said it then and I'll say it now:

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Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton (Post 845345)
Don't give me that "it's all consensual" bullshit. The puppy ain't feeling a thing after it's dead according to you atheist scum, so what does he care if he's used as an object? And if you wear a Satan's rubber it's safe, right?

But of course, it's a legitimate stance that you think objects can't consent and that's why you should avoid it. You're also against vibrators and automatic masturbators then, I'll take it? Or are you a hypocrite?

Sir Toire 02-07-2012 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton (Post 845786)
You clearly have trouble reading. If I'm going to fast for your, perhaps a bit limiting, brain capacity just ask. I'll go slower.

I was talking about necrophiliac bestiality-crazed gay pedophiles (aka persons who have sex with dead puppies of their own sex), not necrophiliacs , bestiality-crazed people, gays and pedophiles. I said it then and I'll say it now:



But of course, it's a legitimate stance that you think objects can't consent and that's why you should avoid it. You're also against vibrators and automatic masturbators then, I'll take it? Or are you a hypocrite?

So there are people like that? Must be a rare breed.

No I don't support people who have sex with dead male puppies. That's disgusting.

Now it's strange that you begin to talk to me in an unnecessary condescending tone, when you can't pick out the difference between an ex-organism, something that had a meaning to people,and an electronic instrument used by women as a form of masturbation.

Dead corpse, or electronic pleasure instrument...

Thomas Dalton 02-07-2012 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845788)
So there are people like that? Must be a rare breed.

No I don't support people who have sex with dead male puppies. That's disgusting.

Now it's strange that you begin to talk to me in an unnecessary condescending tone, when you can't pick out the difference between an ex-organism, something that had a meaning to people,and an electronic instrument used by women as a form of masturbation.

Dead corpse, or electronic pleasure instrument...

I really, really have trouble understanding your beliefs.


- Is bestiality okay if it's male animal on human, since you can hardly "force" an animal to penetrate you, making it consensual?

- What is the difference between oil (what you believe to be dead organic matter) and dead puppies (also dead organic matter)?

- Are you a vegetarian? If not, it's a bit akward that you can slaughter animals daily to eat them, but you have a problem with having sex with an already dead animal.

- Would besti-necrophilia be okay if only you took animals that had no meaning to anyone? Strays, etc.?

Sir Toire 02-07-2012 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton (Post 845790)
I really, really have trouble understanding your beliefs.


- Is bestiality okay if it's male animal on human, since you can hardly "force" an animal to penetrate you, making it consensual?

I wouldn't know actually. How often does that happen anyway? Cases like these would probably be as rare as males screwing dead male puppies.

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Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton (Post 845790)
- What is the difference between oil (what you believe to be dead organic matter) and dead puppies (also dead organic matter)?

There are strange people in the world who have sex with one type and one is used to power a car, prevent sticking on a pan, and if it's extra virgin olive dead organic matter, then it can be used as a dressing. :lol:

Maybe I wasn't specific enough about the stage of death the ex-organism is in.

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Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton (Post 845790)
- Are you a vegetarian? If not, it's a bit akward that you can slaughter animals daily to eat them, but you have a problem with having sex with an already dead animal.

I know that there are liberals who have problems with people who eat meat. I, myself do not. But the difference about eating them and having sex with them. One is necessary for a balanced diet (protein), and the other involves superfluously defiling the corpse.

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Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton (Post 845790)
- Would besti-necrophilia be okay if only you took animals that had no meaning to anyone? Strays, etc.?

I don't believe any corpse should be defiled, even animals that weren't loved show still deserve some respect.

Oh, temporary change of subject before we get back to the topic before. Now I know you guys say you aren't racist (as pointed here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...253#post505253), but what's this doing here?
:chase2:And why, in your bunches of awards, do you have "True Christian Caucasian", with what looks like a KKK hood?

Alphonse Alban 02-07-2012 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845796)
why, in your bunches of awards, do you have "True Christian Caucasian"

What do you have against caucasians?

Thomas Dalton 02-07-2012 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845796)
I wouldn't know actually. How often does that happen anyway? Cases like these would probably be as rare as males screwing dead male puppies.

This is a Christian forum, no matter what you vile atheists try to turn it into, but I'll have you know I researched this topic quite a bit. You have to know your enemy, so I searched the Web one time for the words "bestiality porn dog on woman" and got quite a few results. Including a guide how to seduce your dog into raping you (and a movieclip about someone called "Mr. Hands", but that was a male horse on a man). I immediately hid all the peanut butter in the house from the servants and my mother. Who knows what womenfolk may do when you don't watch them, right?

I was violently sick the whole time I watched them, of course, but luckily Jesus guided me through this ordeal and now I'm stronger than ever.

So, it happens. Is it okay then, in your opinion?
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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845796)
There are strange people in the world who have sex with one type and one is used to power a car, prevent sticking on a pan, and if it's extra virgin olive dead organic matter, then it can be used as a dressing. :lol:

Maybe I wasn't specific enough about the stage of death the ex-organism is in.

Please be specific, and don't try to avoid the issue. How long must it have been dead before it turns from despicable into acceptable, in your deluded atheist mind?

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845796)

I know that there are liberals who have problems with people who eat meat. I, myself do not. But the difference about eating them and having sex with them. One is necessary for a balanced diet (protein), and the other involves superfluously defiling the corpse.

I don't believe any corpse should be defiled, even animals that weren't loved show still deserve some respect.

Sooooooo.... you agree that vegetarians are all malnourished whimps and lie when they tell us a balanced diet is possible without meat?

Redeemed Papist 02-07-2012 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845772)
What is so fair about comparing homosexuals to bestials, necrophiliacs, and pedophiles, then hating them for what they are and not who they are?

Who said anything about fair? God hates gays and wants us to kill them. He's not all that fussed about paedophiles.

Mary Etheldreda 02-07-2012 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845779)
That's where you're wrong, they don't behave like animals, they are just like you.

You take that back! I have never, EVER had sex with a child or animal or person of my own gender! I have never, EVER enjoyed it but do so as a duty to my LORD and my husband to be incubated with more children for God's army!

Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them [sons]: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.
Psalm 127:5


It is my duty and my honor to provide my husband with a quiver full of children, and my duty and my honor to provide the LORD with more souls for singing His Praises!

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845779)
http://inspireincourageinhim.files.w...-of-people.jpg
See these people, just normal people, any of them could be gay, do you see anything animalistic?

This is precisely why my children are not permitted to go out into public without the rest of their Christian youth group and many adult chaperons. You people blend in so well but don't look for my children. My daughters will never see the big city, as God has surely made plans with the perfect True Christian™ man to assign her as a husband to be the head of her as is righteous and just (1 Corinthians 11:3). Her duties will necessarily keep her in the home exclusively. My sons will never need to be in such a crowded place except to minister to the savage beast among humanity - the unsaved. Furthermore, they shall be protected by the Spirit of God, as they are commanded.

Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness
Ephesians 6:14

Billy Bob Jenkins 02-07-2012 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 845796)
I wouldn't know actually. How often does that happen anyway? Cases like these would probably be as rare as males screwing dead male puppies.



There are strange people in the world who have sex with one type and one is used to power a car, prevent sticking on a pan, and if it's extra virgin olive dead organic matter, then it can be used as a dressing. :lol:

Maybe I wasn't specific enough about the stage of death the ex-organism is in.



I know that there are liberals who have problems with people who eat meat. I, myself do not. But the difference about eating them and having sex with them. One is necessary for a balanced diet (protein), and the other involves superfluously defiling the corpse.



I don't believe any corpse should be defiled, even animals that weren't loved show still deserve some respect.

Oh, temporary change of subject before we get back to the topic before. Now I know you guys say you aren't racist (as pointed here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...253#post505253), but what's this doing here?
:chase2:And why, in your bunches of awards, do you have "True Christian Caucasian", with what looks like a KKK hood?

You have all these opinions, but none of them come from the Bible. Therefore they are unsupported by the authority of God's Divine Nature. How can you expect people to care that you arbitrarily hold these opinions?

Sir Toire 02-08-2012 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban (Post 845801)
What do you have against caucasians?

I have nothing against caucasians, I am just curious

Sir Toire 02-08-2012 01:59 AM

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Here comes a big pot, everyone!

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Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton (Post 845807)
This is a Christian forum, no matter what you vile atheists try to turn it into, but I'll have you know I researched this topic quite a bit. You have to know your enemy, so I searched the Web one time for the words "bestiality porn dog on woman" and got quite a few results. Including a guide how to seduce your dog into raping you (and a movieclip about someone called "Mr. Hands", but that was a male horse on a man). I immediately hid all the peanut butter in the house from the servants and my mother. Who knows what womenfolk may do when you don't watch them, right?

I was violently sick the whole time I watched them, of course, but luckily Jesus guided me through this ordeal and now I'm stronger than ever.

So, it happens. Is it okay then, in your opinion?

I've had the horrible misfortune of seeing Mr Hands as well, and I sympathise with you on the trauma you faced.

No it isn't ok. Seeing how these animals were trained to be the playthings of some sick, sick people. Taking away their freedoms as beings. That's horrifying.

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Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton (Post 845807)
Please be specific, and don't try to avoid the issue. How long must it have been dead before it turns from despicable into acceptable, in your deluded atheist mind?

I didn't avoid the issue. I answered the question. Oil has different uses. Corpses are able to be had sex with (again, I don't support it).

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Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton (Post 845807)
Sooooooo.... you agree that vegetarians are all malnourished whimps and lie when they tell us a balanced diet is possible without meat?

They aren't malnourished, they can still function. It's not like they are starving 24/7. It was their decision to become vegetarian, and they had the freedom to choose it. So who am I, as another human being, to judge them based on what they eat?

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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist (Post 845827)
Who said anything about fair? God hates gays and wants us to kill them. He's not all that fussed about paedophiles.

I have a question for you. Why do you think God hates gays? Because it's not like we need more people to reproduce, we are a world with 7 billion people, I think the survival of the human race is the last of our worries.

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 845828)
You take that back! I have never, EVER had sex with a child or animal or person of my own gender! I have never, EVER enjoyed it but do so as a duty to my LORD and my husband to be incubated with more children for God's army!

Sorry, I didn't catch that bit when I said you did.

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 845828)
It is my duty and my honor to provide my husband with a quiver full of children, and my duty and my honor to provide the LORD with more souls for singing His Praises!

This proves to me that there is so much in life that you haven't experienced (and NO, I don't mean sexually), there are some beautiful things in the world that you can do and you have restricted your life into something so incredibly small.

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 845828)
This is precisely why my children are not permitted to go out into public without the rest of their Christian youth group and many adult chaperons. You people blend in so well but don't look for my children. My daughters will never see the big city, as God has surely made plans with the perfect True Christian™ man to assign her as a husband to be the head of her as is righteous and just (1 Corinthians 11:3). Her duties will necessarily keep her in the home exclusively. My sons will never need to be in such a crowded place except to minister to the savage beast among humanity - the unsaved. Furthermore, they shall be protected by the Spirit of God, as they are commanded.

So you restrict them to ensure they can't find anything out for themselves? I agree that there must a sort of restrictive leash when taking care of kids, that's a given. But I as a responsible teenager must say that with your leash, you're virtually strangling them. There is so much greatness that you and your kids are missing out on. All you have to do is ever-so-slightly loosen the leash up for a while.

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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins (Post 845831)
You have all these opinions, but none of them come from the Bible. Therefore they are unsupported by the authority of God's Divine Nature. How can you expect people to care that you arbitrarily hold these opinions?

Because I see that there is no personal god. Once one lets go of such a burden, one can truly see how awesome the world can be. How nice people who don't believe in the same things as you do can be.

Sir Toire 02-08-2012 02:04 AM

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Here comes a big POST, not pot. lol

Mary Etheldreda 02-08-2012 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 846010)
This proves to me that there is so much in life that you haven't experienced (and NO, I don't mean sexually), there are some beautiful things in the world that you can do and you have restricted your life into something so incredibly small.

What's a few decades of enjoying beautiful things now if it means I miss out on an eternity of singing praises to my LORD and master? That's the problem with you kids - there's no sense of delayed gratification. Everything must be consumed now.

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So you restrict them to ensure they can't find anything out for themselves? I agree that there must a sort of restrictive leash when taking care of kids, that's a given. But I as a responsible teenager must say that with your leash, you're virtually strangling them. There is so much greatness that you and your kids are missing out on. All you have to do is ever-so-slightly loosen the leash up for a while.
A loose leash now will only encourage them to live life to its fullest and that will inspire them to serve themselves rather than God. I love them too much to take that chance.

Thomas Dalton 02-08-2012 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 846010)
I've had the horrible misfortune of seeing Mr Hands as well, and I sympathise with you on the trauma you faced.

No it isn't ok. Seeing how these animals were trained to be the playthings of some sick, sick people. Taking away their freedoms as beings. That's horrifying.

What is with you and avoiding questions? I'm tired of you avoiding the issues here. I just said: I also found I guide how to seduce your dog into raping you. You only needed peanutbutter. That's hardly "training" your dog into raping you, is it?

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 846010)
I didn't avoid the issue. I answered the question. Oil has different uses. Corpses are able to be had sex with (again, I don't support it).

Yes.... One of the functions of oil (which are multiple thousands of corpses) is to have sex with it. We established that. One of the functions of other corpses is also to have sex with it. You avoided to answer what the difference is.

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 846010)
They aren't malnourished, they can still function. It's not like they are starving 24/7. It was their decision to become vegetarian, and they had the freedom to choose it. So who am I, as another human being, to judge them based on what they eat?

But you agree that they function less than normal people. Or what else do you mean with "meat is necessary for a balanced diet"?
So, if they function less than normal people, bosses should be allowed to kick them out of every function that requires manual labor, since normal people work harder for their money. QED

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 846010)
I have a question for you. Why do you think God hates gays? Because it's not like we need more people to reproduce, we are a world with 7 billion people, I think the survival of the human race is the last of our worries.

"Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation" - 2 Peter 1:20 (KJV)

God decides He hates gays, gays should die. The end.

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire (Post 846010)
Because I see that there is no personal god. Once one lets go of such a burden, one can truly see how awesome the world can be. How nice people who don't believe in the same things as you do can be.

How nice those people are. You're drowning, and we're handing you a lifeline, but other people are also drowning, and assure you that drowning isn't that bad, and in fact, you won't drown at all in water! How nice they are!

Do you want a lifeline, or comfort?

lilfaggy 02-13-2012 10:48 PM

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You guys are just odd. You can't sell a human being, we aren't living in the 1700's anymore.


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