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Zechariah Smyth 05-12-2012 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ColitaBinger (Post 884754)
*** blah blah blah Acura. blah blah blah ***

Maybe if you were driving a Godly American car instead of some jap piece of junk he might've given you a break.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

ColitaBinger 05-13-2012 05:15 PM

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?
 
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 884768)
Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right. :tiphat:



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!! :yahoo:

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

And you think this will save you? Calling me a whore to the world; For one I am not a women and two I wouldn't take cash for fornication.

I will laugh at you while I'm sitting in my holy well and you are lost in perkatory.

Bathe in stillborn blood.

I prosecute only the damned and condemned; You are too far away to be saved.

Redeemed Papist 05-13-2012 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ColitaBinger (Post 885133)
And you think this will save you? Calling me a whore to the world; For one I am not a women and two I wouldn't take cash for fornication.

I will laugh at you while I'm sitting in my holy well and you are lost in perkatory.

Bathe in stillborn blood.

I prosecute only the damned and condemned; You are too far away to be saved.

Perkatory? Are you a dyslexic Catholic?

Jack O'fagan 05-13-2012 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ColitaBinger (Post 885133)
And you think this will save you? Calling me a whore to the world; For one I am not a women and two I wouldn't take cash for fornication.

I will laugh at you while I'm sitting in my holy well and you are lost in perkatory.

Bathe in stillborn blood.

I prosecute only the damned and condemned; You are too far away to be saved.

Perkatory? Is that a bit like Lumbo? :wacko:

YIC

Jack

Pastor Ezekiel 05-13-2012 05:25 PM

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ColitaBinger (Post 885133)
And you think this will save you? Calling me a whore to the world; For one I am not a women and two I wouldn't take cash for fornication.

I will laugh at you while I'm sitting in my holy well and you are lost in perkatory.

Bathe in stillborn blood.

I prosecute only the damned and condemned; You are too far away to be saved.

What kind of a man is named "Colita?" I took you to be a nigress. :unsure:

And what on earth is "perkatory?" Are you a Catholic Mary worshiper? They aren't Christians you know. :rtfm:

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. :rtfm:

ColitaBinger 05-13-2012 05:27 PM

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?
 
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 885137)
What kind of a man is named "Colita?" I took you to be a nigress. :unsure:

And what on earth is "perkatory?" Are you a Catholic Mary worshiper? They aren't Christians you know. :rtfm:

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. :rtfm:

I come here to save you from blasphemy; the introductions to myself are no greater to those of yours or anyone else, You are not suppose to worship figures or idols. The druidish created most pagan rituals you celebrate today; Not living life and stuck behind a mans thoughts on the word god.

I bet you all didn't know Jesus was declared holy 200 years after crucifixion.

Pastor Ezekiel 05-13-2012 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ColitaBinger (Post 885138)
I come here to save you from blasphemy; the introductions to myself are no greater to those of yours or anyone else, You are not suppose to worship figures or idols. The druidish created most pagan rituals you celebrate today; Not living life and stuck behind a mans thoughts on the word god.

I bet you all didn't know Jesus was declared holy 200 years after crucifixion.

Dear Foreigner;

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. :rtfm:

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

Jack O'fagan 05-13-2012 05:30 PM

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ColitaBinger (Post 885138)
I come here to save you from blasphemy; the introductions to myself are no greater to those of yours or anyone else, You are not suppose to worship figures or idols. The druidish created most pagan rituals you celebrate today; Not living life and stuck behind a mans thoughts on the word god.

I bet you all didn't know Jesus was declared holy 200 years after crucifixion.

Who by?

Redeemed Papist 05-13-2012 05:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ColitaBinger (Post 885138)
I come here to save you from blasphemy; the introductions to myself are no greater to those of yours or anyone else, You are not suppose to worship figures or idols. The druidish created most pagan rituals you celebrate today; Not living life and stuck behind a mans thoughts on the word god.

I bet you all didn't know Jesus was declared holy 200 years after crucifixion.

Wahey! Let's all just make up any old new age nonsense.

By the way, we don't worship idols. You have us confused with Catholics.

You seem to be on a bit of a directionless rant and perhaps a little inebriated.

ColitaBinger 05-13-2012 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 885137)
What kind of a man is named "Colita?" I took you to be a nigress. :unsure:

And what on earth is "perkatory?" Are you a Catholic Mary worshiper? They aren't Christians you know. :rtfm:

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. :rtfm:

Colita is the tops of the marijuana plant; I would recommend you learn how materials & elements work on this earth.

Your the type of guy that gets a tattoo even though you are not the lord and you'll parish for so.


You'll allway's have dominus in your life; Prepare for domination.

Capt. Aaron Portway 05-13-2012 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Colitis Bringer (Post 885138)
I come here to save you from blasphemy; the introductions to myself are no greater to those of yours or anyone else, You are not suppose to worship figures or idols. The druidish created most pagan rituals you celebrate today; Not living life and stuck behind a mans thoughts on the word god.

I bet you all didn't know Jesus was declared holy 200 years after crucifixion.

Listen Miss Colitis Bringer,
Your user user name is strangely accurate, because you're a real pain in the behind! That gibberish you just posted makes less sense than the other hate filled rants you posted yesterday.

And I don't want to sound like a broken record, but just click the link in the Pastors post and INTRODUCE YOURSELF!

Pastor Ezekiel 05-13-2012 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway (Post 885146)
Listen Miss Colitis Bringer,
Your user user name is strangely accurate, because you're a real pain in the behind! That gibberish you just posted makes less sense than the other hate filled rants you posted yesterday.

And I don't want to sound like a broken record, but just click the link in the Pastors post and INTRODUCE YOURSELF!

It can introduce itself to satan once it lands in hell. :sinner: :haha:

Capt. Aaron Portway 05-13-2012 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 885148)
It can introduce itself to satan once it lands in hell. :sinner: :haha:

It was obviously a marihuana junky.:crack:
No wonder it was so violently hateful and incoherent. The Devil's Weed grows all along the road to Hell. :firedevil:

ilovethelord94 05-15-2012 01:36 AM

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?
 
[QUOTE=ExGay Alex;623512]Dear Levi,

Other children visit often, so he would not be bored. In fact, a lot of other "Little Levi's" are often down at my apartment. And while I know he would miss you, I can assure you that the spirit of Jesus touches my home and I have every reason to know that, if your son spent a few nights at my place, he would be touched also.



levi dont do it man. he is gonna rape your son!

lordofsin 05-17-2012 09:18 AM

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Too young. Not a sinner. Pass. :thumbsup:

Capt. Aaron Portway 05-17-2012 01:46 PM

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?
 
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Originally Posted by lordofsin (Post 886683)
Too young. Not a sinner. Pass. :thumbsup:

To whom are you responding?

TheHoly 05-18-2012 07:01 AM

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?
 
I'll give you 3 sheep for her. Because you know, sheep are more useful then women these days.

MitzaLizalor 05-18-2012 01:52 PM

Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?
 
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 883169)
I TIMOTHY 2
13
..Adam was first formed, then Eue:
14 And Adam was not deceiued, but the woman being deceiued was in the transgression:
How are your prospects for salvation looking? Mr Portway has given you an oppotuunity here and it's been - how long now?

Probably good news - you are with child and only 4hours after my last (concerned) post!

But don't forget your other obligations:
[I TIMOTHY 2]
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saued in child-bearing, if they continue in faith and charitie, and holinesse, with sobrietie.
1611
Mr Portway will not be expecting any lapses and remember, excuses are only excuses, which is a form of LYING. Childbearing will be very unpleasant for you. God teaches us:
Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorowe and thy conception. In sorow thou shalt bring forth children: and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and hee shall rule ouer thee.
1611
God always knows best, which in your case means that Mr Portway knows best:
Ephesians 5:22 Wiues, submit your selues vnto your own husbands, as vnto the Lord.
1611
That means Mr Portway is as far above you as God is above him. The Bible is very clear about this. God's instruction continues:
Ephesians 5:23-24 For the husband is the head of the wife, euen as Christ is the head of the Church: and he is the sauiour of the body. Therefore as the Church is subiect vnto Christ, so let the wiues bee to their owne husbands in euery thing.
1611
God is very clear isn't He Mrs Portway.

LaVeyist 05-19-2012 04:12 AM

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This is the most horrible thing I have ever seen... Women are people. She is a god unto herself and she will decide who she shall marry. Whether it be a man or woman. Only she can decide who to love.

Rev. M. Rodimer 05-19-2012 04:26 AM

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?
 
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Originally Posted by LaVeyist (Post 887292)
This is the most horrible thing I have ever seen... Women are people. She is a god unto herself and she will decide who she shall marry. Whether it be a man or woman. Only she can decide who to love.

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