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Pastor Billy-Reuben 09-18-2006 11:00 PM

False Religions And Cults
 
Please post any new false religions you run across on this thread, so that they can be added to the register.

Amish
Submitted by: Mrs. Rogers
Worship: Hard work, mules, horses, and Satan.
Trivia Fact: The Amish think that they are saved through hard work and eschewing God's gifts of electricity and modern technology. If God didn't want us to have electricity, He wouldn't have made lightning out of it, and He certainly wouldn't have told Thomas Edison how to make electricity by rubbing two magnets together.

Asatru (Asstrue - an obvious reference to the copious amount of anal sex in their rituals)
Submitted by: Pastor Nerue Gargalo, JustAGuy
worship: The Mighty Thor, a character created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby in 1962. They also worship the later characters, Thor's evil half-brother Loki, Heimdal, Baldur, Sif, and Odin. But most important is the so-called "All-Father", Satan himself.

Atheists/agnostics
Submitted by: the
worship: Satan and believe in the religion of Evolution and Science

Australian Abrollers
Submitted by: Pastor Nerue Gargalo
worship: Bunyips -- which are demons in the form of a giant marsupial badger, and Satan

Bahai (Be high)
Submitted by: FUNdaMENTAL
Definition: Basically the same thing as the Unitarians, except they claim GOD told them to believe anything they want to.
Worship: Some guy named Bahulla Balooga, and Satan

Being f***ing decent to others despite our differences. (BFDtodod)
Submitted by: VGrid101
worship: Satan

Buddhists (boodists)
Submitted by: Pastor Nereu Gargalo
worship: an obese naked Chinaman, and Satan

Cargo Cults
Submitted by: Mrs. Rogers
worship: Coke bottles, banana crates, and Satan

catlicks (catlicks)
Submitted by: the
worship: Satan and Mary

Chinese Universists
Submitted by: Mrs. Rogers
Beliefs: A mess of ying/yang cosmology, taoist and boodhist nonsense.
Worship: Household gods, dead relatives, and Satan.

Deism
Submitted By: The Enlightenments
Worship: The "dual nature" of Satan.
Trivia Fact: This "religion" was invented by Thomas Jefferson solely as a ploy to keep references to Jesus out of the wicked U.S. Constitution.

Daoism/Taoism
Submitted by: SifuPhil, with additional information provided by Petal, Tim Tungtalker, and Glendora Christianson.
Definition: A pack of strung-out junkies perfoming Tai Chi, drinking Chai Tea, smoking pot, drinking beer, sleeping with every woman in town, drinking rum, and shoving bananas in various orafices. They claim to achieve everything by doing nothing and they believe in Ying Yan Yuck Yoo, the circle, half black, half white, half witted.
Worship: Nothing, everything, nature, and Satan.

Discordianism (Disco Accordionists)
Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben
Definition: Wannabe atheists who pray to a Greek goddess named Eric and think that saying fwords while stroking their penile glands is the way to salvation.
Worship: Eric, the number 23, and Satan.

Druidism (Drooish)
Submitted by: Mrs. Rogers
Definition: Bunch of sad English gits dress up in the local drama groups' plastic chainmail, then run around the countryside waving cardboard swords at each other.
Worship: Stonehenge, Satan.

Eastern Orthodox Church
Submitted by: Phatcatlick
worship: Icons (paintings), dead bodies, fingers, toenails, incense and satan

Environmentalists (Tree-Huggers)
Submitted by: Patrick O'Kelley
worship: a minor demon named 'Gaia', spotted owls, snail darters, and Satan.

Episcapalians (Joe Piscapalians)
Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben
worship: the King of England, and Satan.

Free masons jars
Submitted by: TemplarPHI
Definition: An ancient society of old men who think they can unravel the secrets of the universe by drinking liquor and playing poker for two hours every Wednesday night and who don't realize how stupid they look in robes.
Worship: Archways, elevators, the letter 'G', and Satan.

Gnostics
Submitted by: Remy Lebeau
Definition: Animists who dabble in meditation, chanting and astral travel (destination - Hell), in an effort to gain demonhood. Keep potted plants and gravel as pets.
Worship: Satan, and an assortment of minor demons (fairies, gnomes, undines).

Goddess worship (Godless worship)
Submitted by: More Saved Than Thou
Beliefs: Basically, the opposite of whatever the Holy King James Bible teaches. This is particularly true in the area of male-female relations; in addition, since the Bible attaches such importance to eating meat, goddess worshipers tend to be vegans.
Practices: Hating men; channeling through crystals (Satan's cell phones)
Clergy: Homeresses who are bitter about not being men, so they buy all of their clothes at Steven Windsor Big and Tall Men.
What they worship: The goddess (that is, Satan in drag)

Hindus (Hindaloos)
Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben
worship: thousands of individual Demons, each masquerading as a god, and Satan.

Hitchhikers in the Galaxy
Submitted by: Pastor Isaac Peters
Description: People with no lives who have chanced upon a book and now parrot quotes from that book to explain everything in their dreary existence.
What they worship: The number 42, and Satan.

Hong Feng Shooey
Submitted by: More Saved Than Thou
Description: The ancient Oriental art of arranging your furniture so that Satan can move about more easily.
Clergy: Overpaid homer interior decorators; overpaid "postmodern" (i.e., homer) architects.
What they worship: Qi, which is a Chinese nickname for Satan.

Hottentots (Hot-to-trots)
Submitted by: Pastor Nerue Gargalo
worship: a minor demon named Gay-nab, and Satan

Injuns
Submitted by: Virginia D. Templeton
Definition: Feather-sporting savages, their faces red from shame at having rejected Jesus, who masturbate with the scalps of Christians and scheme to steal our money through their monolithic network of sin-ridden casinos.
Worship: The Great Spirit (AKA Satan), lesser spirits (AKA Satan), and buffalo.

Jainism (Jane-ism)
Submitted by: ayatollah moomintroll
Worships: Satan in a fluffy animal costume.

Jehovy Witnesses
Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben
worship: Satan (God's name is not Jehova, it is Jealous, see Ex 34:14)

Jews (Joos)
Submitted by: ayatollah moomintroll
Worship: money. And Satan

Juggalo Faith
Submitted by: Jenny D
Definition: Drug addicts who believe that not washing ones hair, wearing clown makeup, drinking cheap soda, and buying officially licensed merchandise makes one a ninja, not years of specialized martial arts training.
Worship: Clowns, Faggo, and Satan -- the ringmaster of the Dark Carnival

Messianic Joodaism
Submitted By: Mrs. Rogers
Definition: Bunch of confused Joos trying to make amends for killing Jesus.
Worship: 'Yeshua of Nazareth' (Joo-speak for Jim Caviezel), and Satan.

Metropolitan Community "Church"
Sumbitted by: More Saved Than Thou
Description: A "church" that preaches have-a-nice-day Unitarianism to homers.
History: Founded by Troy Perry, who was so far out that not even the Pennycoastals wanted him around anymore.
What they worship: Leftist politics, rug-munching, and Satan.

Mithraism (Mythicallism)
Submitted by: Mrs. Rogers
worship: Mithras, son of Acura Mazda (see Zoroastrians), referred to as 'the Light of the World' by his demonic followers. This 'religion' is an obvious Satanic mockery of Christianity. According to this ridiculous myth, Mithras was born of a virgin, said 'I am the way and the light, and only through me can ye be saved.', went around performing miricles, held a last supper with his followers, and died to save mankind but was resurrected and ascended into Heaven. Some of the religious practices include ritualistic baptism, drinking wine and eating bread to symbolize Mithras' blood and body, holding Sundays sacred, an an annual celebration of Mithras' birth on December 25. This religion was popular among the Roman soldiers that were in charge of suppressing Jewish revolts between 200 BC and 70 AD.

Moonies (Loonies); official members of the Unification (Loonification) Church.
Submitted by: JonFish85
Worship: The sun, the moon, Sun Myung Moon, and Satan.
Trivia facts: Despite their gruesome recruitment methods (eg, threatening to cut off their target's quivering fingers if said target refuses to sign up for Korean 101), many moonies are surprisingly sensitive about being called "moonies", as it offends their delicate moonie sensibilities.

Mormons
Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben, LSD Joe
Definition: Rural folks who believe that salvation can be had by marrying all of one's female cousins and wearing goofy underwear.
Trivia fact: Believe that Jesus came back as a gunfighter in the old west.
worship: Nehi grape soda and Satan.

Muslims (mudslims)
Submitted by: the
worship: the Moon, although they are really bowing to Satan, who told them to worship the Moon

New agers
Submitted by: Mrs. Rogers
Definition: Bunch of white, middle-class baby boomers begin calling themselves silly names, e.g., 'John-of-the-Purple-Thunder-Buttocked', and 'Red-Lady-of-the Moon-Menses', in an attempt to give their lives more meaning.
Worship: Crystals, aliens, newspaper horoscopes, Satan.

Palo Mayombe aka Palo Montenegro
Submitted By: Moonflower13
Definition: Bobbing for human bones in a boiling cauldron.
Worship: a pair of bull-dyke demonettes named Nganga and Prenda.

Pentacostals (Pennycoastals)
Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben
worship: snakes and Satan.

Presbyterians, Lex Lutherans, Baptists Other Than Landover Baptists, and Methamphetadists
Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben
worship: think they worship Jesus, but because of their false, non-Baptist doctrines, they are so twisted around that they are really worshipping Satan. (I realize that "false" and "non-Baptist" are redundant, I'm just trying to drive the point home, praise Jesus!)

Puritans
Submitted By: Moonflower13, Brother Dave
Definition: A group of English Heretics who think they are saved by good works and drab clothes.
Worship: corn and Satan.

Quakers
Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben
worship: oatmeal, and Satan.

Raelians (Ray-Aliens)
Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben
worship: a group of Demons that pretend to be aliens from "other planets", when everyone knows that there are no other planets, and those lights in the sky are just that -- little lights a few miles up that can fall right to the ground if Jesus sneezes hard enough. See Rev 6:13.

Rastafarians (Pasta-Reefermans)
Submitted by: Friar Waire
worship: Satan -- they are to stoned and lazy to worship anything, but because Jesus said, "He who is not with me is against me", they worship Satan by default.

Reiki Followers
Submitted by: Brother Mike
Description: So called 'energy healing' which teaches satanic Hindu concepts as well as satanic Pagan concepts. The healing is perverted, they 'lay hands' on each other which is just an excuse to practise homersexuality and adultery.
History: Founded by some homersexual Japanese gook.
What they worship: Angels and a new age God which is of course satan and his demon minions in disguise.

Rosacruces
Submitted By: Moonflower13
Definition: Brazilian trash eating psilocybin mushrooms and digging through gravel pits.
Worships: rocks, rock spirits, rock music, and Satan.

Salvation Army
Submitted by: JonFish85
Definition: Elderly panhandlers with a fetish for army uniforms. These degenerates sing and play tambourines for money, usually at the entrances of Godly Corporations™.
Worship: Musty old clothing, musty old people; but both old and new money.

Santeria (Satanism)
Submitted by: Mrs. Rogers
Definition: Bunch of cathylicks get honest with themselves and quit pretending to love JESUS.
Practices: Sacrificing chickens, possession by Satan.
Worship: Dead cathylicks and Satan.

Satanists
Submitted by: the
Worship: Satan

Scientologists
Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben
worship: Satan and Elron Hubbard is his prophet.

Seculiar Humanists
Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben
worship: themselves, and Satan.

Shinto
Submitted by: Mrs. Rogers
Definition: The Japs, their minds muddled by Confucianism (i.e., Satanism), begin making tiny paper swans out of serviettes (origami) to appease their dead relatives. This is when they are not busy worshipping the Jap royal family (i.e., Satan), or performing ritual dances (i.e., possession by Satan).
Worship: Dead relatives, and Satan.

Sikhism (Sick-ism)
Sumbitted by: More Saved Than Thou
History: A group of demon-possessed people in India weren't sure whether they could outrage Jesus more by becoming hindaloos or mooselimbs, so they picked the worst aspects of both religions.
Beliefs: Their false god commands them to wear turbans, grow scruffy beards, and manage gas stations.
What they worship: Ceremonial daggers and Satan.

Unitarians
Submitted by: Born Again Bob
worship: Satan. This religion represents a unification of every false religion and their followers are allowed to choose their own paths to Satan.

United Church of Christ
Submitted by: Larry Lee
The once-glorious True Christian™ Church of the Pilgrims and Puritans (who can forget "Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry God") has, in our time, so utterly embraced Satan that even the members of the UCC Divine Revelation that their Church's initials stand for 'Unitarians Considering Christ.' Furthermore, these debased hellhounds advocate the ordination of women and even install women as the pastors of congregations that include men. Lastly, I hope you're sitting down this malignant group welcomes gays and lesbians into their worship services and communities. Jesus weeps! Recently, they were in the news because the television networks refused to air their recruitment tape.
Worship: Satan

Vampirism
Submitted By: Moonflower13, Brother Dave
Definition: a sexual perversion in which pleasure and especially sexual pleasure is obtained by the drawing of blood
Worship: bats, blood, gay blood orgies and Satan.

Various agricultural religions of antiquity
Submitted by: Pastor Isaac Peters
Beliefs: To ensure a good harvest, a deity had to be incarnated in human form every year just to be sacrificed. Adherents never quite got around to explaining why all that was necessary; surely an omnipotent God could ensure a good harvest just by saying, "Let there be a good harvest."
What they worshiped: Crops, the seasons, and Satan.

Voodoo
Submitted By: Moonflower13, Brother Dave
Definition: Voodoo combines the worst elements of two other Satan-glorifying religions, Witchcraft and catlickism. Believers are able to call upon demons to turn corpses into zombies under their control.
Worship: the Pope, toy dolls and Satan.

Wiccans (wickedans) aka Witches
Submitted by: the
worship: Satan

Zoroastrians (Zorro-Astrologists)
Submitted by: Sri Krishna Chapata
worship: a demon named Acura Mazda, and Satan. This religion was created by Satan (HaShatan) solely to mock the religion of the Israelites while under Babylonian captivity, adding insult to injury.

Andreas 09-18-2006 11:08 PM

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Atheists/agnostics
Submitted by: the
worship: Satan and believe in the religion of Evolution and Science

Mrs Rogers, let's not make Christians look dumb.

Atheist don't worship Satan, they worship themselves.

Rachael Van Helsing 09-18-2006 11:12 PM

Well actually atheists don't worship anyone and agnostics simply either don't know what they believe or don't title their beliefs, however, andrew, I believe that the TC's here would say that by not believing the same thing as them, that is worshipping Satan by default.

They must not have performed the full TC™ lobotomy on you yet.

Pastor Ezekiel 09-18-2006 11:21 PM

It is a well-known fact that atheists worship monkeys, which they beleive are their forebears. Anyone who worships animals are satan worshippers.:angry:

Remy Lebeau 09-18-2006 11:37 PM

Gnostics

Worship Satan and his demons, think they can chant and meditate their way to demonhood, like to astral travel(read: visit Hell), believe rocks, plants, and animals have souls, also believe in fairies, gnomes, undines, etc.

Cueball 09-19-2006 12:55 AM

American Catlicks.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers (Post 1569)
catlicks (catlicks)
Submitted by: the
worship: Satan and Mary

Something I learned on ESPN one time, is that American catlicks are unique from the other catlickers in the world in that they worship some false idol called Touchdown Jesus (in addition to Satan and Mary; this "Touchdown Jesus" is not to be confused with Jesus Christ!), and spend their time memorizing quotes by a man named Knute Rockne (which to them is the same as scripture) and singing the fight song to the University of Notre Dame (when they should be singing True Christian™ hymns).

Now this other one I don't really know anything about (maybe Brother Temperance knows), is that catlickers in the UK (particularly in Scotland) worship some Soccer coach named Jock Stein, and hold mass at a place in Glasgow called Celtic Park.

Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. 09-19-2006 01:11 AM

Perhaps another couple of good ones would be:

Pentecostals (Panting-Costals)
Worship: Nigras, themselves (believe in WORKING their way into Heaven instead of being chosen as God's ELECT through sincere tithing :fool:!

Moonies (Loonies)
Worship: Chinks, the Moon, Satan.
Practices: Being Asian, cutting off fingers, child sacrifices.

Salvation Army
Worship: Homers, old clothing, old people.
Practices: Whoring themselves out near Godly Corporations™.

Mrs. Rogers 09-19-2006 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 1578)
They must not have performed the full TC™ lobotomy on you yet.

Better a lobotomy now and Heaven in the hereafter, than Helsing now and Hell singing in the hereafter.

Surely you rather be trilling with the angelic choir than warbling your way through a mouthful of Satan's shaft? I cannot believe even you would be so rebellious as to choose the latter.

Brother Remy and JonFish85 - thank you, your contributions have been added to the register (with the exception of Pennycostalism, as it is already on the list).

Glendora Christianson 09-19-2006 03:35 AM

Frozen Food Pollyanists
 
Folks who think their frozen dinner will come out of the microwave looking just like the picture on the package.

Rachael Van Helsing 09-19-2006 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers (Post 1668)
Better a lobotomy now and Heaven in the hereafter, than Helsing now and Hell singing in the hereafter.

Surely you rather be trilling with the angelic choir than warbling your way through a mouthful of Satan's shaft? I cannot believe even you would be so rebellious as to choose the latter.

Ummmm....do you want the honest answer or the polite one? :D

Andreas 09-19-2006 09:05 AM

Quote:

Something I learned on ESPN one time, is that American catlicks are unique from the other catlickers in the world in that they worship some false idol called Touchdown Jesus (in addition to Satan and Mary; this "Touchdown Jesus" is not to be confused with Jesus Christ!), and spend their time memorizing quotes by a man named Knute Rockne (which to them is the same as scripture) and singing the fight song to the University of Notre Dame (when they should be singing True Christian™ hymns).

Now this other one I don't really know anything about (maybe Brother Temperance knows), is that catlickers in the UK (particularly in Scotland) worship some Soccer coach named Jock Stein, and hold mass at a place in Glasgow called Celtic Park.
Now, now, let's not be insulting! It makes Jesus weep!:thumbdown:

Cueball 09-19-2006 11:02 AM

Insulting?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by andrewisI (Post 1703)
Now, now, let's not be insulting! It makes Jesus weep!:thumbdown:

Me? Insulting?

How is stating factual observations considered "insulting"? You wanna speak of insulting, look at how the University of Notre Dame desecrates our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ (or so they *THINK* is Jesus Christ):

http://www.tammisworld.com/archives/...us_1.sized.jpg

If that really was supposed to be the Jesus Christ of the Holy Bible, this would simply be called "Jesus," and not "Touchdown Jesus." What this university does to promote their Football team is offensive. Just look at all of the prominent Baptist universities in the United States that have Football teams (Baylor University, Wake Forest University, and Liberty Baptist University are the first three that come to my mind), and you won't see any derogatory depictions of Jesus that like Notre Dame has.

On a related note, the mormons claim to believe in Jesus Christ, but as with American catlicks, this is not true. If you look at the name of their church, it's called the church of Jesus Christ of LSD... Or the "LSD church" as mormons call themselves for short!

Also, it is not "insulting" unless God, Jesus Christ (and not one of those above mentioned imposters), or one of these Godly moderators of this forum say so, and remember:

John 8:7 "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone."

Oh wait... Did you mean I was insulting for saying that Brother Temperance would know better than me about British catlickers? Well, he is currently in the United Kingdom after all, and I'm confident he does a close job of examining all of those european cults so he can become more successful in converting them to True Christians™.

Rachael Van Helsing 09-19-2006 01:01 PM

What do you people think of Jedi? And yes, there really are people who call themselves Jedi!

Pastor Isaac Peters 09-19-2006 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 1748)
What do you people think of Jedi? And yes, there really are people who call themselves Jedi!

You mean you've been among us as long as you have, and yet you still have to ask what we think of a false religion, especially one that people derived from a sinful Hellyweird movie just to mock Jesus? It takes a special kind of person to be that obtuse.

Yes, I was aware that there are people who call themselves Jedi. Once they go to judgment, Jesus will have a good laugh when they say to Him, "These are not the unbelievers you're looking for." Alas for them, He'll be laughing at them, not with them.

Petal 09-21-2006 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs.Rachael Van Vader (Post 1748)
What do you people think of Jedi? And yes, there really are people who call themselves Jedi!

Mrs.Helsinger, it like what Mr.MoreSavedThanMrs.Helsing say, an then some. lord Jesus gonna throw them jedi folk into hellfires :evil_2:, cuz not only do they follows a false relgion but they be abusin thier pets to. :(

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y66...urve_slave.jpg

that pore liddle doggie is dressed-ups as Miss.Leia, when she were a lurve slave for Mr.Jabba the Big Fat Booda :bad: . it plain disgustin,an there a markets for it, an them jedi folks be buyin!:angry:

Pastor Ezekiel 09-24-2006 01:39 PM

New Chink Cult
 
This gook seems to believe that he is God. He also is getting rich peddling all manner of contraptions that he guarantees will make you live forever!

Quote:

According to Alex Chiu, based on testimonies, facts, and proofs, people are believed to be able to stay physically young forever by using his new inventions "The Eternal Life Rings" and "The Eternal Life Foot Braces". The Eternal Life Rings are to be worn on both small fingers of a user during sleep. The Eternal Life Foot Braces are to be worn on all toes of both feet during sleep. Both devices consist of rare earth or ceramic magnets and plastic braces which hold magnets onto the fingers of the user. The inventor explained that the fingers and toes are the negative (-) and positive (+) terminals of your body.

And just look at this demonic gibberish!

Quote:

God is the mathematical formula which runs our universe. Nothing escapes it. My lord, I know you exist. I have studied both the Chinese prophecies and the Jewish prophecies. You truly did fulfill every prophecy, one by one, accordingly. You, my G~d, are the physics of the universe, the law of all matters, the past and the future of time. All matters have their physics. Moon rotates around the Earth, and Earth surrounds the Sun. Nobody can defy this fact. An orange seed produces an orange tree. How else can it be? The universe itself also needs a system to back it up, or else the universe cannot function. You, my G~d, are the physics of the universe, the DNA of space, the fulfillment of time, Some say that my G~d is a living being. But I know that my G~d is the mathematical system which governs and runs the entire universe. You can be measured with only natural signs and numbers.
What a nutjob. I wonder if this is one of hiroshi's litter-mates.

Pastor Isaac Peters 10-24-2006 08:36 PM

Re: False Religions Register
 
Moderator note: The babblings of a certain heretic, and the Godly responses thereto, have been split off here.

Petal 10-31-2006 02:55 AM

Re: False Religions Register
 
who be the 7th day adventist folk, what do they belives? :unsure: i be thinkin they a false relgion cuz anyone who go to churchs on saturday has got to be a loon -_-

Pastor Ezekiel 10-31-2006 04:26 AM

Re: False Religions Register
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Petal (Post 12846)
who be the 7th day adventist folk, what do they belives? :unsure: i be thinkin they a false relgion cuz anyone who go to churchs on saturday has got to be a loon -_-

Petal, I'm glad you asked this question. I'll explain it as simply as I can.

The 7th Day Adventists are a cult of jew vegetarians, mixed up with Jehovah Witlesses. They don't salute the Flag of Jesusland (aka America), and they hate anyone who drinks coffee.

Avoid them like the plague Sister Petal. And if one of them invites you over for some "nut loaf", run away as fast as you can.

Petal 10-31-2006 08:35 AM

Re: False Religions Register
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Pastor Ezekiel (Post 12865)
Avoid them like the plague Sister Petal. And if one of them invites you over for some "nut loaf", run away as fast as you can.

:blink: i be takin your advices to hart, Mr.Pastor Zeke. but i a liddle confuseds by your post, cuz if they vegetarans, why they be eatin nut loaf? :icon8: even if they were never vegetaran loons, they gotta no that lord Jesus not approve of them christians who lurve to gobble-gobbles the testickle breads! :yucky:


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